Rick Similar
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Connoisseur of the stupid
Connoisseur of the stupid
RIP Sam Neill, a truly remarkable actor capable of displaying a dynamic range. Will always remember the creeping horror of In the Mouth of Madness, but of course nothing can top his iconic Dr. Grant performance. Jurassic Park would not work without Sam
July 14, 2026 at 12:43 AM
RIP Sam Neill, a truly remarkable actor capable of displaying a dynamic range. Will always remember the creeping horror of In the Mouth of Madness, but of course nothing can top his iconic Dr. Grant performance. Jurassic Park would not work without Sam
Oh but at least Anaheim got Jeff Mallot at 3 years. Priorities
July 4, 2026 at 3:05 AM
Oh but at least Anaheim got Jeff Mallot at 3 years. Priorities
Also worth mentioning that if Leo really got 4 offer sheets and Mintyukov got 2, then not only do players hate Verbeek but it seems that his colleagues across the league also don’t respect him. Verbeek is so cheeks that his tenure might cause the end of the offer sheet taboo across the league.
July 4, 2026 at 1:52 AM
Also worth mentioning that if Leo really got 4 offer sheets and Mintyukov got 2, then not only do players hate Verbeek but it seems that his colleagues across the league also don’t respect him. Verbeek is so cheeks that his tenure might cause the end of the offer sheet taboo across the league.
What Greg Cronin is to coaches, Pat Verbeek is to general managers, a crafted surgeon with unsurpassed skill at extracting talent and then killing it. The un-goat of management
July 4, 2026 at 1:38 AM
What Greg Cronin is to coaches, Pat Verbeek is to general managers, a crafted surgeon with unsurpassed skill at extracting talent and then killing it. The un-goat of management
Forever shouting into the void that Pat Verbeek is a hockey terrorist
July 3, 2026 at 11:57 PM
Forever shouting into the void that Pat Verbeek is a hockey terrorist
I was at work all night terrified that the Maple Leafs were going to galaxy-brain their way into picking Stenberg, but I am so happy to see McKenna in the blue and white, it’s so beautiful
June 27, 2026 at 7:57 AM
I was at work all night terrified that the Maple Leafs were going to galaxy-brain their way into picking Stenberg, but I am so happy to see McKenna in the blue and white, it’s so beautiful
Just had someone deploy a “u’re” in a text. Is that a thing?
April 23, 2026 at 9:57 PM
Just had someone deploy a “u’re” in a text. Is that a thing?
Paramount does what Illuminadon’t
April 12, 2026 at 6:04 AM
Paramount does what Illuminadon’t
Haha finally as a longsuffering Sonic fan it gives me great pleasure that the new Mario movie sucks ass and balls while Sonic serves up a hat trick of at least decent flicks
April 12, 2026 at 6:04 AM
Haha finally as a longsuffering Sonic fan it gives me great pleasure that the new Mario movie sucks ass and balls while Sonic serves up a hat trick of at least decent flicks
Guys it’s my fault the Blue Jays lost. They were winning then I started watching and they lost. I’m sorry Canada and I’m sorry Vladdy
November 2, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Guys it’s my fault the Blue Jays lost. They were winning then I started watching and they lost. I’m sorry Canada and I’m sorry Vladdy
Life can be pretty shit but hockey’s back baby! Go Leafs!
October 8, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Life can be pretty shit but hockey’s back baby! Go Leafs!
Cancel your Disney+ and Hulu and ESPN.
Complaining online while still giving them money is useless.
It sucks, hockey season is just around the corner and I was in the midst of a rewatch of Simpsons and King of the Hill.
But they don’t deserve our money.
Complaining online while still giving them money is useless.
It sucks, hockey season is just around the corner and I was in the midst of a rewatch of Simpsons and King of the Hill.
But they don’t deserve our money.
September 18, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Cancel your Disney+ and Hulu and ESPN.
Complaining online while still giving them money is useless.
It sucks, hockey season is just around the corner and I was in the midst of a rewatch of Simpsons and King of the Hill.
But they don’t deserve our money.
Complaining online while still giving them money is useless.
It sucks, hockey season is just around the corner and I was in the midst of a rewatch of Simpsons and King of the Hill.
But they don’t deserve our money.
