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Ridley Bean
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30s | Dramione enthusiast | #1 Ron Weasley hater
After years I am finally feeling the urge to read something other than fic. I still want the tropes though. Right now I am real in to DDlg (don't shame me). Does anyone have any recommendations?
July 21, 2026 at 12:05 AM
I think I once read a fic or a drabble that involved Draco getting off on asphyxiation so he has Hermione sit on his face and she keeps trying to get off when she realizes he can't breath but he holds her there or tells her to come back until he cums untouched and Hermione realizes what's going on.
April 18, 2026 at 3:45 PM
If I wasn't refusing to watch the HP series because its creator is bigoted trash... I've been reading about those characters having the most filthy, depraved sex with each other, some times all together at once. I don't want to watch them as 11 year olds.
March 29, 2026 at 12:58 PM
I once read a DHr fic where there was a lot of smut, but it was never written that Hermione had an orgasm, only Draco. And like, that haunted me because was it intentional? Like did the author not think female orgasms were important enough in sex to write about? Or worse, was it accidental
March 15, 2026 at 12:15 PM
Do you think The Fallout Draco and Hermione stay together?

I don't. I think they both love each so deeply but do not know how to function and be together outside of war. I think the breakup will be devastating and fuck both of them up pretty badly.
February 28, 2026 at 4:23 PM
The most unrealistic thing about #Dramione is that they are all 22 years old with ministry offices big enough to have a couch.
February 28, 2026 at 1:23 PM
Pulp's Common People but Neville and Pansy
November 22, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Moving blows. The amount of stress this has caused me would be worth the money I would have spent just to have someone do this for me.

And I still have to deal with the unloading/unpacking part.
October 11, 2025 at 9:14 PM
I had a job offer in the UK that was rescinded during the initial hiring freeze (which we are still in btw). I am supposed to be moving next weekend for my new job. My house is packed, my POD arrives tomorrow. I won't ge going anywhere while the government is shut down.

Fuck the government.
October 1, 2025 at 12:31 PM
I had to unexpectedly put my dog to sleep today. I just returned from the vet and I think I'm in shock. I woke up and it was a normal day and now my dog is gone.
August 24, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Can I talk about some work stuff real quick? I have no one to talk to about this because it's really bitchy and I try not to unleash that side of me to the masses.

I found out Friday that my current organization is being absorbed by the org I am transferring to next month and because of this...
August 23, 2025 at 8:49 PM
can any artists tell me how to get procreate images from one iPad to another? My daughter got a new iPad but wants all her drawings from the old one.
July 18, 2025 at 9:48 PM
No one is talking about Interwoven by Myinfinite_Love and it is nearly criminal.

It is one of my favorite WIPs right now. The story and writing are phenomenal. Seriously, everyone should be reading this.

archiveofourown.org/works/596342...
Interwoven - Chapter 1 - MyInfinite_Love - Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
archiveofourown.org
July 8, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Can I just complain about life real quick?

I bought two bras that are super comfortable and make my tits look fantastic, but MY NIPPLES ARE ALWAYS VISIBLE.

I'll be in meetings or walking in the halls and I just know they're there.
June 26, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Does anyone have a link to the Wizarding World WIPs discord server?
June 23, 2025 at 4:15 PM
It's like the universe knew the end was coming and compelled me to reread.

The ending of a WIP you've been following for 2 years is a certified life event.
A Good Prisoner getting better each time I reread it. I can't wait for the final chapter and then to be horribly sad it's over.
June 22, 2025 at 11:34 PM
A Good Prisoner getting better each time I reread it. I can't wait for the final chapter and then to be horribly sad it's over.
June 22, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Do we think The Fallout Dramione were able to make it work after the war?

I kind of think the only way they would be able to stay together would be if they both got tons of therapy and I just don't know if Draco would do that.
June 19, 2025 at 10:53 PM
I'm sitting at my house while plumbers dig up the sub floor in my bathroom to find a leak. This is probably going to cost me over 10 grand to get my bathroom back in order.

Should I reread A Good Prisoner while I sit here to make myself feel better?
June 19, 2025 at 7:00 PM
according to social media, I've been a part of fandom 3 years today!
June 5, 2025 at 8:51 PM
I am getting my house ready to sell and decided to do some household repairs my self. I went to Lowes and bought tools and even used a dremel to cut some things.

I actually feel super accomplished and am this close to buying myself a tool belt.
May 25, 2025 at 2:24 AM
I didn't so much lose my car as it got towed for being parked in a reserved spot.
May 18, 2025 at 2:33 PM
No pressure on the author, but just knowing it's the weekend and there is the potential for a Wreck A Malfoy update has me giddy.
May 9, 2025 at 10:04 PM
I was offered a job today! It is not my dream location in London, but it is a promotion, within an hour of my family, and gets me the heck out of Florida!
May 8, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Anyone else reading Wreck A Malfoy by Ramelle_Kammae? Amy anxiety over the ending of that last update is through the roof. Why can't Draco just be totally perfect?
May 4, 2025 at 7:16 PM