Ꮢ𐒢ꓡ𐒢𐤠𐑕𐒢тℋ𐒢𐰖꤀𐌾𐑕 🇺🇦
@releasethedogs.bsky.social
Eccentric, world traveler, effective altruist, feminist, empath.
👉🏻Together we can build a world worth living in. :)
BA ASU 09 🤘🏻 MA USC 17 ✌🏻
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Currently writing my first novel. Romance/Thriller.
👉🏻Together we can build a world worth living in. :)
BA ASU 09 🤘🏻 MA USC 17 ✌🏻
💧🌳💀
Currently writing my first novel. Romance/Thriller.
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Conservatives such as Paul Ryan, Chris Christie, & Ted Cruz liking bands such as Rage Against the Machine successfully illustrates on multiple levels the arrested cognitive development of the average conservative and why they should not be running a frozen banana stand let alone a country.
I'm sorry to say, I don't care about the #Odyssey. Mostly, its because im not impressed. It took him 10 years to sail a boat 600 miles. Big whoop. #ForrestGump ran ~15,248 miles and it only took him 3 years, 2 months, 14 days!!
July 25, 2026 at 6:53 PM
I'm sorry to say, I don't care about the #Odyssey. Mostly, its because im not impressed. It took him 10 years to sail a boat 600 miles. Big whoop. #ForrestGump ran ~15,248 miles and it only took him 3 years, 2 months, 14 days!!
@henryrollins21361.bsky.social Hey I just wanted you to know that a Nazi has co-opted the Black Flag logo for his racist shirts. 319mfg.com/products/shi...
If you look at his other shirts it's very obvious that he is a Nazi. You might want to get him to stop.
If you look at his other shirts it's very obvious that he is a Nazi. You might want to get him to stop.
BLACK FLAG/BIKERS
319 MFG
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July 17, 2026 at 12:52 AM
@henryrollins21361.bsky.social Hey I just wanted you to know that a Nazi has co-opted the Black Flag logo for his racist shirts. 319mfg.com/products/shi...
If you look at his other shirts it's very obvious that he is a Nazi. You might want to get him to stop.
If you look at his other shirts it's very obvious that he is a Nazi. You might want to get him to stop.
@maro254.bsky.social Will you be making a marvel card of the character Slapstick?
July 11, 2026 at 5:35 PM
@maro254.bsky.social Will you be making a marvel card of the character Slapstick?
I found a phone and I did not know how to get it back to its owner. I tried asking Siri to "call mom" but there was no mom in the phone so I tried saying dad.
It worked!
The phone said "calling daddy".
The person I talked to was not the owners father.
It worked!
The phone said "calling daddy".
The person I talked to was not the owners father.
June 27, 2026 at 11:18 PM
I found a phone and I did not know how to get it back to its owner. I tried asking Siri to "call mom" but there was no mom in the phone so I tried saying dad.
It worked!
The phone said "calling daddy".
The person I talked to was not the owners father.
It worked!
The phone said "calling daddy".
The person I talked to was not the owners father.
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Dear Santa,
This year for Prime Day I want the breakup of Amazon as a corporate conglomerate monopoly, with Kindle and Audible being nationalized into a sort of publicly owned internet library funded by a progressive tax on the hyper-rich and an annual stipend for authors.
This year for Prime Day I want the breakup of Amazon as a corporate conglomerate monopoly, with Kindle and Audible being nationalized into a sort of publicly owned internet library funded by a progressive tax on the hyper-rich and an annual stipend for authors.
June 24, 2026 at 8:41 PM
Dear Santa,
This year for Prime Day I want the breakup of Amazon as a corporate conglomerate monopoly, with Kindle and Audible being nationalized into a sort of publicly owned internet library funded by a progressive tax on the hyper-rich and an annual stipend for authors.
This year for Prime Day I want the breakup of Amazon as a corporate conglomerate monopoly, with Kindle and Audible being nationalized into a sort of publicly owned internet library funded by a progressive tax on the hyper-rich and an annual stipend for authors.
@maro254.bsky.social Secret Lair with painted art depicting national parks in the USA. Think Euro or APAC lands but of the US. Some money donated to the parks. Possible?
