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George
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Will retire when I've just finished this next job...
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How I feel right now about the British/ 🇬🇧English( whatever) political landscape is that some one wrapped in a Union Jack could whack me over the head with a flag pole & the BBC would shove a microphone in my face asking why I provoked the attacker & the Home Sec would invite the attacker for tea .
September 23, 2026 at 5:45 PM
Share with Moths and Spiders that may have missed this

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RSPCA update on legal changes affecting moths in your home
The charity shared how to humanely deter moths from your home
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September 23, 2026 at 3:14 PM
This is the reality of polititics. Throw the irrelevant idiot a bone to massage his ego, but also wait to see if America gets an adult as president next time

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UK to review Chagos Islands deal over lack of US support, Streeting tells BBC
Defence Secretary Wes Streeting has confirmed the review after Donald Trump told Andy Burnham the deal was "terrible".
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September 23, 2026 at 12:04 PM
How can you reach the first rung of adulthood and not know how to feed yourself?

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The £2.50 recipes I made on repeat at university
Former culinary-challenged students share four low cost meals they think everyone can master.
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September 22, 2026 at 10:36 AM
I wonder what common ground that could be? Has Andy told people he's 6ft 3? Appropriated someone's Nobel Peace Prize,ended wars that never started, Had an ear spontaneously heal after a tomato ketchup attack, reinvented maths by reducing prices by 500%?

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Andy Burnham expects to find 'common ground' with Trump in first meeting
In New York, the prime minister will also deliver a speech to the UN General Assembly expected to be focused on AI.
www.bbc.co.uk
September 22, 2026 at 8:28 AM
I would have loved this at my school.

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The healthy Devon school where kids eat 'kilos of olives'
As the government bans deep fried food in schools, a head teacher shares his healthy eating stance.
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September 22, 2026 at 5:42 AM
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Hey ! In the beginning, Plastic Bertrand (who is Belgian) intended this song to be a parody, to mock punk bands. It's been his biggest success, and he finally endorsed it as a genuine song (very Belgian thing to do)
Covered by Sonic Youth NOT A TOKEN
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Sonic Youth - Ca Plane Pour Moi
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September 19, 2026 at 4:07 PM
I told a broker today that when you use the Government Flood Risk checker the result depends on the time of the day that you use it because of the moons influence on tides.

Took a while but they realised in the end.
September 17, 2026 at 8:58 PM
Been a very full on few days. Very tired. If only I could find a film to watch. One perhaps about a bakery or bookshop where a developer is going to close it to build a palace for a european royal who knocks over a single mum while ice skating while having second thoughts about untold wealth
September 16, 2026 at 8:31 PM
John Steinbeck fans chuffed about this

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Part-human part-mouse brain developed in science breakthrough
Researchers at Stanford University genetically altered mice to be able to receive and function with human brain cells.
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September 16, 2026 at 7:29 PM
Anyone fancy a game of Ball Buster?

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1975 Ball Buster Toy Game Commercial
YouTube video by VintageTVCommercials
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September 15, 2026 at 10:20 PM
"Jack mackerel belongs to the Carangidae fish family, while traditional mackerel belongs to the Scombridae family"

It's like a scene straight from The Codfather

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'Skimpflation' warning as tinned mackerel alternative hits more supermarket shelves
Consumer group Which? has called the sale of jack mackerel, a cheaper, less nutritious species of fish, an example of "skimpflation".
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September 12, 2026 at 10:01 PM
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What I love about Western democracy is you can bung a political party £ 36 million earned from criminal activity & most media will continue to point at asylum seekers & migrant care workers with families as the barbarians at the gate we need to defend ourselves from 🙄.
September 12, 2026 at 11:26 AM
This has got to be in my all time top ten bat shit crazy articles about money.

If you are asking a friend about how to ask your partner about how to efficiently do the domestic financial planning then perhaps you are not ready to do the relationship bit yet.

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I asked my husband to pay into my pension when we had a child - here's why
Molly and Taylor Haylett explain the changes to how they managed their finances when they started a family.
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September 11, 2026 at 7:05 AM
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This whole story is a fabrication aimed at destroying our Nigel's good name!

He wasn't even at that meeting. He was at Pizza Express in Woking... 😂

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Police launch criminal investigation into Reform UK donations
The investigation, which follows a broadcast by Channel 4 News, is being folded into the inquiry that has been under way into other donations.
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September 9, 2026 at 8:43 PM
Intern doing the Sunday shift...
September 6, 2026 at 5:39 PM
I just phoned a bank and asked to speak to a specific person. "They left at 3" I was told. "Ah! Poets day" said I, only to be asked what that was. Have to wonder what is actually being taught in schools nowadays.
September 4, 2026 at 3:07 PM
Watched that Reform half hour party political broadcast on channel 4 last night. Had no idea that these foreigners were funding and influencing our elections. Nigel might be right after all. Send them back to where they came from!
September 4, 2026 at 12:49 PM
Miss Marple's Theme
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September 2, 2026 at 11:32 AM
Police have issued a likeness of the man selling fake tapestries

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Digital reconstruction reveals Norman Conquest man's face
The skeleten of a man who lived through the Norman Conquest was discovered in Barton-upon-Humber.
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September 1, 2026 at 11:26 PM
Obviously it's cream first, then the jam, and finally the pineapple.

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The jam or cream rivalry that has never scone away
The correct way to eat cream teas divides Devon and Cornwall, but they remain popular.
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September 1, 2026 at 12:36 PM
@variola13.bsky.social You've been recognised for your services to wind.
September 1, 2026 at 5:49 AM
As I get older I pass little milestones. Today was probably the last time I lift a (smallish) chest freezer up on to the roof bars of a car. So that's a bit of fun out of my life forever now.

On the plus side I heard the "ping" in my shoulder as it complained, so my hearing is still good.
August 28, 2026 at 9:22 PM
Debussy plays Debussy | Clair de Lune (1913)
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August 26, 2026 at 9:41 PM
Had my frog's DNA tested

Turns out he's part Irish, part Italian and a tad pole
August 25, 2026 at 6:26 AM