Roach_b_me
@roach-b-me.mostlyharmless.net
Mostly Harmless. I used to write code to pay for Porsche parts. Previously at Basho and Oracle Cloud. Uncertain what to do next, currently funemployed. I do scalable and distributed systems.
Track rat and Instructor #F1 #IMSA #WEC
https://brianroach.info
Track rat and Instructor #F1 #IMSA #WEC
https://brianroach.info
Sooooo, yeah, this is what it looks like when it's 90+ F and I'm not going to wear full makeup because it's just going to melt off anyway 😂 Oh to be young again. That said, not so bad for an elder goth.
June 29, 2026 at 9:07 AM
Sooooo, yeah, this is what it looks like when it's 90+ F and I'm not going to wear full makeup because it's just going to melt off anyway 😂 Oh to be young again. That said, not so bad for an elder goth.
Not going to lie, I was about 5 minutes away from going out and finding a giant orange cat to adopt. And then I met this amazing woman.
May 29, 2026 at 3:47 AM
Not going to lie, I was about 5 minutes away from going out and finding a giant orange cat to adopt. And then I met this amazing woman.
Seraphina and I went to a lovely little French restaurant (La Foret in Denver on Broadway) yesterday for brunch. Food was amazing; crab benedict topped with caviar 👀 Going to have to go back for dinner at some point in the near future! #Denver
May 11, 2026 at 10:52 PM
Seraphina and I went to a lovely little French restaurant (La Foret in Denver on Broadway) yesterday for brunch. Food was amazing; crab benedict topped with caviar 👀 Going to have to go back for dinner at some point in the near future! #Denver
April 17, 2026 at 8:12 AM
Verdict: OMG the woman can cook! 🥰
April 16, 2026 at 10:31 AM
Verdict: OMG the woman can cook! 🥰
SHINY! And registration renewed.
I haven't driven this thing for a minute, I forgot how blindingly fast it is when the turbos spool up 🤣
I haven't driven this thing for a minute, I forgot how blindingly fast it is when the turbos spool up 🤣
April 13, 2026 at 8:59 PM
SHINY! And registration renewed.
I haven't driven this thing for a minute, I forgot how blindingly fast it is when the turbos spool up 🤣
I haven't driven this thing for a minute, I forgot how blindingly fast it is when the turbos spool up 🤣
Another great evening with the stunning Seraphina.
April 10, 2026 at 2:33 PM
Another great evening with the stunning Seraphina.
Had a wonderful night with Seraphina. 😊
April 6, 2026 at 8:04 AM
Had a wonderful night with Seraphina. 😊
Hey @lousywords.com ... I hate to do this to you (Or do I?) but ... I went shopping today. 😁
April 5, 2026 at 12:29 AM
Hey @lousywords.com ... I hate to do this to you (Or do I?) but ... I went shopping today. 😁
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Don't hate me but ... the shirt under the jacket is pretty badass as well ... 😁
Don't hate me but ... the shirt under the jacket is pretty badass as well ... 😁
April 4, 2026 at 3:01 AM
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Don't hate me but ... the shirt under the jacket is pretty badass as well ... 😁
Don't hate me but ... the shirt under the jacket is pretty badass as well ... 😁
Cut off all my hair. Very weird having it short for the first time in ages. Showers are ... much faster 😂 Went to see @garynumanofficial.bsky.social last night at ReelWorks here in Denver. Had an absolute blast. Wound up at The Crypt afterward. #ElderGoth #Denver
April 4, 2026 at 2:37 AM
Cut off all my hair. Very weird having it short for the first time in ages. Showers are ... much faster 😂 Went to see @garynumanofficial.bsky.social last night at ReelWorks here in Denver. Had an absolute blast. Wound up at The Crypt afterward. #ElderGoth #Denver
If you haven't caught the AP News Report out of VA about the drunken raccoon, you should go read that. Also, here's some new advertising out today from the VA ABC (not joking) 🤣 #DrunkenRaccoon #VAABC
December 4, 2025 at 10:58 PM
If you haven't caught the AP News Report out of VA about the drunken raccoon, you should go read that. Also, here's some new advertising out today from the VA ABC (not joking) 🤣 #DrunkenRaccoon #VAABC
We went to see @mikemasse.com tonight. If you've never seen his Viral video of him performing 'Africa' you prob don't know who he is. Great covers of various songs from the 70s / 80s, basically a dinner theater thing that I took my GF parents to and everyone had a great time!
December 1, 2025 at 7:33 AM
We went to see @mikemasse.com tonight. If you've never seen his Viral video of him performing 'Africa' you prob don't know who he is. Great covers of various songs from the 70s / 80s, basically a dinner theater thing that I took my GF parents to and everyone had a great time!
If the pickup truck with two american flags in the bed wasn't enough of a clue, the internet has been doing its thing. 100% MAGA. Shocker.
September 29, 2025 at 3:51 AM
If the pickup truck with two american flags in the bed wasn't enough of a clue, the internet has been doing its thing. 100% MAGA. Shocker.
Collard Greens with ham hock. There's a whole southern thing happening as I'm also going to make deep fried catfish and hush puppies. 🍽
September 28, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Collard Greens with ham hock. There's a whole southern thing happening as I'm also going to make deep fried catfish and hush puppies. 🍽
On one hand I hate myself for doing this but on the other hand I'm not broke and you can't take it with you 😂 #MyChemicalRomance #TheBlackParade
September 26, 2025 at 6:26 PM
On one hand I hate myself for doing this but on the other hand I'm not broke and you can't take it with you 😂 #MyChemicalRomance #TheBlackParade
Apparently @matthewjdowd.bsky.social was fired tonight for having the audacity to even come close to speaking the truth about Nazi POS Charlie Kirk. He then later apologized. Sir, you have nothing to apologize for.
September 11, 2025 at 5:11 AM
Apparently @matthewjdowd.bsky.social was fired tonight for having the audacity to even come close to speaking the truth about Nazi POS Charlie Kirk. He then later apologized. Sir, you have nothing to apologize for.
He just, you know, didn't mean *his* death.
September 10, 2025 at 10:59 PM
He just, you know, didn't mean *his* death.
My giant doberman Bruno would do this. He used the very front teeth of his giant face to eat corn on the cob
September 7, 2025 at 1:08 AM
My giant doberman Bruno would do this. He used the very front teeth of his giant face to eat corn on the cob
We go to a lot of shows. It's kinda our thing. Just got tickets for ...
September 6, 2025 at 1:53 AM
We go to a lot of shows. It's kinda our thing. Just got tickets for ...