June 22, 2026 at 1:28 AM
@maro254.bsky.social Secret Lair with painted art depicting national parks in the USA. Think Euro or APAC lands but of the US. Some money donated to the parks. Possible?
@maro254.bsky.social Why no Red Skull? Seems like a major oversight.
June 13, 2026 at 4:50 PM
@maro254.bsky.social Why no Red Skull? Seems like a major oversight.
What does male #boomer humor revolve almost exclusively around murdering/trading in your wife like she’s an object OR prison rape.
Ya’ll are toxic.
Ya’ll are toxic.
June 12, 2026 at 3:12 PM
What does male #boomer humor revolve almost exclusively around murdering/trading in your wife like she’s an object OR prison rape.
Ya’ll are toxic.
Ya’ll are toxic.
@maro254.bsky.social Walk me through this. In development you were against making Innistrad a new Ulgrotha set because, as you said, "what do minotaurs have to do with Gothic Horror?" But then in Theros development, Krakens were totally fine.
June 9, 2026 at 6:59 PM
@maro254.bsky.social Walk me through this. In development you were against making Innistrad a new Ulgrotha set because, as you said, "what do minotaurs have to do with Gothic Horror?" But then in Theros development, Krakens were totally fine.
AI just told me that #DarthVader was sealed in carbonate.
Keep that in mind next time you ask AI for something.
#StarWars #ChatGPT
Keep that in mind next time you ask AI for something.
#StarWars #ChatGPT
May 25, 2026 at 7:37 PM
AI just told me that #DarthVader was sealed in carbonate.
Keep that in mind next time you ask AI for something.
#StarWars #ChatGPT
Keep that in mind next time you ask AI for something.
#StarWars #ChatGPT
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MagicCon asked me if I had a degree in theoretical Commander strategy. I said I had a theoretical degree in Commander strategy. They said welcome aboard!
So come meet me, The Professor, at MagicCon Vegas! My schedule for meet and greets is below!
#MCVegas #sponsored
@playmtg.bsky.social
So come meet me, The Professor, at MagicCon Vegas! My schedule for meet and greets is below!
#MCVegas #sponsored
@playmtg.bsky.social
April 30, 2026 at 6:41 PM
MagicCon asked me if I had a degree in theoretical Commander strategy. I said I had a theoretical degree in Commander strategy. They said welcome aboard!
So come meet me, The Professor, at MagicCon Vegas! My schedule for meet and greets is below!
#MCVegas #sponsored
@playmtg.bsky.social
So come meet me, The Professor, at MagicCon Vegas! My schedule for meet and greets is below!
#MCVegas #sponsored
@playmtg.bsky.social
The Trump administration’s idea to solve the rural healthcare crisis: AI nurses.
Are we in a dystopia yet?
Are we in a dystopia yet?
March 29, 2026 at 3:26 PM
The Trump administration’s idea to solve the rural healthcare crisis: AI nurses.
Are we in a dystopia yet?
Are we in a dystopia yet?
Marco Rubio saying that Cuba needs to go because it’s a welfare state that would not exist without subsidy from first the Soviet Union and then Venezuela is just fucking rich.
Can we say, Israel? That country wouldn’t exist without the US.
Can we say, Israel? That country wouldn’t exist without the US.
March 18, 2026 at 2:12 PM
Marco Rubio saying that Cuba needs to go because it’s a welfare state that would not exist without subsidy from first the Soviet Union and then Venezuela is just fucking rich.
Can we say, Israel? That country wouldn’t exist without the US.
Can we say, Israel? That country wouldn’t exist without the US.
This is Jonathan Durbin of Hot Spring Arkansas. Recently he has been #transphobic on Facebook. We should totally let McDonalds know.
March 10, 2026 at 11:34 PM
This is Jonathan Durbin of Hot Spring Arkansas. Recently he has been #transphobic on Facebook. We should totally let McDonalds know.
@gavinverhey.bsky.social would a seal of removal that can target permanents instead of just creatures be too strong today?
February 22, 2026 at 7:22 AM
@gavinverhey.bsky.social would a seal of removal that can target permanents instead of just creatures be too strong today?
Student: “Wait, wasn’t Charlie Kirk a governor?”
“Chucky Cheese is low key the best pizza on the planet. It’s hecka good.”
