北京本
@redscarepodcast.bsky.social
📕🔻Union, annoying, lifelong Jimmy Hoffa stan
Not funded by Peter Thiel(unless?… 👉🥺👈)
Not funded by Peter Thiel(unless?… 👉🥺👈)
Quite insulting as a teeny tiny person myself
I’m 4’8 and yes that is two measurements 😘
I’m 4’8 and yes that is two measurements 😘
Don't repeat the lies that a teeny tiny people are ruining your life or magically running the world. We're their scapegoat.
September 18, 2026 at 12:26 AM
Quite insulting as a teeny tiny person myself
I’m 4’8 and yes that is two measurements 😘
I’m 4’8 and yes that is two measurements 😘
You’ll do nothing. Fuck off
September 18, 2026 at 12:24 AM
You’ll do nothing. Fuck off
Nothing will ever be funnier than seeing a John Brown Pfp screaming
“YALL SHOULDVE VOTED FOR KAMALA”
“YALL SHOULDVE VOTED FOR KAMALA”
September 17, 2026 at 5:27 PM
Nothing will ever be funnier than seeing a John Brown Pfp screaming
“YALL SHOULDVE VOTED FOR KAMALA”
“YALL SHOULDVE VOTED FOR KAMALA”
Everyone thought Milroe/Darnold would be the next Wilson/Flynn
But no one is prepared for Lock/Darnold to be a Steve Young/Joe Montana situation
But no one is prepared for Lock/Darnold to be a Steve Young/Joe Montana situation
September 17, 2026 at 3:09 PM
Everyone thought Milroe/Darnold would be the next Wilson/Flynn
But no one is prepared for Lock/Darnold to be a Steve Young/Joe Montana situation
But no one is prepared for Lock/Darnold to be a Steve Young/Joe Montana situation
ISO: someone who will recreate this scene of cinematic brilliance with me
THE ANIMAL CRACKER PANTY SCENE
September 16, 2026 at 1:16 AM
ISO: someone who will recreate this scene of cinematic brilliance with me
Fine
Here is my impression
Here is my impression
September 15, 2026 at 11:50 PM
Fine
Here is my impression
Here is my impression
They should make a Chinese Ed Sheeran
He would make Edd Sheeran music but Chinesely
He would make Edd Sheeran music but Chinesely
September 15, 2026 at 11:35 PM
They should make a Chinese Ed Sheeran
He would make Edd Sheeran music but Chinesely
He would make Edd Sheeran music but Chinesely
So the funniest thing about “AI” is you can just tell it *not* to do that and it won’t
But that doesn’t drive up sales so I guess we’re doing Chemical A(i)li
But that doesn’t drive up sales so I guess we’re doing Chemical A(i)li
News Analysis: Among the growing fears about artificial intelligence, the possibility that A.I. models trained in biology could be used to create a new wave of biological weapons — like bacteria or fungi designed to be unleashed against armies or civilians — has been alarming. nyti.ms/4h7vLni
September 15, 2026 at 3:25 AM
So the funniest thing about “AI” is you can just tell it *not* to do that and it won’t
But that doesn’t drive up sales so I guess we’re doing Chemical A(i)li
But that doesn’t drive up sales so I guess we’re doing Chemical A(i)li
Check in on your friends
You never know what your last conversation with them will be 😞
You never know what your last conversation with them will be 😞
September 15, 2026 at 3:21 AM
Check in on your friends
You never know what your last conversation with them will be 😞
You never know what your last conversation with them will be 😞
I have a crush on two mutuals and they’re both @bigsizzler.bsky.social
September 14, 2026 at 5:07 PM
I have a crush on two mutuals and they’re both @bigsizzler.bsky.social
My grandfather went from hailing Xi Jinping as the man to usher in a brighter future for the world to telling me that the WNBA is under assault by trans athletes attacking Sophie Cunningham
This is the political mindset of an average Italian
This is the political mindset of an average Italian
September 12, 2026 at 5:43 AM
My grandfather went from hailing Xi Jinping as the man to usher in a brighter future for the world to telling me that the WNBA is under assault by trans athletes attacking Sophie Cunningham
This is the political mindset of an average Italian
This is the political mindset of an average Italian
There’s a lot of people mad that we couldn’t get away with the depravity of gwot
In @nytopinion.nytimes.com
25 years after 9/11, “it is important to step back from today’s cynicism and remember the heroism and national unity in the hours and days after the attacks,” the editorial board writes.
25 years after 9/11, “it is important to step back from today’s cynicism and remember the heroism and national unity in the hours and days after the attacks,” the editorial board writes.
Opinion | How a Heroic Response Went Awry
Twenty-five years after 9/11, it is important to step back from today’s cynicism and remember the heroism and national unity in the hours and days after the attacks.
nyti.ms
September 12, 2026 at 1:19 AM
There’s a lot of people mad that we couldn’t get away with the depravity of gwot
People who sway their arms when they walk,
What’s up with that?
What’s up with that?
