Tired Dad
@reallytireddad.bsky.social
A tramp once told me I was handsome.
Apropos of nothing I watched half an ep of Coogan's Run last night. Utter shit, turned it off. Watched Vic & Bob's The Weekenders. Genius, should have got a series. That is all.
September 25, 2026 at 5:30 PM
Apropos of nothing I watched half an ep of Coogan's Run last night. Utter shit, turned it off. Watched Vic & Bob's The Weekenders. Genius, should have got a series. That is all.
Have been watching Ghostbusters more than is healthy of late but the most 'supernatural' thing onscreen is Bill Murray's bald-spot. The moment you see it clearly it vanishes.
September 18, 2026 at 12:16 AM
Have been watching Ghostbusters more than is healthy of late but the most 'supernatural' thing onscreen is Bill Murray's bald-spot. The moment you see it clearly it vanishes.
13 years ago. It was clear then. www.theguardian.com/technology/2...
Tesla founder Elon Musk buys James Bond's Lotus Esprit submarine car
Tech billionaire and Hyperloop creator pays nearly $1m for iconic vehicle with plans to make its movie transformation a reality. By Stuart Dredge
www.theguardian.com
September 17, 2026 at 10:42 PM
13 years ago. It was clear then. www.theguardian.com/technology/2...
@jasonmanford.bsky.social Congrats on the R2 gig! At least your wife knows where you are and what you're doing.
August 20, 2026 at 5:21 PM
@jasonmanford.bsky.social Congrats on the R2 gig! At least your wife knows where you are and what you're doing.
The photo in the article of her 'friend' Paul. The sadness in his eyes. Poor bastard. She didn't have a clue.
A moment that changed me: I’d lost my libido – then I saw Richard Ashcroft on stage and it came bursting back
A moment that changed me: I’d lost my libido – then I saw Richard Ashcroft on stage and it came bursting back
I was nearly 60 and hadn’t had sex in 10 years. And I was fine with that. But seeing the Verve’s former frontman reminded me how much fun it is to fancy someone
www.theguardian.com
July 30, 2026 at 2:34 PM
The photo in the article of her 'friend' Paul. The sadness in his eyes. Poor bastard. She didn't have a clue.
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He wrote a book called How To Launder Money but got his mum to transfer cash into Farage's account? HIS MUM? No wonder the cunt went to jail.
July 9, 2026 at 9:34 PM
He wrote a book called How To Launder Money but got his mum to transfer cash into Farage's account? HIS MUM? No wonder the cunt went to jail.
He wrote a book called How To Launder Money but got his mum to transfer cash into Farage's account? HIS MUM? No wonder the cunt went to jail.
July 9, 2026 at 9:34 PM
He wrote a book called How To Launder Money but got his mum to transfer cash into Farage's account? HIS MUM? No wonder the cunt went to jail.
Quite looking-forward to trimming my nasal hair tonight. Not even joking.
May 22, 2026 at 3:34 PM
Quite looking-forward to trimming my nasal hair tonight. Not even joking.
Remember that well. EVERYONE in my year at school took the piss out of him the next day.
If you need to hate it more, when it was dug up by an advert and they got back onto TOTP years later, the singer sneeringly sang "Techno, techno, techno, techno" as if to suggest their pencil moustache brand of fiddle dee dee whimsy was somehow 'proper' music in comparison. Tit.
March 18, 2026 at 10:28 PM
Remember that well. EVERYONE in my year at school took the piss out of him the next day.
Who knew there was an animated version of The Detectorists?
March 6, 2026 at 4:31 PM
Who knew there was an animated version of The Detectorists?
Just listened to Omid Djalili on R4 boasting about the big laughs he got at that Saudi comedy festival. He boasted.
March 1, 2026 at 9:30 PM
Just listened to Omid Djalili on R4 boasting about the big laughs he got at that Saudi comedy festival. He boasted.
Discombobulated after moving house so watched Ghostbusters as it was a happy childhood film. Fuck me NO.
February 24, 2026 at 7:51 PM
Discombobulated after moving house so watched Ghostbusters as it was a happy childhood film. Fuck me NO.
I am in a provincial 'sports bar'. State of it. None of these people are athletes by any stretch of the imagination.
February 15, 2026 at 6:17 PM
I am in a provincial 'sports bar'. State of it. None of these people are athletes by any stretch of the imagination.
Super Hans or Tyres?
February 13, 2026 at 5:21 PM
Super Hans or Tyres?
"Google Pixel 10. Don't ever speak to your friends." I don't work in marketing or advertising anymore but FUCKING HELL.
February 3, 2026 at 9:45 PM
"Google Pixel 10. Don't ever speak to your friends." I don't work in marketing or advertising anymore but FUCKING HELL.
I am visiting Sheffield for the first time. I have been here for two days. Sheffield is OK.
January 31, 2026 at 10:31 PM
I am visiting Sheffield for the first time. I have been here for two days. Sheffield is OK.
I see that Sean(n) Walsh has been re-habilitated. Ok then.
January 31, 2026 at 1:20 PM
I see that Sean(n) Walsh has been re-habilitated. Ok then.
Don't get me started on winkers.
January 21, 2026 at 6:54 PM
Don't get me started on winkers.
Whisperers. If you don't want other people to hear it then maybe you shouldn't be whispering it. I bet your hard-drives are a fucking state, the lot of you.
January 21, 2026 at 6:54 PM
Whisperers. If you don't want other people to hear it then maybe you shouldn't be whispering it. I bet your hard-drives are a fucking state, the lot of you.
He's back! The voice of reason.
January 14, 2026 at 7:01 PM
He's back! The voice of reason.
Walliams? Finally?
December 19, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Walliams? Finally?
Spaced was better than The Office and anyone who disagrees can meet me in the carpark of The Tudor Rose in Dunston for a proper go.
December 16, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Spaced was better than The Office and anyone who disagrees can meet me in the carpark of The Tudor Rose in Dunston for a proper go.
I am on a train. A bald-headed man with a beard wearing an overcoat is swigging from a can which I swear is labelled Brewdog Honey Jizz.
December 11, 2025 at 6:40 PM
I am on a train. A bald-headed man with a beard wearing an overcoat is swigging from a can which I swear is labelled Brewdog Honey Jizz.
Heard someone say that he's "just come back from Londinium." Cock.
November 28, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Heard someone say that he's "just come back from Londinium." Cock.
There have been Christmas songs playing in the office since 08.30. I lost the will to live at 11.00. I am now praying for an early death.
November 28, 2025 at 12:45 PM
There have been Christmas songs playing in the office since 08.30. I lost the will to live at 11.00. I am now praying for an early death.