I was not aware that acknowledging the irony of a man’s rhetoric defending his own murder is tantamount to celebrating and endorsing his death. The more you know.
September 11, 2025 at 12:28 AM
I was not aware that acknowledging the irony of a man’s rhetoric defending his own murder is tantamount to celebrating and endorsing his death. The more you know.
Rewatching Twin Peaks with the Z to A collection summed up
April 28, 2025 at 5:28 AM
Rewatching Twin Peaks with the Z to A collection summed up
Many people are saying that the Tesla vandalism is in actuality a false-flag operation. Could this be insurance fraud? Interesting. Tracing…
March 18, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Many people are saying that the Tesla vandalism is in actuality a false-flag operation. Could this be insurance fraud? Interesting. Tracing…
Frustratingly, I always envisioned evil overlords as, well, sort of cool in their own way. Badasses. I thought whoever could take over the world would be a force of nature and charisma.
I’m not strong or tough but I could beat Elon up. If you’re reading this, you could too. He’s a wimp. A loser.
I’m not strong or tough but I could beat Elon up. If you’re reading this, you could too. He’s a wimp. A loser.
January 24, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Frustratingly, I always envisioned evil overlords as, well, sort of cool in their own way. Badasses. I thought whoever could take over the world would be a force of nature and charisma.
I’m not strong or tough but I could beat Elon up. If you’re reading this, you could too. He’s a wimp. A loser.
I’m not strong or tough but I could beat Elon up. If you’re reading this, you could too. He’s a wimp. A loser.
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[roof of mouth melting off] i love french bread pizzas so much
January 24, 2025 at 12:45 AM
[roof of mouth melting off] i love french bread pizzas so much
There has never been a more influential, important, and ✨earnest✨ filmmaker in my life than David Lynch. A true pioneer and legend. This one hurts more than most.
January 16, 2025 at 9:33 PM
There has never been a more influential, important, and ✨earnest✨ filmmaker in my life than David Lynch. A true pioneer and legend. This one hurts more than most.
I just got an ad where the advertiser guy was reacting to someone else’s reaction video of some other person’s content.
Please, murder me.
Please, murder me.
January 16, 2025 at 1:52 AM
I just got an ad where the advertiser guy was reacting to someone else’s reaction video of some other person’s content.
Please, murder me.
Please, murder me.
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It's weird to think 25 years ago teachers were uncomfortable with you using Wikipedia and now it's like 1000x preferable to the AI lying machine ruining classes all over the world
🎉 It is our birthday!
On this day in 2001, Wikipedia was launched.
Over two decades later, it has become one of the largest and most trusted sources of knowledge on the internet, with 63+ million articles in 300+ languages.
Read all about the history of Wikipedia ➡️ w.wiki/KYn
On this day in 2001, Wikipedia was launched.
Over two decades later, it has become one of the largest and most trusted sources of knowledge on the internet, with 63+ million articles in 300+ languages.
Read all about the history of Wikipedia ➡️ w.wiki/KYn
January 15, 2025 at 11:46 AM
It's weird to think 25 years ago teachers were uncomfortable with you using Wikipedia and now it's like 1000x preferable to the AI lying machine ruining classes all over the world
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enough "clockwise". now is the time of "clockfoolish"
December 30, 2024 at 7:01 AM
enough "clockwise". now is the time of "clockfoolish"
I don’t believe I have ever used an egg timer for eggs
December 30, 2024 at 7:35 PM
I don’t believe I have ever used an egg timer for eggs
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CRISIS OF INFINITE SCROOGES where all the Ebenezer Scrooges from all the filmed adaptations team up to save the UR-TIM, the primordial Tiny Tim at the core of existence
December 25, 2024 at 12:14 AM
CRISIS OF INFINITE SCROOGES where all the Ebenezer Scrooges from all the filmed adaptations team up to save the UR-TIM, the primordial Tiny Tim at the core of existence
I hate when people ASSUME I know Dasher and Dancer and Prancer and Vixen and Comet and Cupid and Donner and Blitzen
December 25, 2024 at 12:23 AM
I hate when people ASSUME I know Dasher and Dancer and Prancer and Vixen and Comet and Cupid and Donner and Blitzen
My OC could beat up Batman, just saying
December 24, 2024 at 7:05 PM
My OC could beat up Batman, just saying