── 𝓐𝐋𝐈𝐂𝐄 | 𝓣𝐇𝐄 𝓛𝐎𝐎𝐏𝐄𝐑 .ᐟ
@riftedlooper.bsky.social
𝐎𝐍𝐄 𝐏𝐀𝐑𝐓 𝐎𝐅 𝒀𝑶𝑼 𝐈𝐒 𝗗𝗬𝗜𝗡𝗚,
𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐎𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐑 𝙍𝙐𝙉𝙉𝙄𝙉𝙂 𝙒𝙄𝙇𝘿 .
WRITTEN BY ELYSIA.
Pinned
ᅠ ᅠ
𝐈 𝐖𝐀𝐒 𝐉𝐔𝐒𝐓 𝐀 𝗖𝗢𝗚 𝐈𝐍 𝐓𝐇𝐄
𝑴𝑨𝑪𝑯𝑰𝑵𝑬 . 𝙏𝙊𝙎𝙎𝙀𝘿 𝐈𝐍𝐓𝐎 𝐀
𝐖𝐎𝐑𝐋𝐃 𝐈 𝐇𝐀𝐃 𝗡𝗢 𝐖𝐀𝐘 𝐎𝐔𝐓 𝐎𝐅 .
𝐈 𝐖𝐀𝐒 𝐉𝐔𝐒𝐓 𝐀 𝗖𝗢𝗚 𝐈𝐍 𝐓𝐇𝐄
𝑴𝑨𝑪𝑯𝑰𝑵𝑬 . 𝙏𝙊𝙎𝙎𝙀𝘿 𝐈𝐍𝐓𝐎 𝐀
𝐖𝐎𝐑𝐋𝐃 𝐈 𝐇𝐀𝐃 𝗡𝗢 𝐖𝐀𝐘 𝐎𝐔𝐓 𝐎𝐅 .
i'm batman . ( 😼 )
[ she JUMPS off one of the loops in green hill, expecting to be able to fly ── only to crash into the ground with one hp left . 😭 ]
[ she JUMPS off one of the loops in green hill, expecting to be able to fly ── only to crash into the ground with one hp left . 😭 ]
September 11, 2026 at 8:09 PM
i'm batman . ( 😼 )
[ she JUMPS off one of the loops in green hill, expecting to be able to fly ── only to crash into the ground with one hp left . 😭 ]
[ she JUMPS off one of the loops in green hill, expecting to be able to fly ── only to crash into the ground with one hp left . 😭 ]
damn dude 💀💀💀
oui oui oui it is paris
what does the cow say
September 11, 2026 at 12:22 PM
damn dude 💀💀💀
wrong line STUPID 👹
moo moo moo
@thedarkvoyager.bsky.social what's the capital of france
September 11, 2026 at 12:21 PM
wrong line STUPID 👹
voyager .... what ....
September 11, 2026 at 12:20 PM
voyager .... what ....
uh oh, THERE'S baldy number two .ᐟ but the, uh ... WAY grumpier one . 💀
looper . cease .
[ ... she bursts out LAUGHING 💀 ]
dude, dude . no . no . nono . it's because you're BALD
dude, dude . no . no . nono . it's because you're BALD
September 11, 2026 at 12:10 PM
uh oh, THERE'S baldy number two .ᐟ but the, uh ... WAY grumpier one . 💀
[ the loop's a sore spot for her . she's silent for a second ... ]
... no . i can't possibly . it's not right, geno . what you've done ... what you ARE doing ── is NOT right .
... no . i can't possibly . it's not right, geno . what you've done ... what you ARE doing ── is NOT right .
looper, do you not wish to escape this ... CYCLE you have been stuck in .ᐣ for so many years .ᐣ we can put an end to it . in my perfect reality . so long as you can see it in yourself to join me as my personal lieutenant .
September 11, 2026 at 12:05 PM
[ the loop's a sore spot for her . she's silent for a second ... ]
... no . i can't possibly . it's not right, geno . what you've done ... what you ARE doing ── is NOT right .
