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Yeah, but try to get them to open doors for you
September 8, 2026 at 1:19 PM
Yeah, but try to get them to open doors for you
I think that it was a massive stroke. I think that he is alive, but so incapacitated that they don’t dare to show him in public.
September 3, 2026 at 4:35 PM
I think that it was a massive stroke. I think that he is alive, but so incapacitated that they don’t dare to show him in public.
See, this is why I wouldn’t make a good criminal mastermind. I never would have thought of that.
September 3, 2026 at 12:30 PM
See, this is why I wouldn’t make a good criminal mastermind. I never would have thought of that.
Yeah, but do you know how much those things cost to recalibrate once you have moved them between secret lairs?
September 3, 2026 at 12:26 PM
Yeah, but do you know how much those things cost to recalibrate once you have moved them between secret lairs?
Sure, crime seems money saving in the beginning. But then you have to start hiring henchman, building a secret lair, and creating a giant space laser. It all adds up and your profit disappears.
September 3, 2026 at 11:43 AM
Sure, crime seems money saving in the beginning. But then you have to start hiring henchman, building a secret lair, and creating a giant space laser. It all adds up and your profit disappears.
The mandolin slicer is the most dangerous thing in the kitchen
September 1, 2026 at 7:11 PM
The mandolin slicer is the most dangerous thing in the kitchen
Not even a nick? Did you use a julienne thingy? That‘s always the one that gets me.
September 1, 2026 at 7:00 PM
Not even a nick? Did you use a julienne thingy? That‘s always the one that gets me.
Yeah, it was a streak killer today
August 31, 2026 at 6:24 PM
Yeah, it was a streak killer today
Having been there several times, I am pretty sure that I know that it exists.
August 29, 2026 at 9:17 PM
Having been there several times, I am pretty sure that I know that it exists.
Do you mind if I ask what part of Pennsylvania this is? I am a PA native (although I haven’t lived there in almost 30 year).
August 13, 2026 at 4:48 PM
Do you mind if I ask what part of Pennsylvania this is? I am a PA native (although I haven’t lived there in almost 30 year).
Repeat with 40, 50…
August 1, 2026 at 7:14 PM
Repeat with 40, 50…
I am glad that you provided a picture because given your job, that could have been an entirely different situation.
Goose Pecks Camera
ALT: Goose Pecks Camera
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July 30, 2026 at 2:23 AM
I am glad that you provided a picture because given your job, that could have been an entirely different situation.
Homemade tortillas are the best!!
July 26, 2026 at 11:19 PM
Homemade tortillas are the best!!
Swedish Tick Lasso. Which sounds like a great indie band name, but is, in fact, a great invention by the clever Swedes.
July 26, 2026 at 11:18 PM
Swedish Tick Lasso. Which sounds like a great indie band name, but is, in fact, a great invention by the clever Swedes.
It has always sounded more like a borg ship to me.
July 24, 2026 at 12:31 AM
It has always sounded more like a borg ship to me.
I am now going to think twice before I drop off any more hurt birdies there.
(Seriously, thanks for all that you all do there. It is an incredible place that does great things.)
(Seriously, thanks for all that you all do there. It is an incredible place that does great things.)
July 22, 2026 at 4:04 PM
I am now going to think twice before I drop off any more hurt birdies there.
(Seriously, thanks for all that you all do there. It is an incredible place that does great things.)
(Seriously, thanks for all that you all do there. It is an incredible place that does great things.)
And they let you work with all of those animals and birds. Dangerous.
July 22, 2026 at 3:57 PM
And they let you work with all of those animals and birds. Dangerous.
I assume that you mean US military. Quite a lot more Iraqis died.
July 22, 2026 at 3:49 PM
I assume that you mean US military. Quite a lot more Iraqis died.
Am I the only one thinking “well, they shouldn’t be committing secrets anyway”? I know that it isn‘t the main point, but still…
July 22, 2026 at 2:26 PM
Am I the only one thinking “well, they shouldn’t be committing secrets anyway”? I know that it isn‘t the main point, but still…
As far as I understand, fecal incontinence isn’t really a new thing for him and he seems to be, um, prepared for that eventuality.
July 16, 2026 at 9:30 PM
As far as I understand, fecal incontinence isn’t really a new thing for him and he seems to be, um, prepared for that eventuality.
I am all for prosecuting Trump for all the many ways that he has broken the law. But you can‘t really say this as if everyone in America agrees. Yes, most people in America are opposed to Trump, but quite a lot continue to support him.
July 16, 2026 at 7:30 PM
I am all for prosecuting Trump for all the many ways that he has broken the law. But you can‘t really say this as if everyone in America agrees. Yes, most people in America are opposed to Trump, but quite a lot continue to support him.