“One time I put a hot Cheeto in my ear because YouTube said it will get the earwax out.”
#shitstudentssay
“Chucky Cheese is low key the best pizza on the planet. It’s hecka good.”
“One time I put a hot Cheeto in my ear because YouTube said it will get the earwax out.”
#shitstudentssay
February 5, 2026 at 4:33 PM
Student: “Wait, wasn’t Charlie Kirk a governor?”
“Chucky Cheese is low key the best pizza on the planet. It’s hecka good.”
“One time I put a hot Cheeto in my ear because YouTube said it will get the earwax out.”
#shitstudentssay
“Chucky Cheese is low key the best pizza on the planet. It’s hecka good.”
“One time I put a hot Cheeto in my ear because YouTube said it will get the earwax out.”
#shitstudentssay
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January 21, 2026 at 2:48 PM
[email protected] The pure greed that is "this movie unavailable to ad supported plans" has me quitting netflix. I tried to do the "right thing" and not download a car but fuck you; now I would if I could. I am gone as a customer.
signed, a guy who formally rented DVDs from you.
🏴☠️ Sail the high seas 🏴☠️
signed, a guy who formally rented DVDs from you.
🏴☠️ Sail the high seas 🏴☠️
January 22, 2026 at 3:29 AM
[email protected] The pure greed that is "this movie unavailable to ad supported plans" has me quitting netflix. I tried to do the "right thing" and not download a car but fuck you; now I would if I could. I am gone as a customer.
signed, a guy who formally rented DVDs from you.
🏴☠️ Sail the high seas 🏴☠️
signed, a guy who formally rented DVDs from you.
🏴☠️ Sail the high seas 🏴☠️
@gavinverhey.bsky.social !!!
Me and all the people I game with at Mad Alapaca Games in Davis CA are requesting, no… begging that you make a creature with type “worm Wurm”!! Please make it happen. Pleaseeeeeeeeeeeee
Me and all the people I game with at Mad Alapaca Games in Davis CA are requesting, no… begging that you make a creature with type “worm Wurm”!! Please make it happen. Pleaseeeeeeeeeeeee
January 21, 2026 at 3:04 AM
@gavinverhey.bsky.social !!!
Me and all the people I game with at Mad Alapaca Games in Davis CA are requesting, no… begging that you make a creature with type “worm Wurm”!! Please make it happen. Pleaseeeeeeeeeeeee
Me and all the people I game with at Mad Alapaca Games in Davis CA are requesting, no… begging that you make a creature with type “worm Wurm”!! Please make it happen. Pleaseeeeeeeeeeeee
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Pictured: Someone who actually won a Nobel Peace Prize
January 16, 2026 at 2:37 AM
Pictured: Someone who actually won a Nobel Peace Prize
January 16, 2026 at 9:05 PM
Me (to student): Oh you have a Labubu! May I see it.
Girl: Sure but he’s in trouble. He did something bad. Very very bad!
Me: Oh what did he do?
Students: *laughs* He committed arson!
Girl: Sure but he’s in trouble. He did something bad. Very very bad!
Me: Oh what did he do?
Students: *laughs* He committed arson!
a woman with a shaved head wearing a black jacket
ALT: a woman with a shaved head wearing a black jacket
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January 12, 2026 at 6:31 PM
Me (to student): Oh you have a Labubu! May I see it.
Girl: Sure but he’s in trouble. He did something bad. Very very bad!
Me: Oh what did he do?
Students: *laughs* He committed arson!
Girl: Sure but he’s in trouble. He did something bad. Very very bad!
Me: Oh what did he do?
Students: *laughs* He committed arson!
It’s so weird to me that people who grew up rooting for Luke #Skywalker would now watch #StarWars and be like, "His aunt and uncle would still be alive if they had just #complied with the #stormtroopers."
January 10, 2026 at 4:43 PM
It’s so weird to me that people who grew up rooting for Luke #Skywalker would now watch #StarWars and be like, "His aunt and uncle would still be alive if they had just #complied with the #stormtroopers."
@dxmthemachine.bsky.social please make a sound file of your best impression of fox sex. You know, for science.
January 9, 2026 at 2:26 AM
@dxmthemachine.bsky.social please make a sound file of your best impression of fox sex. You know, for science.