the papillae cowboy
@ridesmith.bsky.social
I’m Jaime
Synesthete
Wine slinger
🏊♂️ & 🚴♂️
not as snarky or handsome in person
Synesthete
Wine slinger
🏊♂️ & 🚴♂️
not as snarky or handsome in person
I def don’t enjoy anything over 14
October 6, 2026 at 7:10 PM
I def don’t enjoy anything over 14
Pure dipshittery
October 6, 2026 at 11:41 AM
Pure dipshittery
Totes
Nebb cracks at 14
Nebb cracks at 14
October 6, 2026 at 12:15 AM
Totes
Nebb cracks at 14
Nebb cracks at 14
Cause I know the game
and
Cause I’ve tasted all these wines
and
Cause I’ve tasted all these wines
October 5, 2026 at 1:28 PM
Cause I know the game
and
Cause I’ve tasted all these wines
and
Cause I’ve tasted all these wines
This makes me laugh
Check ca$hed and suckers are falling for it
Check ca$hed and suckers are falling for it
October 5, 2026 at 12:53 PM
This makes me laugh
Check ca$hed and suckers are falling for it
Check ca$hed and suckers are falling for it
Art is the most difficult
It’s good cause it’s good
It’s good cause it’s good
October 4, 2026 at 12:51 PM
Art is the most difficult
It’s good cause it’s good
It’s good cause it’s good
Don’t forget gross
Humans are really gross in public these days
Humans are really gross in public these days
October 4, 2026 at 12:49 PM
Don’t forget gross
Humans are really gross in public these days
Humans are really gross in public these days
Loaf of white bread
October 4, 2026 at 12:45 PM
Loaf of white bread
Jamie is an exceptional writer/thinker
He suffers me (sometimes)
But
99.975678% of wine critics
Don’t know shit about wine
They just blather
Like all critics, they are hobbyists who like to write.
He suffers me (sometimes)
But
99.975678% of wine critics
Don’t know shit about wine
They just blather
Like all critics, they are hobbyists who like to write.
October 3, 2026 at 4:51 PM
Jamie is an exceptional writer/thinker
He suffers me (sometimes)
But
99.975678% of wine critics
Don’t know shit about wine
They just blather
Like all critics, they are hobbyists who like to write.
He suffers me (sometimes)
But
99.975678% of wine critics
Don’t know shit about wine
They just blather
Like all critics, they are hobbyists who like to write.
You are a champ if u r putting it down before noon
October 2, 2026 at 2:32 AM
You are a champ if u r putting it down before noon
I think I said dolphin fish , which are mahi-mahi
October 1, 2026 at 4:45 PM
I think I said dolphin fish , which are mahi-mahi
Write and exception
It’s easy
It’s easy
October 1, 2026 at 3:40 PM
Write and exception
It’s easy
It’s easy