September 12, 2026 at 1:13 AM
People who sway their arms when they walk,
What’s up with that?
What’s up with that?
Living in Wichita Kansas and claiming ptsd from 9/11
September 9, 2026 at 9:08 PM
Living in Wichita Kansas and claiming ptsd from 9/11
The whole “don’t wear white after Labor Day” thing also threw me off
Coming clean for a minute:
As a kid I used to think that Labor Day was about mothers who gave birth naturally and I remember asking my mom why she got the day off since I’m a c-section baby
As a kid I used to think that Labor Day was about mothers who gave birth naturally and I remember asking my mom why she got the day off since I’m a c-section baby
September 8, 2026 at 12:35 AM
The whole “don’t wear white after Labor Day” thing also threw me off
Coming clean for a minute:
As a kid I used to think that Labor Day was about mothers who gave birth naturally and I remember asking my mom why she got the day off since I’m a c-section baby
As a kid I used to think that Labor Day was about mothers who gave birth naturally and I remember asking my mom why she got the day off since I’m a c-section baby
September 8, 2026 at 12:34 AM
Coming clean for a minute:
As a kid I used to think that Labor Day was about mothers who gave birth naturally and I remember asking my mom why she got the day off since I’m a c-section baby
As a kid I used to think that Labor Day was about mothers who gave birth naturally and I remember asking my mom why she got the day off since I’m a c-section baby
They don’t let you suck your own dick anymore cuz society hates whimsy
September 7, 2026 at 6:44 AM
They don’t let you suck your own dick anymore cuz society hates whimsy
The narrator in the Wendy’s ad is hitting the N in “Nugz” a bit too enthusiastically
September 6, 2026 at 11:44 PM
The narrator in the Wendy’s ad is hitting the N in “Nugz” a bit too enthusiastically
Suspiria 2026
Madame Bank: you’re such a good dancer
Susie playing clash of kings: are you gaslighting me?
The Emu from Liberty Mutual: *Screams*
Madame Bank: you’re such a good dancer
Susie playing clash of kings: are you gaslighting me?
The Emu from Liberty Mutual: *Screams*
September 6, 2026 at 3:56 AM
Suspiria 2026
Madame Bank: you’re such a good dancer
Susie playing clash of kings: are you gaslighting me?
The Emu from Liberty Mutual: *Screams*
Madame Bank: you’re such a good dancer
Susie playing clash of kings: are you gaslighting me?
The Emu from Liberty Mutual: *Screams*
HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH
🚨🚨🚨BLUESKY 38 IS AI SLOP🚨🚨🚨
PLEASE DO NOT PARTICIPATE
sorry to ruin everyones fun 💔💔💔
PLEASE DO NOT PARTICIPATE
sorry to ruin everyones fun 💔💔💔
September 6, 2026 at 1:18 AM
HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH
I’m thinking about drunkenly live bluesky posting through every Barbie animated movie every Friday until I either die of alcohol poisoning or we get through the lot
September 4, 2026 at 8:14 PM
I’m thinking about drunkenly live bluesky posting through every Barbie animated movie every Friday until I either die of alcohol poisoning or we get through the lot
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Who are the 38 most influential Bluesky posters of 2026?
You get 10 votes, anyone with a Bluesky account can be voted for. The 38 with the most votes make the list. 🗳️
Voting ends the 21st night of September. 🌎 🌬️🔥
Cast your ballot: bsky38.com
You get 10 votes, anyone with a Bluesky account can be voted for. The 38 with the most votes make the list. 🗳️
Voting ends the 21st night of September. 🌎 🌬️🔥
Cast your ballot: bsky38.com
38 Most Influential Bluesky Posters of 2026
Vote for the 38 most influential Bluesky posters of 2026.
bsky38.com
September 4, 2026 at 7:08 PM
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Fetterman lean: the act of being high and bending over at your waist and threatening to kys in front of your children
September 4, 2026 at 3:28 PM
Fetterman lean: the act of being high and bending over at your waist and threatening to kys in front of your children
Sippin on lean while I whip it in the rari
NO SEAT BELT WHEN I CRASH AT MY SONS BIRTHDAY PARTY
I’m a spotlight monkey call me better man
ALL EYEZ ON ME FUCK PAC IM FETTERMAN
NO SEAT BELT WHEN I CRASH AT MY SONS BIRTHDAY PARTY
I’m a spotlight monkey call me better man
ALL EYEZ ON ME FUCK PAC IM FETTERMAN
September 4, 2026 at 2:51 PM
Sippin on lean while I whip it in the rari
NO SEAT BELT WHEN I CRASH AT MY SONS BIRTHDAY PARTY
I’m a spotlight monkey call me better man
ALL EYEZ ON ME FUCK PAC IM FETTERMAN
NO SEAT BELT WHEN I CRASH AT MY SONS BIRTHDAY PARTY
I’m a spotlight monkey call me better man
ALL EYEZ ON ME FUCK PAC IM FETTERMAN