Drinks w/ Ron
@rjt243.bsky.social
Audiophile, bourbon dude, plant enthusiast, disc golfer, history buff, vinyl collector, homebrewer, dog fan
Producer: Half Assed Podcast Network
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Drinks w/ Ron
@rjt243.bsky.social
· Sep 29
Well… it may be time to bring something from the private chat onto the blue sky. I present to you, my various levels of highness:
Me: *on 15lb weight restriction*
Wife: I guarantee you’ll be up working and lifting things you’re not supposed to
Me: there’s no way… that this 20v cordless DeWalt impact driver weighs an oz over 7lb 9
Wife: I guarantee you’ll be up working and lifting things you’re not supposed to
Me: there’s no way… that this 20v cordless DeWalt impact driver weighs an oz over 7lb 9
June 2, 2026 at 3:36 PM
Me: *on 15lb weight restriction*
Wife: I guarantee you’ll be up working and lifting things you’re not supposed to
Me: there’s no way… that this 20v cordless DeWalt impact driver weighs an oz over 7lb 9
Wife: I guarantee you’ll be up working and lifting things you’re not supposed to
Me: there’s no way… that this 20v cordless DeWalt impact driver weighs an oz over 7lb 9
I’m sitting along side a backroad, eating a meatball sub, shirtless, if any women are looking to get super turned on
May 29, 2026 at 4:57 PM
I’m sitting along side a backroad, eating a meatball sub, shirtless, if any women are looking to get super turned on
Me: you’re such a good boy!
My dog: yeah? What if I were…
*ferociously shakes cardboard box*
…bad
My dog: yeah? What if I were…
*ferociously shakes cardboard box*
…bad
May 25, 2026 at 3:52 PM
Me: you’re such a good boy!
My dog: yeah? What if I were…
*ferociously shakes cardboard box*
…bad
My dog: yeah? What if I were…
*ferociously shakes cardboard box*
…bad
Apparently my comfort food is The 3 Stooges
Gotta look odd: a depressed man sadly staring at black and white slapstick with a blank face
Gotta look odd: a depressed man sadly staring at black and white slapstick with a blank face
May 6, 2026 at 8:48 PM
Apparently my comfort food is The 3 Stooges
Gotta look odd: a depressed man sadly staring at black and white slapstick with a blank face
Gotta look odd: a depressed man sadly staring at black and white slapstick with a blank face
Me, pinning a woman against the wall in my sex room:
“And no one can hear you scream..
Actually everyone can hear you scream. the walls are very thin. Please don’t scream, that’s what the safe word is for, I’m just doing a thing”
“And no one can hear you scream..
Actually everyone can hear you scream. the walls are very thin. Please don’t scream, that’s what the safe word is for, I’m just doing a thing”
April 28, 2026 at 11:25 AM
Me, pinning a woman against the wall in my sex room:
“And no one can hear you scream..
Actually everyone can hear you scream. the walls are very thin. Please don’t scream, that’s what the safe word is for, I’m just doing a thing”
“And no one can hear you scream..
Actually everyone can hear you scream. the walls are very thin. Please don’t scream, that’s what the safe word is for, I’m just doing a thing”
Wanna hear a dude on blow review Blade?
Plays from 38:02 open.spotify.com/episode/3siT...
Plays from 38:02 open.spotify.com/episode/3siT...
OUTSIDERS SOCIAL CLUB 071- 1998 SUMMER MOVIES pt 3
open.spotify.com
April 27, 2026 at 11:04 PM
Wanna hear a dude on blow review Blade?
Plays from 38:02 open.spotify.com/episode/3siT...
Plays from 38:02 open.spotify.com/episode/3siT...
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Last night’s gunfire at the White House Correspondents Dinner is a scathing indictment of those who disagree with any number of my political opinions.
April 26, 2026 at 3:34 PM
Last night’s gunfire at the White House Correspondents Dinner is a scathing indictment of those who disagree with any number of my political opinions.
Wait… so they didn’t hold him up for a photo op? Like standard procedure?
Many VALID questions here: We see Secret Service pull JD Vance up by the shoulders and take him to safety BEFORE Donald Trump is escorted away--Trump is behind him. (This is all confirmed facts) So Why would that happen? Did someone know something in advance?!
April 26, 2026 at 12:56 PM
Wait… so they didn’t hold him up for a photo op? Like standard procedure?
