rewod
@rewod.bsky.social
i lie for a living. ...but never to you, baby.
In a stunning display of equality for all, it seems male FBI agents are now allowed to choose the bear as well
September 16, 2026 at 12:41 PM
In a stunning display of equality for all, it seems male FBI agents are now allowed to choose the bear as well
Just me out on the lake last weekend cosplaying someone’s braless lesbian aunt with saggy boobs
September 9, 2026 at 12:28 PM
Just me out on the lake last weekend cosplaying someone’s braless lesbian aunt with saggy boobs
Here’s the pitch.
A Jack Reacher multiverse crossover that’s just the current show with Alan Ritchson carrying Tom Cruise around in his back pocket
A Jack Reacher multiverse crossover that’s just the current show with Alan Ritchson carrying Tom Cruise around in his back pocket
August 15, 2026 at 8:10 AM
Here’s the pitch.
A Jack Reacher multiverse crossover that’s just the current show with Alan Ritchson carrying Tom Cruise around in his back pocket
A Jack Reacher multiverse crossover that’s just the current show with Alan Ritchson carrying Tom Cruise around in his back pocket
That was no catering container, folks.
That, my friends, was a TACO cart
That, my friends, was a TACO cart
August 12, 2026 at 10:42 AM
That was no catering container, folks.
That, my friends, was a TACO cart
That, my friends, was a TACO cart
The silver lining to Taylor Farm’s gross negligence is I’m finally able to spell diarrhea with complete confidence
July 19, 2026 at 11:16 AM
The silver lining to Taylor Farm’s gross negligence is I’m finally able to spell diarrhea with complete confidence
When they finally produce McConnell's corpse someone should check it for freezer burns
July 18, 2026 at 1:05 PM
When they finally produce McConnell's corpse someone should check it for freezer burns
The driving force (and irony) behind all of this is his childish lifelong belief that LOSER is the most devastating insult a person can have flung at them
And FAT, of course. Which opens a whole other lard box of irony
And FAT, of course. Which opens a whole other lard box of irony
July 17, 2026 at 11:47 AM
The driving force (and irony) behind all of this is his childish lifelong belief that LOSER is the most devastating insult a person can have flung at them
And FAT, of course. Which opens a whole other lard box of irony
And FAT, of course. Which opens a whole other lard box of irony
Rent boys don't sign NDAs for free
July 13, 2026 at 6:58 PM
Rent boys don't sign NDAs for free
Just so you know...
If your video tells me to "wait for it" I likely won't
If your video tells me to "wait for it" I likely won't
July 10, 2026 at 12:26 PM
Just so you know...
If your video tells me to "wait for it" I likely won't
If your video tells me to "wait for it" I likely won't
As if taking away our pride of country wasn't enough, he's even made rooting for our national soccer team untenable
It seems no amount of adult diapers can stop this man from pissing all over everything around him
It seems no amount of adult diapers can stop this man from pissing all over everything around him
July 6, 2026 at 12:09 PM
As if taking away our pride of country wasn't enough, he's even made rooting for our national soccer team untenable
It seems no amount of adult diapers can stop this man from pissing all over everything around him
It seems no amount of adult diapers can stop this man from pissing all over everything around him
~$400 BILLION of taxpayer money flushed down the toilet for an unwinnable war.
This 3D-chess he's playing sure is expensive
This 3D-chess he's playing sure is expensive
June 18, 2026 at 1:01 PM
~$400 BILLION of taxpayer money flushed down the toilet for an unwinnable war.
This 3D-chess he's playing sure is expensive
This 3D-chess he's playing sure is expensive
We're so close to a Camacho presidency I can taste the Brawndo
June 12, 2026 at 12:36 PM
We're so close to a Camacho presidency I can taste the Brawndo
In the last 20 minutes, I've picked my phone up 3 times to check today's weather forecast
I still do not know today's weather forecast
I still do not know today's weather forecast
May 26, 2026 at 1:32 PM
In the last 20 minutes, I've picked my phone up 3 times to check today's weather forecast
I still do not know today's weather forecast
I still do not know today's weather forecast
Me: "Wearing green on St. Patrick’s Day is dumb"
Me: "Wearing red, white and blue on 4th of July is also dumb"
Me today:
Me: "Wearing red, white and blue on 4th of July is also dumb"
Me today:
May 4, 2026 at 4:04 PM
Me: "Wearing green on St. Patrick’s Day is dumb"
Me: "Wearing red, white and blue on 4th of July is also dumb"
Me today:
Me: "Wearing red, white and blue on 4th of July is also dumb"
Me today:
So we're at the 'cracking Pearl Harbor jokes in front of Japan's Prime Minister' stage of his presidency now? Cool
No hole he digs will ever be deep enough to bury the Epstein files in
No hole he digs will ever be deep enough to bury the Epstein files in
March 19, 2026 at 10:06 PM
So we're at the 'cracking Pearl Harbor jokes in front of Japan's Prime Minister' stage of his presidency now? Cool
No hole he digs will ever be deep enough to bury the Epstein files in
No hole he digs will ever be deep enough to bury the Epstein files in
Our war with Iran won't be over until Target tells us it's over
March 13, 2026 at 10:52 AM
Our war with Iran won't be over until Target tells us it's over
To be honest, I find the idea of being in close proximity to Shia LaBeouf equally scary
March 1, 2026 at 1:36 PM
To be honest, I find the idea of being in close proximity to Shia LaBeouf equally scary
We sure went from Board of Peace to bored with peace right quick, didn't we
February 28, 2026 at 3:06 PM
We sure went from Board of Peace to bored with peace right quick, didn't we
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This is the infrastructure of corruption—banks, politics, media, and entertainment all normalized and enabled a predator.
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February 22, 2026 at 2:58 PM
This is the infrastructure of corruption—banks, politics, media, and entertainment all normalized and enabled a predator.
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When it comes to wasting money, go-funding dead multimillionaire TV stars is the new NFTs
February 22, 2026 at 2:18 PM
When it comes to wasting money, go-funding dead multimillionaire TV stars is the new NFTs
PSA: The sooner you install a bidet in your home, the sooner you can start kicking yourself for not having done it years ago
January 22, 2026 at 9:02 PM
PSA: The sooner you install a bidet in your home, the sooner you can start kicking yourself for not having done it years ago
As far as I'm concerned, Jerome Powell is the sexiest man alive right now
January 12, 2026 at 10:59 PM
As far as I'm concerned, Jerome Powell is the sexiest man alive right now
We're at a truly pivotal moment, I fear.
If Congress can't even come together after what happened in Minneapolis to put an end to the murder police, we may as well shutter the Capitol building and hand him a crown
If Congress can't even come together after what happened in Minneapolis to put an end to the murder police, we may as well shutter the Capitol building and hand him a crown
January 9, 2026 at 12:42 PM
We're at a truly pivotal moment, I fear.
If Congress can't even come together after what happened in Minneapolis to put an end to the murder police, we may as well shutter the Capitol building and hand him a crown
If Congress can't even come together after what happened in Minneapolis to put an end to the murder police, we may as well shutter the Capitol building and hand him a crown
If I ever walk past you on an airport moving walkway please know I'm making Steve Austin bionic sounds in my head while I do.
January 5, 2026 at 12:20 PM
If I ever walk past you on an airport moving walkway please know I'm making Steve Austin bionic sounds in my head while I do.
The Nobel Peace Prize Committee is probably feeling pretty smug right about now
January 4, 2026 at 1:41 PM
The Nobel Peace Prize Committee is probably feeling pretty smug right about now