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roadkilljackdaw.bsky.social
@roadkilljackdaw.bsky.social
Clean the seas, plant more trees, save the bees and punch nazis
No swerfs no terfs no tories

Writer, Nurse, LARPer. I play too much DnD. 🌈✨♾️

Cute enough to stop your heart, smart enough to restart it
✨💖 What if we were two cats sleeping on top of eachother? 👉👈✨
May 30, 2025 at 4:34 PM
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Every year baby deer spend the day in our yard while their moms are out galavanting, and I love them
May 29, 2025 at 9:26 PM
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May 29, 2025 at 6:39 PM
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Hot girl summer
May 30, 2025 at 2:26 PM
May 30, 2025 at 4:28 PM
January 18, 2025 at 2:32 PM
✨ I take my passenger princess duties Very Seriously✨ (stands in the middle of the road directing traffic whilst my lift changes their blown front tyre) (it was -10°c) (and pitch dark) (it took 30+ mins)
January 10, 2025 at 8:39 AM
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January 8, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Went to see Nosferatu and dressed up as a bat 🦇 #nosferatu #goth #vampire
January 8, 2025 at 3:52 PM
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My retirement plan is to become a bug and then find a rug in which to get snug
January 8, 2025 at 1:30 PM
More of my friends are moving to 🦋💙 so now I have to decide if I need to stop being horny on main or just let them deal with it #sorry
January 8, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Working in private healthcare is sucking at my soul but I literally can't afford to go back to NHS work (cries)
January 8, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Hahaha imagine being 28 getting ID'd in wetherspoons hahaha (cries)
December 4, 2024 at 9:06 PM
November 28, 2024 at 4:04 PM
What I wouldn't give for these
November 27, 2024 at 11:34 PM
I'm sad today so I'm making fantasy creature mood boards #selkie #seawitch
November 27, 2024 at 1:41 PM
And then there's the people who are both and when they try to mash the two together end up screaming into a pillow for twenty minutes
November 26, 2024 at 10:14 PM
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I think more women in fiction should be angry and mean and most important Rude
November 26, 2024 at 5:44 PM
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At the end of the day, don’t we all just want a bookshelf with a rolling ladder?
November 26, 2024 at 5:52 PM
But @northernrail.bsky.social has our money, so they don't need to pretend to care about providing a service once the doors are closed 2/2
November 26, 2024 at 4:38 PM
Gosh imagine if @northernrail.bsky.social actually put enough carriages on to accommodate passengers. I count 25 people standing in this carriage, with every seat full. 1/2
November 26, 2024 at 4:37 PM
My parents left a bottle of cherry mead on my coffee table before going home, and did not explicitly forbid me from drinking it
Place your bets whether it'll survive til I visit them for Christmas
November 26, 2024 at 4:30 PM
I legit just got the ick from an otherwise very attractive person BC they didn't know what The Princess Bride was
November 26, 2024 at 3:41 PM
Good news: I got out of work early to meet my parents
Bad news: my parents are still driving here
Worse news: they have my house keys
November 25, 2024 at 7:53 PM
For anyone who ever followed me for cute shit and instead got me being horny posting on main, I'm sorry (not really)
November 25, 2024 at 6:49 PM