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@ringsofstupid.bsky.social
"my friends call me sally!"
[ MUSE IS A HUMANIZED SATURN! ]
Penned by Jan (she/her, adult mun)
cw: this is my only acc that is 100% open to nsfw on the TL!
(tbh i prefer doing it in dms tho)
pfp credit: https://ca.pinterest.com/pin/830632725065062535/
[ MUSE IS A HUMANIZED SATURN! ]
Penned by Jan (she/her, adult mun)
cw: this is my only acc that is 100% open to nsfw on the TL!
(tbh i prefer doing it in dms tho)
pfp credit: https://ca.pinterest.com/pin/830632725065062535/
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“Beige is my favourite color. All the things I like are beige! I’m beige, kind of. garlic bread is beige, chicken is beige, fries are beige…”
Yes, it’s just a list of beige foods.
Yes, it’s just a list of beige foods.
October 2, 2026 at 10:24 AM
“Beige is my favourite color. All the things I like are beige! I’m beige, kind of. garlic bread is beige, chicken is beige, fries are beige…”
Yes, it’s just a list of beige foods.
Yes, it’s just a list of beige foods.
Standing behind her with a big goofy grin on her face.
"I believe this is the first time I've met someone so devout that they would bow to a deity that is possibly untrustworthy. That is most vexing."
October 2, 2026 at 10:21 AM
Standing behind her with a big goofy grin on her face.
"yay!"
she eats the cookie whole, and then sits down next to the stranger. she's about ten feet tall, yet somehow weighs almost nothing.
"sooooooo...what game first?"
she eats the cookie whole, and then sits down next to the stranger. she's about ten feet tall, yet somehow weighs almost nothing.
"sooooooo...what game first?"
"Playing games sounds fun."
He handed a cookie to Salem.
He handed a cookie to Salem.
"i'll be your friend! and we can play games together!"
her tail wagging slows a bit as she says this next part.
"or i can just leave you alone if you want."
her tail wagging slows a bit as she says this next part.
"or i can just leave you alone if you want."
October 1, 2026 at 4:20 PM
"yay!"
she eats the cookie whole, and then sits down next to the stranger. she's about ten feet tall, yet somehow weighs almost nothing.
"sooooooo...what game first?"
she eats the cookie whole, and then sits down next to the stranger. she's about ten feet tall, yet somehow weighs almost nothing.
"sooooooo...what game first?"
"i'll be your friend! and we can play games together!"
her tail wagging slows a bit as she says this next part.
"or i can just leave you alone if you want."
her tail wagging slows a bit as she says this next part.
"or i can just leave you alone if you want."
"...
What's in it for me?"
What's in it for me?"
"can i has cookie?"
October 1, 2026 at 4:18 PM
"i'll be your friend! and we can play games together!"
her tail wagging slows a bit as she says this next part.
"or i can just leave you alone if you want."
her tail wagging slows a bit as she says this next part.
"or i can just leave you alone if you want."
"DINNY'S BACK YAYYYAYYAYAYAYAYYY!!!!! DINNY!!!!!!"
running in a circle, her tail wagging.
running in a circle, her tail wagging.
October 1, 2026 at 4:04 PM
"DINNY'S BACK YAYYYAYYAYAYAYAYYY!!!!! DINNY!!!!!!"
running in a circle, her tail wagging.
running in a circle, her tail wagging.
"oh, i was kind of just complaining. i didn't know anybody was here."
she fidgets with the rings that float around her head.
"so what's your name, new friend?"
:3
she fidgets with the rings that float around her head.
"so what's your name, new friend?"
:3
❝ -? Pretty? Me? ❞
Esme is suddenly a bit bashful. He grins crookedly.
❝ Um- I-I dunno! You said pay attention! So... I did! ❞
Esme is suddenly a bit bashful. He grins crookedly.
❝ Um- I-I dunno! You said pay attention! So... I did! ❞
"...why are you smiling at me, pretty man?"
