Red Foreman
@red-foremans-foot.bsky.social
Fishing, biking, boxing, gardening and hiking. Retired, sarcastic and crabby. I also curse too much.
It's called schadenfreude. And I'm here for it.
It's called schadenfreude. And I'm here for it.
Pinned
There were two choices in the last election. If you didn't show up, if you voted third party, if you worked to suppress the vote, or you didn't choose the black lady, then you own a piece of what we have now. Do enjoy it. You certainly earned it.
Classic!
This is a thread of memes about Kash Patel’s defense of bestiality sent to me by current and former FBI employees. Thank you for your attention to this matter. 🧵 1/
September 19, 2026 at 8:05 AM
Classic!
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can we just set up a fake Oval Bordello where Donny can pretend to be president and play patty-cake with his diaper nurse and stay out of trouble? FUN TRUE FACT: that's exactly what Donny's family did for his demented father Fred. thank you for your attention, etc. link is here: bit.ly/4gErFnM
September 7, 2026 at 7:01 PM
can we just set up a fake Oval Bordello where Donny can pretend to be president and play patty-cake with his diaper nurse and stay out of trouble? FUN TRUE FACT: that's exactly what Donny's family did for his demented father Fred. thank you for your attention, etc. link is here: bit.ly/4gErFnM
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Apparently people are sharing this far and wide on social media, which I think is horrible. This could cripple ICE operations. PLEASE do not share this.
September 5, 2026 at 4:37 PM
Apparently people are sharing this far and wide on social media, which I think is horrible. This could cripple ICE operations. PLEASE do not share this.
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here's today's post: "holy shit, Dear Leader’s diaper nurse is even weirder than we thought" — what’s all this about hiding in a trunk and living in a locker room?
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holy shit, Dear Leader’s diaper nurse is even weirder than we thought
what’s all this about hiding in a trunk and living in a locker room?
bit.ly
August 19, 2026 at 2:44 PM
here's today's post: "holy shit, Dear Leader’s diaper nurse is even weirder than we thought" — what’s all this about hiding in a trunk and living in a locker room?
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Gotta love these 10 "Coward-in-a-Crate" memes!*
*a/k/a "Bone-Spurs-in-a-Box"
Collect 'em ALL!!!
😂 😍 😜 👍
*a/k/a "Bone-Spurs-in-a-Box"
Collect 'em ALL!!!
😂 😍 😜 👍
August 14, 2026 at 2:48 PM
Gotta love these 10 "Coward-in-a-Crate" memes!*
*a/k/a "Bone-Spurs-in-a-Box"
Collect 'em ALL!!!
😂 😍 😜 👍
*a/k/a "Bone-Spurs-in-a-Box"
Collect 'em ALL!!!
😂 😍 😜 👍
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Hehehehe
how hilarious is it that the one time America's tipsiest US Attorney does the right thing, she lands in a world of trouble.
welcome to the Donnyverse, Jeanine — you chose that! thank you for your attention to today's post, in which I mock all that shit. link is here: bit.ly/3TS4q0s
welcome to the Donnyverse, Jeanine — you chose that! thank you for your attention to today's post, in which I mock all that shit. link is here: bit.ly/3TS4q0s
August 4, 2026 at 5:55 PM
Hehehehe
You got to read this!
IT'S UP! An article about the rain-soaked disaster that was July 4th in Washington DC this year, including all the videos I couldn't upload of the sad and angry crowds, plus details that didn['t make the thread. Please check it out if you would like to!
July 9, 2026 at 5:49 PM
You got to read this!
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here's today's post: "Donny’s ‘Freedom 250’ sucks, and no one is showing up for it. try not to laugh." — the whole thing is a fucktacular disaster
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Donny’s ‘Freedom 250’ sucks, and no one is showing up for it. try not to laugh.
the whole thing is a fucktacular disaster
bit.ly
June 28, 2026 at 2:33 PM
here's today's post: "Donny’s ‘Freedom 250’ sucks, and no one is showing up for it. try not to laugh." — the whole thing is a fucktacular disaster
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🤣🤣🤣🤣
"What's the lesson here, guys?"
"We don’t know.”
"C’mon, think about it."
"Don't be assholes?"
"Don’t be assholes. Especially to…”
"To the guy with the thumbs?"
"To the guy with the thumbs."
"We don’t know.”
"C’mon, think about it."
"Don't be assholes?"
"Don’t be assholes. Especially to…”
"To the guy with the thumbs?"
"To the guy with the thumbs."
