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eater of those veggie hotdogs from IKEA
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If people get to say I look like #ClarkKent then I should be allowed to say who they look like
#standup
#standupcomedy
#lol
#funny
#haha
#comedy
#joke
#jokes
#humor
#crowdwork
#funny
#Superman
December 27, 2024 at 2:47 AM
My friend: “I saw someone with hair like yours and thought it might be you, but then I saw the ass and I knew that was definitely you”
March 23, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Trying to order a sweet treat from Coldstone, and the employee goes “are you Ms. Gonzalez?” To which I responded no, and they go “oh sorry you just looked like my teacher.” Immediate psychic damage.
March 9, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Being 30 is defined by running into another 30 year old and going “oh I’m thirty too! I mean too, not TWO hahahaha” and then you both hate yourselves afterwards
February 28, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Realized I might be dumb as hell. Devastated.
February 27, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Big Noodle wants you to think chicken noodle soup is the best when you’re sick, when tom kha exists
February 20, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Universal Studios day ☺️
February 2, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Sad I never got the chance to try four loko back when it would kill you
January 26, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Had a Diet Coke for the first time ever the other day and I get it now
January 17, 2025 at 5:24 PM
I’m 30 now
January 9, 2025 at 12:11 PM
Last night as I was leaving the bar I slipped and fell, busting my ass in front of hundreds of people :) great way to start the year
January 1, 2025 at 2:07 PM
December 31, 2024 at 6:13 PM
They weren’t kidding there really are a ton of iguanas in Miami
December 31, 2024 at 6:11 PM
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BREAKING: CD Projekt has unveiled The Witcher 4 with a six-minute trailer that confirms Ciri as protagonist. bit.ly/3Zy0WiX

#TheGameAwards
December 13, 2024 at 1:21 AM
OKAMI SEQUAL LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
December 13, 2024 at 3:46 AM
Accidentally clicked one video and now Instagram is recommending me various hot tattooed gay men. Algorithms are wild.
December 6, 2024 at 5:11 PM
Yeah the Post Human album really did something to me this year lmao
December 4, 2024 at 1:32 PM
Gutted I missed the shocktober @indeimaus.bsky.social merch, evil carnival is one of my favorite flavors of evil 😔 next time…
November 16, 2024 at 2:12 AM
Or ya know, pursue any of my creative endeavors
November 15, 2024 at 8:35 PM
Seeing all the authors on here gushing about their works being released is really inspiring. Maybe I’ll try again myself, see if there’s something there.
November 15, 2024 at 8:27 PM
When will bands start announcing tours here so I can abandon Twitter
November 6, 2024 at 5:41 PM