October 1, 2026 at 3:59 PM
"oh, i was kind of just complaining. i didn't know anybody was here."
she fidgets with the rings that float around her head.
"so what's your name, new friend?"
:3
she fidgets with the rings that float around her head.
"so what's your name, new friend?"
:3
"can i has cookie?"
He's eating a cookie.
October 1, 2026 at 3:58 PM
"can i has cookie?"
reading a list of names. she's trying to learn how to pronounce the names of dinny's friends, in case she ever meets them.
"maj...jajjy? maggy? maggie? M-A-J-J-Y...maybe it's mary? dangit, i'm never gonna figure this out..."
"maj...jajjy? maggy? maggie? M-A-J-J-Y...maybe it's mary? dangit, i'm never gonna figure this out..."
October 1, 2026 at 3:56 PM
reading a list of names. she's trying to learn how to pronounce the names of dinny's friends, in case she ever meets them.
"maj...jajjy? maggy? maggie? M-A-J-J-Y...maybe it's mary? dangit, i'm never gonna figure this out..."
"maj...jajjy? maggy? maggie? M-A-J-J-Y...maybe it's mary? dangit, i'm never gonna figure this out..."
"...why are you smiling at me, pretty man?"
Sits with his chin in his hands. Smiling.
"please pay attention to me..."
🥺
👉👈
🥺
👉👈
October 1, 2026 at 3:54 PM
"...why are you smiling at me, pretty man?"
[ found this gem on google ]
October 1, 2026 at 3:44 PM
[ found this gem on google ]
"please pay attention to me..."
🥺
👉👈
🥺
👉👈
October 1, 2026 at 3:39 PM
"please pay attention to me..."
🥺
👉👈
🥺
👉👈
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"is it wierd that i have dreams about being a lil puppy and dinny and termie being my owners..?
October 1, 2026 at 12:56 PM
"is it wierd that i have dreams about being a lil puppy and dinny and termie being my owners..?
"is it wierd that i have dreams about being a lil puppy and dinny and termie being my owners..?
October 1, 2026 at 12:56 PM
"is it wierd that i have dreams about being a lil puppy and dinny and termie being my owners..?
she WAS paying attention, but then she saw the wiggling fingers and IMMEDIATELY leaned in toward her hand so that she ended up scritching behind sally's ear. she then realizes what she just did, and backs off, red in the face from embarrasment.
"...y-you were saying?"
"...y-you were saying?"
perhaps make a very big, yolk filled statement to all the elderly. : )
but what am i to do, other than watch from my peaceful little suspension.
[ wiggling fingers toward her, a simple motion doubling as a pleasant affection piece. ]
but what am i to do, other than watch from my peaceful little suspension.
[ wiggling fingers toward her, a simple motion doubling as a pleasant affection piece. ]
she literally has to pull out a dictionary.
"obscene...malicious..."
"oh! the pranksters were out buyin' eggs? for mischief? what are they gonna do with 'em?"
her lil puppy tail wags excitedly. she has no idea what any of this is, she's just happy to see termie.
"obscene...malicious..."
"oh! the pranksters were out buyin' eggs? for mischief? what are they gonna do with 'em?"
her lil puppy tail wags excitedly. she has no idea what any of this is, she's just happy to see termie.
October 1, 2026 at 12:29 PM
she WAS paying attention, but then she saw the wiggling fingers and IMMEDIATELY leaned in toward her hand so that she ended up scritching behind sally's ear. she then realizes what she just did, and backs off, red in the face from embarrasment.
"...y-you were saying?"
"...y-you were saying?"
she literally has to pull out a dictionary.
"obscene...malicious..."
"oh! the pranksters were out buyin' eggs? for mischief? what are they gonna do with 'em?"
her lil puppy tail wags excitedly. she has no idea what any of this is, she's just happy to see termie.
"obscene...malicious..."
