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A lifetime of Pepperidge Farm’s marketing has been entirely effective. I believe them to be fancy, for a special occasion. I recognize that this makes no sense. And yet.
August 15, 2026 at 11:29 PM
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This High Schooler Invented a Plant-Based Plastic That Removes Microplastics From the Environment as It Biodegrades
This High Schooler Invented a Plant-Based Plastic That Removes Microplastics From the Environment as It Biodegrades
Eighteen-year-old Arya Satheesh created her award-winning Eco Purge to help address the global problem of plastic pollution
www.smithsonianmag.com
August 7, 2026 at 4:14 AM
Taut pacing, unreliable narrators, interesting family dynamics… I really enjoyed this!
July 30, 2026 at 3:31 AM
July 26, 2026 at 3:23 PM
@drjackbrown.bsky.social I would love your body language insights on Trump’s response to the WSJ award given about his b-day note to Epstein.
July 26, 2026 at 3:20 PM
That m-fer is out of control
Trump has ordered that “warning” signs be placed at the Smithsonian’s National Museum of American History, directing that visitors be told the museum contains “inaccurate information.” FFS!
July 25, 2026 at 3:50 AM
I miss the ocean, and I am going to find a way to see it again before this summer is over.
July 24, 2026 at 1:26 AM
🌊 🐬☀️⛱️
July 14, 2026 at 1:29 PM
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Sorry to see Norway go. They played a great tournament. #WorldCup
Erling Haaland's Intense Gaze for Norway
ALT: Erling Haaland's Intense Gaze for Norway
static.klipy.com
July 11, 2026 at 11:50 PM
This France-Paraguay game was BANANAS
July 4, 2026 at 11:04 PM
Night one of doping up the scared pup has begun. Ugh.
Heading into the “find out how badly the cat and dog react to assholes setting off explosives in the street” holiday weekend. Sympathies to all who also observe.
July 3, 2026 at 1:37 AM
In Michigan for a quick visit for a family event, and all I can say is their summers are glorious!
June 28, 2026 at 3:07 AM
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"I have instructed the DOJ..." used to be a scandal worthy of impeachment. Now it's a daily thing, a whiff of historic moral rot.
Sounds like communism
June 24, 2026 at 5:39 PM
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No Father’s Day is complete without this video.

At the 1992 Olympic Games in Barcelona, Redmond tore his hamstring in the 400 metres semi-final but continued the race limping and, with assistance from his father, managed to complete a full lap of the track as the crowd gave him a standing ovation.
June 21, 2026 at 10:36 PM
Chef’s kiss!
June 20, 2026 at 6:10 PM
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June 19, 2026 at 9:48 PM
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Nothing says “dying civilization” like gladiator fights at the capitol for the emperor’s amusement.
June 13, 2026 at 1:53 PM
Last weekend was magical. So, so much love. Witnessing my son’s union to a wonderful, beautiful soul was way up there on the list of the best days of my life. It has taken me a week to recover, and today I planted one of the wedding hydrangeas in our front yard. 🩵
June 13, 2026 at 8:13 PM
Wedding weekend is here! 🩵💒 This mama is anxious, exhausted, exhilarated, excited, and filled with love.
June 5, 2026 at 2:21 AM
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I happened upon the Peabody Library in Baltimore today.

This picture does not do it justice.

The SMELL was the most incredible part to me. Just "old books" smell.
June 2, 2026 at 8:13 PM
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wake up babe the white house is a six flags
May 26, 2026 at 3:52 PM
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Oh no, the deal is already breaking down.

It was supposed to last at least until they could manipulate the market on Tuesday
May 24, 2026 at 6:31 PM
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I've noticed how much I’ve aged in the past 5 years and I am really hoping that adding chia seeds to my yogurt can turn this whole thing around.
May 18, 2026 at 10:11 PM