Sacramento Pirate 👑🦅🏴☠️🇨🇦
@rivergoose.bsky.social
I'm in first class on my flight home and the FA just mixed up his words and said he was there to serve our every quim 😳😹
July 5, 2026 at 5:47 PM
I'm in first class on my flight home and the FA just mixed up his words and said he was there to serve our every quim 😳😹
Fortunately the embarrassment will be limited, as the only people who would want this steaming mound of camel snot in their passport don't travel.
PSA: Check your passport expiration date before you end up with one of these!
June 26, 2026 at 11:13 PM
Fortunately the embarrassment will be limited, as the only people who would want this steaming mound of camel snot in their passport don't travel.
The ground cover I planted last year appears to be a mutated strain. Fine with it tho.
April 4, 2026 at 8:28 PM
The ground cover I planted last year appears to be a mutated strain. Fine with it tho.
People the reason we're on Bluesky is so we don't have to read His Cheddar Majesty's obnoxious posts but you post them anyway? 😒
March 19, 2026 at 3:31 AM
People the reason we're on Bluesky is so we don't have to read His Cheddar Majesty's obnoxious posts but you post them anyway? 😒
THERE IS A POINT WHERE THIS MEME NEEDS TO STOP BEING USED AND WE HAVE CLEARLY PASSED IT
December 14, 2025 at 11:42 PM
THERE IS A POINT WHERE THIS MEME NEEDS TO STOP BEING USED AND WE HAVE CLEARLY PASSED IT
Wait wasn't there something about the Second Amendment being there to protect us from a tyrannical government or whatever
November 26, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Wait wasn't there something about the Second Amendment being there to protect us from a tyrannical government or whatever
So could Newsom just... *dissolve* the California National Guard?
October 21, 2025 at 3:41 AM
So could Newsom just... *dissolve* the California National Guard?
Just think, the universe is 13.5 billion years old and we were alive to see the Butt Fumble become the second most embarrassing thing about Mark Sanchez
October 5, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Just think, the universe is 13.5 billion years old and we were alive to see the Butt Fumble become the second most embarrassing thing about Mark Sanchez
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Folks: it's a three paycheck month
a woman is sitting in front of a microphone with her hands folded in prayer and says `` can i getta amen '' .
ALT: a woman is sitting in front of a microphone with her hands folded in prayer and says `` can i getta amen '' .
media.tenor.com
October 1, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Folks: it's a three paycheck month
Start shunning the military. At this point, they're the enemy.
September 27, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Start shunning the military. At this point, they're the enemy.
Keep this handy reference guide.
September 25, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Keep this handy reference guide.
August 22, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Following: a 14-part thread explaining how Trump totally outmaneuvered Putin
By Megan McArdle and George Will
By Megan McArdle and George Will
August 16, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Following: a 14-part thread explaining how Trump totally outmaneuvered Putin
By Megan McArdle and George Will
By Megan McArdle and George Will
Guess we're just doing this for the holiday now that "Americans" seem to be okay with having a king
July 4, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Guess we're just doing this for the holiday now that "Americans" seem to be okay with having a king
We had to say goodbye to Kai last month and her younger brother Yugi keeps sniffing her collar and rubbing his face against it 😭😭😭😭😭😭 #petloss #catgrief #dogsarelove
June 27, 2025 at 4:21 AM
We had to say goodbye to Kai last month and her younger brother Yugi keeps sniffing her collar and rubbing his face against it 😭😭😭😭😭😭 #petloss #catgrief #dogsarelove
My fat ass would fall for it every time
These rescuers attached a sausage to a drone to lure a stranded dog named Millie back to safety. 14/10 for everybody
June 11, 2025 at 11:53 PM
My fat ass would fall for it every time
Hey I just cleaned out the garage a little and wanted to let you know that if you're still in 2006 and need a USB-to-micro USB cord, I have one. In fact, I have all of them. Every single one.
June 11, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Hey I just cleaned out the garage a little and wanted to let you know that if you're still in 2006 and need a USB-to-micro USB cord, I have one. In fact, I have all of them. Every single one.
“Our army manned the amperth, ranned the ramparts, it took over the airports, it did everything it had to do.”
- The President of the United States, in 2025, talking about the War of 1812
- The President of the United States, in 2025, talking about the War of 1812
June 10, 2025 at 11:52 PM
“Our army manned the amperth, ranned the ramparts, it took over the airports, it did everything it had to do.”
- The President of the United States, in 2025, talking about the War of 1812
- The President of the United States, in 2025, talking about the War of 1812
Don't come at me with this "if you're being deployed to LA" bullshit. Anyone who enlisted in recent years knew what the fuck they were signing up for.
June 8, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Don't come at me with this "if you're being deployed to LA" bullshit. Anyone who enlisted in recent years knew what the fuck they were signing up for.
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I will not wish for disadvantaged hateful rural Trump supporters to get better health care, wealth equity, better education, and all the other things they've so energetically advocated against. Nor will I be shamed into feeling that I should do so.
April 20, 2025 at 6:19 PM
I will not wish for disadvantaged hateful rural Trump supporters to get better health care, wealth equity, better education, and all the other things they've so energetically advocated against. Nor will I be shamed into feeling that I should do so.
Channeling my Marin County residency from 20 years ago with a fun new hobby
April 12, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Channeling my Marin County residency from 20 years ago with a fun new hobby