Gonna start a band to call Gooses
Because I don’t think the waters are muddy enough yet
Because I don’t think the waters are muddy enough yet
April 25, 2026 at 11:58 AM
Gonna start a band to call Gooses
Because I don’t think the waters are muddy enough yet
Because I don’t think the waters are muddy enough yet
Sexual relations are like really old bad sci-fi movies:
If you’re not into doing that with me, that’s fine, I’m not trying to talk anybody into it. I’d rather do it by myself
If you’re not into doing that with me, that’s fine, I’m not trying to talk anybody into it. I’d rather do it by myself
April 25, 2026 at 11:56 AM
Sexual relations are like really old bad sci-fi movies:
If you’re not into doing that with me, that’s fine, I’m not trying to talk anybody into it. I’d rather do it by myself
If you’re not into doing that with me, that’s fine, I’m not trying to talk anybody into it. I’d rather do it by myself
You know how shitty your life is, when you forget your coffee on the counter, and your wife tells you she dumped it…
And you find 90% of it still in the cup because the lid was closed, and you smile ear to ear because this is the biggest win of your entire goddamn week
And you find 90% of it still in the cup because the lid was closed, and you smile ear to ear because this is the biggest win of your entire goddamn week
April 23, 2026 at 10:13 PM
You know how shitty your life is, when you forget your coffee on the counter, and your wife tells you she dumped it…
And you find 90% of it still in the cup because the lid was closed, and you smile ear to ear because this is the biggest win of your entire goddamn week
And you find 90% of it still in the cup because the lid was closed, and you smile ear to ear because this is the biggest win of your entire goddamn week
Working on my posture, so my neck doesn’t hurt after smashing my head on my desk all day
April 21, 2026 at 4:24 PM
Working on my posture, so my neck doesn’t hurt after smashing my head on my desk all day
Working on my posture, so my neck doesn’t hurt after smashing my head on my desk all day
April 21, 2026 at 4:15 PM
Working on my posture, so my neck doesn’t hurt after smashing my head on my desk all day
For my anniversary I got two chicks at the same time. But they left pretty much as soon as they were done hooking up the sticky pads to my chest
April 21, 2026 at 11:31 AM
For my anniversary I got two chicks at the same time. But they left pretty much as soon as they were done hooking up the sticky pads to my chest
If things keep going at this rate I’m going to do a swear
April 20, 2026 at 9:49 PM
If things keep going at this rate I’m going to do a swear
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i just sent the title of the new pod to someone who believes there is an anti-Taft cabal headed by jelly roll 🫡
March 25, 2026 at 6:04 PM
i just sent the title of the new pod to someone who believes there is an anti-Taft cabal headed by jelly roll 🫡
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I live in NC. The most delicious part of ALL of this, is that Phil Berger redrew his own gerrymandered congressional map, and then lost it. 💀
#karma
#karma
March 25, 2026 at 4:21 PM
I live in NC. The most delicious part of ALL of this, is that Phil Berger redrew his own gerrymandered congressional map, and then lost it. 💀
#karma
#karma
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This might be the greatest split-screen ever broadcast.
They’ll play this in museums in future.
(🎥 LCI 🇫🇷)
They’ll play this in museums in future.
(🎥 LCI 🇫🇷)
March 12, 2026 at 3:11 PM
This might be the greatest split-screen ever broadcast.
They’ll play this in museums in future.
(🎥 LCI 🇫🇷)
They’ll play this in museums in future.
(🎥 LCI 🇫🇷)
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American tax dollars subsidize defense contractors' yachts. War is their product. Our tax dollars buy it.
Republicans funnel our money to the War Hawks & bypass EVERY tax funded program that would use our hard earned money on the American people.
WAKE UP, VOTERS.
War is profit - not security.
Republicans funnel our money to the War Hawks & bypass EVERY tax funded program that would use our hard earned money on the American people.
WAKE UP, VOTERS.
War is profit - not security.
March 10, 2026 at 6:25 PM
American tax dollars subsidize defense contractors' yachts. War is their product. Our tax dollars buy it.
Republicans funnel our money to the War Hawks & bypass EVERY tax funded program that would use our hard earned money on the American people.
WAKE UP, VOTERS.
War is profit - not security.
Republicans funnel our money to the War Hawks & bypass EVERY tax funded program that would use our hard earned money on the American people.
WAKE UP, VOTERS.
War is profit - not security.
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Nobody is worse at handling money than someone who has been rich their whole life. As someone who has lived poor his whole life, I can assure you we’re better at budget management than any rich person
Husted: "People living in poverty are just not very, um, experienced at navigating the real world, right? I remember talking to one young lady who said, 'Well, I don't really know how money works at a grocery store,' bc she grew up & has lived all of her adult life using SNAP cards to buy groceries"
March 10, 2026 at 8:45 PM
Nobody is worse at handling money than someone who has been rich their whole life. As someone who has lived poor his whole life, I can assure you we’re better at budget management than any rich person
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Epstein files
March 9, 2026 at 6:19 PM
Epstein files
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1. Let Penix throw deep outside the numbers
2. Ask Tua to throw shallow/intermediate middle of field
3. Profit
2. Ask Tua to throw shallow/intermediate middle of field
3. Profit
The Falcons are expected to make a strong push for former Dolphins QB Tua Tagovailoa, per The Insiders, in a deal that could come together today.
There has been mutual interest, and with Atlanta potentially needing a veteran with starting experience, Tua is likely to be it.
There has been mutual interest, and with Atlanta potentially needing a veteran with starting experience, Tua is likely to be it.
March 9, 2026 at 3:41 PM
1. Let Penix throw deep outside the numbers
2. Ask Tua to throw shallow/intermediate middle of field
3. Profit
2. Ask Tua to throw shallow/intermediate middle of field
3. Profit