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(suffering the clear and obvious ramifications of my voluntary actions) once again god torments me for no purpose but sick amusement
September 16, 2026 at 2:29 AM
(suffering the clear and obvious ramifications of my voluntary actions) once again god torments me for no purpose but sick amusement
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(To the tune of Fast Car) 🎶You got a fat ass🎶
August 14, 2026 at 6:59 PM
(To the tune of Fast Car) 🎶You got a fat ass🎶
My therapist: “I really think you’re over thinking this.”
Me and my OCD: 👁️👄👄👄👁️
Me and my OCD: 👁️👄👄👄👁️
August 5, 2026 at 5:35 PM
My therapist: “I really think you’re over thinking this.”
Me and my OCD: 👁️👄👄👄👁️
Me and my OCD: 👁️👄👄👄👁️
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(to the tune of Arabian Nights) 🎶fast casual shriiiimp🎶
June 26, 2026 at 9:52 PM
(to the tune of Arabian Nights) 🎶fast casual shriiiimp🎶
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At the Reflecting Pool and guys
June 20, 2026 at 9:05 PM
At the Reflecting Pool and guys
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I’m just gonna say it… spoons are the superior utensil.
March 7, 2026 at 12:48 AM
I’m just gonna say it… spoons are the superior utensil.
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No son, they are not "magically delicious." The workers made them delicious. This is a slogan meant to mystify the social conditions of labor
February 11, 2026 at 1:46 AM
No son, they are not "magically delicious." The workers made them delicious. This is a slogan meant to mystify the social conditions of labor
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A Black-capped Chickadee showcasing winter fashion by donning a snowflake accessory.
January 31, 2026 at 11:12 PM
A Black-capped Chickadee showcasing winter fashion by donning a snowflake accessory.
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Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
January 23, 2026 at 3:46 PM
Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
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Episode 46: Sapiens
It's an ambitious goal to write the entire history of humanity in just 400 pages. It's even more ambitious to do it without reading any research.
It's an ambitious goal to write the entire history of humanity in just 400 pages. It's even more ambitious to do it without reading any research.
Sapiens
Podcast Episode · If Books Could Kill · 11/20/2025 · 1h 38m
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November 20, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Episode 46: Sapiens
It's an ambitious goal to write the entire history of humanity in just 400 pages. It's even more ambitious to do it without reading any research.
It's an ambitious goal to write the entire history of humanity in just 400 pages. It's even more ambitious to do it without reading any research.
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this is literally never not accurate
November 10, 2025 at 6:32 PM
this is literally never not accurate
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keep going! do the whole thing!
BREAKING: The entire East Wing of the White House will be demolished “within days,” according to two Trump administration officials, a significant expansion of President Trump's original stated plan.
Trump administration demolishing entire East Wing of the White House to add new ballroom
Trump said in July that the $250 million project “won’t interfere with the current building.”
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October 22, 2025 at 8:55 PM
keep going! do the whole thing!
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I could use a nice long lobotomy right about now.
August 14, 2025 at 3:02 AM
I could use a nice long lobotomy right about now.