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Amelia 🌸 @retailzombies.bsky.social · Jun 6
Why yes, I drew the otters without looking at pictures of them first. Why do you ask? #comics
4 panel comic: Panel 1: Clover on the phone. She says “yoooo Hydie. Are you at the market? I desperately need some de-otterant. Also candy” Panel 2: Hydie at the market. She says “sure thing clover. But you DO know it’s pronounced “deodorant” right?” Panel 3: Clover on the phone saying “Hydie, please” Panel 4: a zoom out of Clover on the phone, looking extremely concerned. She says “I cannot overstate the desperate nature of this situation “ as mountains of angry looking otters crawl toward her
retailzombies.bsky.social
Why is everyone angry about cartoons all the time now, get outta here!!!!!!!!! Cartoons are great, actually
September 8, 2026 at 10:44 PM
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the-hampter.bsky.social
September 5, 2026 at 3:41 PM
retailzombies.bsky.social
Watched Hitman (2007) starring Timothy Olyphant and I just kept shaking my head and whispering “Hitman would never fuck” under my breath the whole time
The cover of the Hitman movie starring Timothy Olyphant (2007) specifically on DVD A girl eating a bowl of cereal saying “Hitman would NEVER fuck” A silly drawing of agent 47 awkwardly holding two guns while angrily saying “time to shoot you…. ….. with my guns!”
August 25, 2026 at 5:26 AM
retailzombies.bsky.social
Might go to a party this weekend and have Grok do an EPIC vulgar roast heh………….
August 21, 2026 at 4:20 PM
retailzombies.bsky.social
You KNOW ya girl had to grab this immediately 💜
othatsraspberry.com maddie ★ othatsraspberry @othatsraspberry.com · Aug 3
🧟 pre-orders open!! 🧟
- 5" x 7", 18 full-color pages
- collection of all my RE9 comics & doodles
- expected to ship late-August
- sent via letter mail, $1.25 US or $4 international
- pre-orders close Aug 9

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Pre-order! $10 a purple book "othatsraspberry presents - Resident Evil Requiem Nonsense" RE9 Leon holding a tiny Grace holding a BIG requiem gun
August 3, 2026 at 10:28 PM
retailzombies.bsky.social
I watched the movie Obsession and liked it so much you could almost say I’m “Obsessed” with “that film”! Heh
July 7, 2026 at 9:17 PM
retailzombies.bsky.social
Gonna throw on #makeaterriblecomicday for good measure
retailzombies.bsky.social Amelia 🌸 @retailzombies.bsky.social · Jun 25
Terrible comics day shmerrible shmomics shmay #terriblecomicsday
Panel 1: Clover approaches Hydie, who is in the shadows in the corner of the room growing mushrooms. Clover: What ails ye, my floor-ridden friend? Hydie: no one likes my comics Panel 2: Clover grabs the comics as Hydie sobs. Clover: nonsense! In fact, I bet these are- Panel 3: Clover looking shocked Panel 4: Clover: (concerned) why do these have so much blood? Hydie: (jumping out from the side) THATS THE FUNNY PART!
June 25, 2026 at 3:05 PM
retailzombies.bsky.social
Terrible comics day shmerrible shmomics shmay #terriblecomicsday
Panel 1: Clover approaches Hydie, who is in the shadows in the corner of the room growing mushrooms. Clover: What ails ye, my floor-ridden friend? Hydie: no one likes my comics Panel 2: Clover grabs the comics as Hydie sobs. Clover: nonsense! In fact, I bet these are- Panel 3: Clover looking shocked Panel 4: Clover: (concerned) why do these have so much blood? Hydie: (jumping out from the side) THATS THE FUNNY PART!
June 25, 2026 at 5:27 AM
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garfieldscreens.bsky.social
episode 041
June 23, 2026 at 5:50 PM
retailzombies.bsky.social
The only “BTS” that IM interested in is some “BTS” (behind the scenes) footage from BCS! (Better Call Saul)!
June 16, 2026 at 5:47 AM
retailzombies.bsky.social
It’s been 10 years since I drew Hydie for the first time! Look at how far she’s come, time flies 😭
The first drawing of Hydie, June 2016 Current drawing of Hydie, 2026
June 14, 2026 at 4:53 PM
retailzombies.bsky.social
Why yes, I drew the otters without looking at pictures of them first. Why do you ask? #comics
4 panel comic: Panel 1: Clover on the phone. She says “yoooo Hydie. Are you at the market? I desperately need some de-otterant. Also candy” Panel 2: Hydie at the market. She says “sure thing clover. But you DO know it’s pronounced “deodorant” right?” Panel 3: Clover on the phone saying “Hydie, please” Panel 4: a zoom out of Clover on the phone, looking extremely concerned. She says “I cannot overstate the desperate nature of this situation “ as mountains of angry looking otters crawl toward her
June 6, 2026 at 8:21 PM
retailzombies.bsky.social
Lmao I forgot to crop the photos before I exported them
June 6, 2026 at 5:05 AM
retailzombies.bsky.social
Feelin that classic Thursday feelin!!!!!!!!!!!
Comic: Panel 1: character excitedly saying “back to work at the psychic damage factory!” Panel 2: same character, now strained and feeling pain carrying a box and saying “oof, ouchie my psyche”
May 21, 2026 at 6:25 PM
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pixelatedboat.bsky.social
The definitive millennial song is clearly legend_of_zelda_System_of_a_down(1).mp3
May 11, 2026 at 2:59 AM
retailzombies.bsky.social
[Hulk Hogan with a portable oxygen tank]
Brother, I’m a grenade
May 2, 2026 at 4:20 PM
retailzombies.bsky.social
Me when my mom covers her eyes and disappears right in front of me
April 23, 2026 at 5:23 PM
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tylerhendrix.blog
April 22, 2026 at 4:20 PM
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retailzombies.bsky.social
This one’s for all the magazine readers out there!!! I know yall love the hottest ‘zines (magazines)
Two girls reading a magazine. An older woman approaches. Old woman: are you girls reading a magazine? Some things never change! Girls: yeah! It’s got all the hottest gos’! A shot of the magazine, which reads: Are you READY to MEME UP ⬆️ your skrimbins? R U… Jimmin’ up the beans?? Hot Joms! B@by B00mbi$$…. Is he the next DEVIN??? Sunday on Spimb. “It’s where the spimb lives.” We see the old lady staring off into the distance while the girls read the magazine behind her The old woman immediately explodes, shocking the girls reading the magazine
April 21, 2026 at 4:14 PM
retailzombies.bsky.social
This one’s for all the magazine readers out there!!! I know yall love the hottest ‘zines (magazines)
Two girls reading a magazine. An older woman approaches. Old woman: are you girls reading a magazine? Some things never change! Girls: yeah! It’s got all the hottest gos’! A shot of the magazine, which reads: Are you READY to MEME UP ⬆️ your skrimbins? R U… Jimmin’ up the beans?? Hot Joms! B@by B00mbi$$…. Is he the next DEVIN??? Sunday on Spimb. “It’s where the spimb lives.” We see the old lady staring off into the distance while the girls read the magazine behind her The old woman immediately explodes, shocking the girls reading the magazine
April 21, 2026 at 4:14 PM
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puddleofbrain.bsky.social
Gf showing my cute animal videos to try to calm me down and I keep saying that’s a bad guy in Redwall that’s a bad guy in Redwall
April 7, 2026 at 7:47 PM
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numberknower.bsky.social
I'll be real I understand why The Boss did all that
theplanetaryguy.com Paul Byrne @theplanetaryguy.com · Apr 3
This image of home just came down from the Artemis II crew.