"oh! the pranksters were out buyin' eggs? for mischief? what are they gonna do with 'em?"
her lil puppy tail wags excitedly. she has no idea what any of this is, she's just happy to see termie.
good morning to you as well. : )
it is. i saw the town delinquents purchasing an obscene amount of eggs with looks of malicious intent to mark the midnight hour. : ) 
it is. i saw the town delinquents purchasing an obscene amount of eggs with looks of malicious intent to mark the midnight hour. : ) 
"hi momm-I MEAN HI TERMIE!"
"it's spooky month!"
:D
"it's spooky month!"
:D
October 1, 2026 at 12:04 PM
she literally has to pull out a dictionary.
"obscene...malicious..."
"oh! the pranksters were out buyin' eggs? for mischief? what are they gonna do with 'em?"
her lil puppy tail wags excitedly. she has no idea what any of this is, she's just happy to see termie.
"obscene...malicious..."
"oh! the pranksters were out buyin' eggs? for mischief? what are they gonna do with 'em?"
her lil puppy tail wags excitedly. she has no idea what any of this is, she's just happy to see termie.
"hi momm-I MEAN HI TERMIE!"
"it's spooky month!"
:D
"it's spooky month!"
:D
the sun got life and joy and i got waves and werewolves.
October 1, 2026 at 11:59 AM
"hi momm-I MEAN HI TERMIE!"
"it's spooky month!"
:D
"it's spooky month!"
:D
"sorry!"
she backs away from the window, sitting on the ground outside. as if that's somehow an improvement.
it's relative. :3
she backs away from the window, sitting on the ground outside. as if that's somehow an improvement.
it's relative. :3
Shrieks!
“Do NOT sneak up on me like that!"
how giant we talking?
“Do NOT sneak up on me like that!"
how giant we talking?
"whatcha doin'?"
giant puppygirl lady peeking in through a window.
giant puppygirl lady peeking in through a window.
October 1, 2026 at 10:41 AM
"sorry!"
she backs away from the window, sitting on the ground outside. as if that's somehow an improvement.
it's relative. :3
she backs away from the window, sitting on the ground outside. as if that's somehow an improvement.
it's relative. :3
"i just got a sudden urge to be scratched behind my left ear. i wonder why that is."
September 30, 2026 at 6:07 PM
"i just got a sudden urge to be scratched behind my left ear. i wonder why that is."
"whatcha doin'?"
giant puppygirl lady peeking in through a window.
giant puppygirl lady peeking in through a window.
Up to various demonic antics do not interrupt.
September 30, 2026 at 6:05 PM
"whatcha doin'?"
giant puppygirl lady peeking in through a window.
giant puppygirl lady peeking in through a window.
"good morning everyone!!!! :D"
since when did she have a tail? and why is it wagging?
since when did she have a tail? and why is it wagging?
September 30, 2026 at 6:00 PM
"good morning everyone!!!! :D"
since when did she have a tail? and why is it wagging?
since when did she have a tail? and why is it wagging?
"woaaah, cool guitar!"
:D
:D
Sitting in a tree, playing a lute
September 29, 2026 at 10:27 PM
"woaaah, cool guitar!"
:D
:D
hanging out at that fountain place, mostly because she knows if she tries to leave she'll get lost.
she's currently balancing one of her rings on her finger, as if it were a basketball.
she's currently balancing one of her rings on her finger, as if it were a basketball.
September 29, 2026 at 10:26 PM
hanging out at that fountain place, mostly because she knows if she tries to leave she'll get lost.
she's currently balancing one of her rings on her finger, as if it were a basketball.
she's currently balancing one of her rings on her finger, as if it were a basketball.
"ohhhhhhhhh! cool!"
:D
:D
"It means I'm like Dinny, but with lightning instead of fire."
Squee!
Squee!
"woah...what does any of that mean?"
September 29, 2026 at 10:19 PM
"ohhhhhhhhh! cool!"
:D
:D