Chris Roberts
@rickzarber.bsky.social
So tired it hurts, in too much pain to sleep.
He/him/or honestly whatever—I have no strong feelings about my gender and won't take offense.
He/him/or honestly whatever—I have no strong feelings about my gender and won't take offense.
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As a sub over dub sicko I am infuriated with the state of labeling movies both online and at movie theaters. Just clearly state which one is the sub and which is the dub. You don't understand, if I hear an American voice my throat will close up and I will have to be rushed to the hospital
September 18, 2026 at 2:01 AM
As a sub over dub sicko I am infuriated with the state of labeling movies both online and at movie theaters. Just clearly state which one is the sub and which is the dub. You don't understand, if I hear an American voice my throat will close up and I will have to be rushed to the hospital
Was gonna go watch the original Ghost in the Shell in the theater tonight, but instead my body has decided that I'd rather spend my evening laid up.
Maybe tomorrow, fingers crossed. (Or they would be, if they weren't full of arthritis pain.)
Maybe tomorrow, fingers crossed. (Or they would be, if they weren't full of arthritis pain.)
September 17, 2026 at 9:49 PM
Was gonna go watch the original Ghost in the Shell in the theater tonight, but instead my body has decided that I'd rather spend my evening laid up.
Maybe tomorrow, fingers crossed. (Or they would be, if they weren't full of arthritis pain.)
Maybe tomorrow, fingers crossed. (Or they would be, if they weren't full of arthritis pain.)
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my “when i say ‘i’m sorry that happened to you’ i mean ‘i am sorrowed on your behalf’ rather than ‘i am apologising’” t-shirt appears not to be answering as many question as i’d hoped
September 13, 2026 at 7:49 AM
my “when i say ‘i’m sorry that happened to you’ i mean ‘i am sorrowed on your behalf’ rather than ‘i am apologising’” t-shirt appears not to be answering as many question as i’d hoped
"He might do so, if all the free folk of the world begged him, but he would not understand the need. And if he were given the Ring, he would soon forget it, or most likely throw it away. Such things have no hold on his mind. He would be a most unsafe guardian[…]"
Name a non-LOTR character who could resist the one ring.
September 11, 2026 at 11:10 PM
"He might do so, if all the free folk of the world begged him, but he would not understand the need. And if he were given the Ring, he would soon forget it, or most likely throw it away. Such things have no hold on his mind. He would be a most unsafe guardian[…]"
Hm. Well. I, um… hm.
September 10, 2026 at 6:16 AM
Hm. Well. I, um… hm.
Pouring one out for all the posts I type out, spend 20 minutes rewriting over and over, and then hit discard on. Maybe one day you won't be the vast majority.
September 10, 2026 at 12:34 AM
Pouring one out for all the posts I type out, spend 20 minutes rewriting over and over, and then hit discard on. Maybe one day you won't be the vast majority.
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(me strangling my own pain like it's a cartoon character who is annoying me) turn into art you piece of shit
September 8, 2026 at 6:55 AM
(me strangling my own pain like it's a cartoon character who is annoying me) turn into art you piece of shit
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It's been a good month for anime films I never got around to seeing before and Star Trek I've seen a million times but on the big screen. Batman: Mask of the Phantasm is also getting a showing on the 19th, hoping to catch that one too…
September 6, 2026 at 3:38 AM
It's been a good month for anime films I never got around to seeing before and Star Trek I've seen a million times but on the big screen. Batman: Mask of the Phantasm is also getting a showing on the 19th, hoping to catch that one too…
Got the state right, whaddya know.
September 5, 2026 at 3:46 AM
Got the state right, whaddya know.
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September 2, 2026 at 9:48 PM
Without saying your age, what is your favorite movie that came out when you were 20?
September 3, 2026 at 9:27 AM
Without saying your age, what is your favorite movie that came out when you were 20?
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Man. 2016 can't end soon enough.
August 27, 2026 at 7:05 PM
Man. 2016 can't end soon enough.
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exploding a data center is not enough. I need to hear ChatGPT die while saying it’s afraid like in 2001
August 21, 2026 at 3:57 AM
exploding a data center is not enough. I need to hear ChatGPT die while saying it’s afraid like in 2001
I've played nothing but GBA Dr. Mario lately. I… don't know what this would mean for me.
You're offered $250,000,000 but to claim it you must enter the last video game you've played and stay there for a full year.
How are y'all faring in this deal?
How are y'all faring in this deal?
August 19, 2026 at 10:46 PM
I've played nothing but GBA Dr. Mario lately. I… don't know what this would mean for me.
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Never trust how you feel about your life while sleep deprived.
August 19, 2026 at 7:26 AM
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@hatebunny.bsky.social Happy Birthday, sir!
August 17, 2026 at 7:52 PM
@hatebunny.bsky.social Happy Birthday, sir!
I really need to stop doing this, it's becoming my MO and it Feels Bad.
Went without checking social media for two whole days. :)
Binged my entire timeline in one sitting in order to catch up. :(
Binged my entire timeline in one sitting in order to catch up. :(
August 11, 2026 at 7:24 PM
I really need to stop doing this, it's becoming my MO and it Feels Bad.
Fuck, this makes my heart sick.
July 26, 2026 at 6:33 PM
Fuck, this makes my heart sick.
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but maybe it'll work next time
July 22, 2026 at 6:14 AM
but maybe it'll work next time
My brother is a maintenance crew chief on several rides at Disney World. I am not mechanically inclined whatsoever. Things would go… Badly.
Thought experiment- if you were suddenly appointed to do your sibling’s job, how badly would you suck at it?
July 14, 2026 at 9:00 PM
My brother is a maintenance crew chief on several rides at Disney World. I am not mechanically inclined whatsoever. Things would go… Badly.