Taken after their translunar injection burn, there are aurorae at top right and lower left, and zodiacal light at lower right.

Credit: NASA/Reid Wiseman
That's home. That's us.
April 3, 2026 at 6:46 PM
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retailzombies.bsky.social
Here’s a preview comic of a new series I’m starting called “Retail Zombie”. I hope you like it! It’s cool if you don’t too 🤙😎 #comics #webcomics
Panel 1 - customer talking to zombie cashier Customer: heyyy can I get… wait, are you a zombie? Zombie: huh? Oh yeah, I guess Panel 2 - customer is visibly excited Customer: omg girl you look soooo good! I’m obsessed! Zombie: uhhhh Panel 3 - customer looks very proud, zombie looks awkward Customer: noooo but seriously I couldn’t even tell! Like, you’re killing it, girl! I bet you have to deal with stupid comments all the time but who cares! You’re gorgeous! Like, if you were next to an alive girl you wouldn’t even notice! Panel 4 (Awkward silence) Panel 5 Zombie: thanks. Panel 6 Customer: would you like to kiss? Zombie: I would not.
February 21, 2026 at 9:12 PM
retailzombies.bsky.social
Here’s a preview comic of a new series I’m starting called “Retail Zombie”. I hope you like it! It’s cool if you don’t too 🤙😎 #comics #webcomics
Panel 1 - customer talking to zombie cashier Customer: heyyy can I get… wait, are you a zombie? Zombie: huh? Oh yeah, I guess Panel 2 - customer is visibly excited Customer: omg girl you look soooo good! I’m obsessed! Zombie: uhhhh Panel 3 - customer looks very proud, zombie looks awkward Customer: noooo but seriously I couldn’t even tell! Like, you’re killing it, girl! I bet you have to deal with stupid comments all the time but who cares! You’re gorgeous! Like, if you were next to an alive girl you wouldn’t even notice! Panel 4 (Awkward silence) Panel 5 Zombie: thanks. Panel 6 Customer: would you like to kiss? Zombie: I would not.
February 21, 2026 at 9:12 PM
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hattie.meangirls.online
They're calling HRT a "sex-rejecting procedure" now. I guess that means my wife gives me HRT every night!
rodney dangerfield
February 10, 2026 at 5:06 PM