... no . i can't possibly . it's not right, geno . what you've done ... what you ARE doing ── is NOT right .
oh yeah . how do you know that . hm . 👹
there will be no such need for med kits in my perfect world .
i was TRYING to buy a MED KIT you BUTTHOLE
September 11, 2026 at 11:57 AM
oh yeah . how do you know that . hm . 👹
if this bitch geno doesn't stop yapping in my head right now
September 11, 2026 at 11:56 AM
if this bitch geno doesn't stop yapping in my head right now
[ ... she bursts out LAUGHING 💀 ]
dude, dude . no . no . nono . it's because you're BALD
dude, dude . no . no . nono . it's because you're BALD
September 11, 2026 at 11:46 AM
[ ... she bursts out LAUGHING 💀 ]
dude, dude . no . no . nono . it's because you're BALD
dude, dude . no . no . nono . it's because you're BALD
holy shit mister clean isn't frozen solid
September 11, 2026 at 11:44 AM
holy shit mister clean isn't frozen solid
ᅠ ᅠ
𝐈 𝐖𝐀𝐒 𝐉𝐔𝐒𝐓 𝐀 𝗖𝗢𝗚 𝐈𝐍 𝐓𝐇𝐄
𝑴𝑨𝑪𝑯𝑰𝑵𝑬 . 𝙏𝙊𝙎𝙎𝙀𝘿 𝐈𝐍𝐓𝐎 𝐀
𝐖𝐎𝐑𝐋𝐃 𝐈 𝐇𝐀𝐃 𝗡𝗢 𝐖𝐀𝐘 𝐎𝐔𝐓 𝐎𝐅 .
𝐈 𝐖𝐀𝐒 𝐉𝐔𝐒𝐓 𝐀 𝗖𝗢𝗚 𝐈𝐍 𝐓𝐇𝐄
𝑴𝑨𝑪𝑯𝑰𝑵𝑬 . 𝙏𝙊𝙎𝙎𝙀𝘿 𝐈𝐍𝐓𝐎 𝐀
𝐖𝐎𝐑𝐋𝐃 𝐈 𝐇𝐀𝐃 𝗡𝗢 𝐖𝐀𝐘 𝐎𝐔𝐓 𝐎𝐅 .
September 11, 2026 at 11:35 AM
ᅠ ᅠ
𝐈 𝐖𝐀𝐒 𝐉𝐔𝐒𝐓 𝐀 𝗖𝗢𝗚 𝐈𝐍 𝐓𝐇𝐄
𝑴𝑨𝑪𝑯𝑰𝑵𝑬 . 𝙏𝙊𝙎𝙎𝙀𝘿 𝐈𝐍𝐓𝐎 𝐀
𝐖𝐎𝐑𝐋𝐃 𝐈 𝐇𝐀𝐃 𝗡𝗢 𝐖𝐀𝐘 𝐎𝐔𝐓 𝐎𝐅 .
𝐈 𝐖𝐀𝐒 𝐉𝐔𝐒𝐓 𝐀 𝗖𝗢𝗚 𝐈𝐍 𝐓𝐇𝐄
𝑴𝑨𝑪𝑯𝑰𝑵𝑬 . 𝙏𝙊𝙎𝙎𝙀𝘿 𝐈𝐍𝐓𝐎 𝐀
𝐖𝐎𝐑𝐋𝐃 𝐈 𝐇𝐀𝐃 𝗡𝗢 𝐖𝐀𝐘 𝐎𝐔𝐓 𝐎𝐅 .
ᅠ ᅠ
... 𝐆𝐈𝐕𝐄𝐍 𝐀𝐍 「 * 𝙊𝙁𝙁𝙀𝙍 」
𝐈 𝑪𝑶𝑼𝑳𝑫𝑵'𝑻 𝐓𝐔𝐑𝐍 𝐃𝐎𝐖𝐍 .
... 𝐆𝐈𝐕𝐄𝐍 𝐀𝐍 「 * 𝙊𝙁𝙁𝙀𝙍 」
𝐈 𝑪𝑶𝑼𝑳𝑫𝑵'𝑻 𝐓𝐔𝐑𝐍 𝐃𝐎𝐖𝐍 .
September 11, 2026 at 11:33 AM
ᅠ ᅠ
... 𝐆𝐈𝐕𝐄𝐍 𝐀𝐍 「 * 𝙊𝙁𝙁𝙀𝙍 」
𝐈 𝑪𝑶𝑼𝑳𝑫𝑵'𝑻 𝐓𝐔𝐑𝐍 𝐃𝐎𝐖𝐍 .
... 𝐆𝐈𝐕𝐄𝐍 𝐀𝐍 「 * 𝙊𝙁𝙁𝙀𝙍 」
𝐈 𝑪𝑶𝑼𝑳𝑫𝑵'𝑻 𝐓𝐔𝐑𝐍 𝐃𝐎𝐖𝐍 .