June 27, 2026 at 1:37 PM
🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Vice President Couchfuck McGee is out here trying to convince us that Watergate was no big deal — and that, by extension, we should ignore Dear Leader's flagrant criming, too. thank you for you attention to my post in which I tell the furniture molester to fuck off. link is here: bit.ly/4uX1uwk
June 26, 2026 at 4:18 PM
Vice President Couchfuck McGee is out here trying to convince us that Watergate was no big deal — and that, by extension, we should ignore Dear Leader's flagrant criming, too. thank you for you attention to my post in which I tell the furniture molester to fuck off. link is here: bit.ly/4uX1uwk
Ha!
June 15, 2026 at 1:36 PM
Ha!
I love Jeff's posts but I never know if I should be laughing or crying.
oh, look! the 'Freedom 250' concert that no one wants to perform at is just another sleazy scam. Donny gets a slice of every corporate donation and every ticket sold. I know, you're SHOCKED. thank you for your attention to today's post, in which I lay it all out. link is here: bit.ly/49sEoGg
June 1, 2026 at 6:41 PM
I love Jeff's posts but I never know if I should be laughing or crying.
🤣🤣🤣
happy pride month to all the straight republican men’s boyfriends
June 1, 2026 at 12:02 PM
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May 29, 2026
May 29, 2026
This morning, Senator John Cornyn (R-TX), who just lost his primary after President Donald J.
heathercoxrichardson.substack.com
May 30, 2026 at 4:57 AM
May 29, 2026
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thanks to greed, incompetence and Preznit Fuckwit's infinite ego, the once-beautiful Reflecting Pool has been destroyed. awesome job, you decaying imbecile. thank you to all my big, strong teary-eyed readers for your attention to my latest angry post. link is here: bit.ly/49vCyUS
May 14, 2026 at 4:15 PM
thanks to greed, incompetence and Preznit Fuckwit's infinite ego, the once-beautiful Reflecting Pool has been destroyed. awesome job, you decaying imbecile. thank you to all my big, strong teary-eyed readers for your attention to my latest angry post. link is here: bit.ly/49vCyUS
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I realize this is obvious to most but allow me to rant:
At the core of Trump's base love for him is a simmering resentment over their mediocrity and gratitude for him making it permissible to be arrogant whilst mediocre.
Everything in this cult can be traced back to that.
(thread)
At the core of Trump's base love for him is a simmering resentment over their mediocrity and gratitude for him making it permissible to be arrogant whilst mediocre.
Everything in this cult can be traced back to that.
(thread)
April 30, 2026 at 12:48 AM
I realize this is obvious to most but allow me to rant:
At the core of Trump's base love for him is a simmering resentment over their mediocrity and gratitude for him making it permissible to be arrogant whilst mediocre.
Everything in this cult can be traced back to that.
(thread)
At the core of Trump's base love for him is a simmering resentment over their mediocrity and gratitude for him making it permissible to be arrogant whilst mediocre.
Everything in this cult can be traced back to that.
(thread)
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April 28, 2026 at 7:08 PM
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here's today's post: "Elderly Golfer has a chat with the raccoons that live in his head, and other tales of dumbfuckery" — the stupid is off the charts.
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Elderly Golfer has a chat with the raccoons that live in his head, and other tales of dumbfuckery
the stupid is off the charts
bit.ly
April 16, 2026 at 2:44 PM
here's today's post: "Elderly Golfer has a chat with the raccoons that live in his head, and other tales of dumbfuckery" — the stupid is off the charts.
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New in PN: Trump lost his war on Iran, bigly
"The ability of the free press, much less regime propagandists, to grapple with the scale of the loss & its implications is very much in doubt. It’s worth, therefore, laying out the nature of the defeat, who's unwilling to describe it as such, & why."
"The ability of the free press, much less regime propagandists, to grapple with the scale of the loss & its implications is very much in doubt. It’s worth, therefore, laying out the nature of the defeat, who's unwilling to describe it as such, & why."
Trump lost his war on Iran, bigly
His nonstop bullshitting can't change the facts on the ground.
www.publicnotice.co
April 14, 2026 at 12:01 PM
New in PN: Trump lost his war on Iran, bigly
"The ability of the free press, much less regime propagandists, to grapple with the scale of the loss & its implications is very much in doubt. It’s worth, therefore, laying out the nature of the defeat, who's unwilling to describe it as such, & why."
"The ability of the free press, much less regime propagandists, to grapple with the scale of the loss & its implications is very much in doubt. It’s worth, therefore, laying out the nature of the defeat, who's unwilling to describe it as such, & why."