Rob Clarke
rgclarke12.bsky.social
Rob Clarke
@rgclarke12.bsky.social
🫥 he/him
Gronk has the charisma of a hoagie with adhd
September 13, 2026 at 4:52 PM
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“Women who average more than 8.4 points, 2.3 rebounds, or 1.3 assists per game clearly have an unfair biological advantage over women who don’t, and we need to maintain a level playing field.” — Sophie Cunningham
Sophie Cunningham Claims Any Woman Who Averages More Than 8 Points Per Game Should Not Be Allowed To Play In WNBA
INDIANAPOLIS—Contending that the proposed restrictions were “common sense” and necessary to preserve the integrity of the sport, Indiana Fever shooting guard Sophie Cunningham claimed Friday that any ...
theonion.com
August 29, 2026 at 12:00 AM
I keep watching highlights from yesterday’s 9th inning
Can’t stop. Won’t stop.
August 24, 2026 at 5:15 PM
Struggling to teach my 14 month old daughter that horses aren’t cows
August 13, 2026 at 12:54 PM
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remembering the greatest interview of all time
April 10, 2024 at 3:38 AM
He’s over here looking for some gabagool-gool-gool
The kererū (Hemiphaga novaeseelandiae) is a species of pigeon native to New Zealand.
July 18, 2026 at 5:09 PM
Minions are French, right?
June 26, 2026 at 10:11 PM
Merge two movies

Toy Story 3:10 to Yuma
Merge two movies:

The Empire Strikes Back to the Future
Merge two movies:

The Princess Bride of Chucky
June 4, 2026 at 9:48 AM
Ok someone make him do this for real though
Trump on his cognitive test: "It had a question like, 'pick a number, sir, any number.' Okay. 203. 'Multiple by 9. Divide by 2. Add on 1,324. Subtract 1,292. Sir, multiply it out one more time by 19. What is the answer, sir?' I got it right."
May 22, 2026 at 11:39 PM
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thunderstruck sounds like a song the gremlins from gremlins would make if you locked them in a Guitar Center
May 6, 2026 at 2:17 AM
Could you imagine dedicating your social media presence to watching television only to brag that you skip every cold open
I do not take booktok seriously and I never will. What the fuck you mean the epilogue and prologue “aren’t part of the book/story”???????
April 3, 2026 at 6:44 AM
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introducing my new bill to ensure that ICE only uses american-produced tear gas on clergy
January 27, 2026 at 1:25 PM
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THEY LIVE (1988, John Carpenter)
January 24, 2026 at 9:36 PM
Go birds!
December 21, 2025 at 1:15 AM
No one told me how much of parenting a 6 month old was getting slapped over and over again as she figures out how her arms work
December 19, 2025 at 8:25 PM
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Things are going great over at X, The Everything App
December 18, 2025 at 11:48 PM
The Lions have a punter? #Eagles
November 17, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Would love for the Eagles to capitalize on the good field position they keep getting every time the Lions shit the bed on fourth down
November 17, 2025 at 3:12 AM
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VP Cheney will be honoured with a 21 gun salute accidentally aimed directly at 21 of his friends
November 4, 2025 at 11:42 AM
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For sale: baby shoes. So fuckin worn. This baby ran everywhere fast as shit
November 30, 2024 at 6:51 AM
September 9, 2025 at 11:05 PM
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September 5, 2025 at 1:19 AM
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congrats to juan soto for drawing a 7-strike walk
August 26, 2025 at 11:29 PM