Tragic: my plots and schemes are inevitably pulling me closer to buying a printer

Sorry tinder boys I can’t talk rn I’m being extremely cool and relatable by listening to Nick Drake with a completely dry face :)

I’m like a shitty bottle of vermouth up in this bitch

I love my unknown, dusty corner of this app where I don’t follow enough people to be on here and I slowly collect spam bot followers 💕

Vince Vaughn looks like if a California raisin was a douchebag