Colin From Accounts…….who knew. 15 minutes in and you realise you’ve come across a banger.
September 12, 2026 at 7:37 PM
Colin From Accounts…….who knew. 15 minutes in and you realise you’ve come across a banger.
Nadine is pissed again asking us to disbelieve the evidence of our eyes and ears.
September 4, 2026 at 6:20 PM
Nadine is pissed again asking us to disbelieve the evidence of our eyes and ears.
Substitute “amazed” for incredulous, disbelieving, jealous, dumbfounded and you’ll sort of be there. Then insert the phrase “how the fuck did you manage that “.
@robintheship.bsky.social was amazed at my NHS test results yesterday especially my liver
I’m normal on everything except bmi ( fat bastard)
Superior genes mate
I’m normal on everything except bmi ( fat bastard)
Superior genes mate
August 29, 2026 at 9:27 PM
Substitute “amazed” for incredulous, disbelieving, jealous, dumbfounded and you’ll sort of be there. Then insert the phrase “how the fuck did you manage that “.
When did flavoursome drop out of the English language to be replaced by flavourful?……..urghhh.
August 22, 2026 at 9:58 PM
When did flavoursome drop out of the English language to be replaced by flavourful?……..urghhh.
I can still taste my pie dinner from last night……it was bloody magnificent.
August 22, 2026 at 10:03 AM
I can still taste my pie dinner from last night……it was bloody magnificent.
This information broadcast is from Gerry, the prolific meat eater. Other butchers are available.
Only got two proper butchers in Wallasey these days
Went to Owen and Sons earlier for £10 of chipolata sausages
I’m having some for me tea tonight then the rest is for the lads working on the house tomorrow
Beresford’s butchers is also fuckin superb that’swere I get me bacon from
Went to Owen and Sons earlier for £10 of chipolata sausages
I’m having some for me tea tonight then the rest is for the lads working on the house tomorrow
Beresford’s butchers is also fuckin superb that’swere I get me bacon from
August 11, 2026 at 7:13 PM
This information broadcast is from Gerry, the prolific meat eater. Other butchers are available.
When riding your mobility scooter home from its first trip to Liverpool, be sure to fully disengage the handbrake so you don’t think it’s fucked.
July 29, 2026 at 8:20 PM
When riding your mobility scooter home from its first trip to Liverpool, be sure to fully disengage the handbrake so you don’t think it’s fucked.
Holy kerplunk……..I made it to Liverpool on my mobility scooter for the first time. So people couldn’t get on the train. Not my fault.
July 29, 2026 at 2:23 PM
Holy kerplunk……..I made it to Liverpool on my mobility scooter for the first time. So people couldn’t get on the train. Not my fault.
Thought I’d bought a small pack of about 10 ffs.
July 23, 2026 at 8:02 PM
Thought I’d bought a small pack of about 10 ffs.
Oh no………what have you done Ted.
July 19, 2026 at 8:08 PM
Oh no………what have you done Ted.
Miming twats.
July 19, 2026 at 8:07 PM
Miming twats.
This nauseating shite.
July 19, 2026 at 6:52 PM
This nauseating shite.
National Anthem and they aren’t even playing…….the dickheads.
July 19, 2026 at 6:48 PM
National Anthem and they aren’t even playing…….the dickheads.
Scaffolding going up on the house at the back of us. Must have heard the word “lad” 6000 times.
July 17, 2026 at 5:22 PM
Scaffolding going up on the house at the back of us. Must have heard the word “lad” 6000 times.
Tax, death and a loss in the semis…….only sure things in life.
July 15, 2026 at 9:00 PM
Tax, death and a loss in the semis…….only sure things in life.
Am I missing something, was Digne meant to have eyes in the back of his head.
July 14, 2026 at 7:24 PM
Am I missing something, was Digne meant to have eyes in the back of his head.
If TOTP is anything to go by…….2000 is a terrible year.
July 3, 2026 at 6:53 PM
If TOTP is anything to go by…….2000 is a terrible year.
Why is Madison Square Garden round……..stupid Americans.
July 2, 2026 at 6:09 PM
Why is Madison Square Garden round……..stupid Americans.
And this is why I don’t watch England.
June 23, 2026 at 9:42 PM
And this is why I don’t watch England.
If you worked in the media and your boss said “Go and find me a Brexit supporter to interview” then you know you’re going to have to talk to a whopper that day.
June 23, 2026 at 6:43 PM
If you worked in the media and your boss said “Go and find me a Brexit supporter to interview” then you know you’re going to have to talk to a whopper that day.
Flip Flops…….never again you evil flappy bastards.
June 21, 2026 at 8:02 PM
Flip Flops…….never again you evil flappy bastards.
No riots over those child murdering cunts I see.
June 15, 2026 at 5:41 PM
No riots over those child murdering cunts I see.
Bunch of foxes playing in the garden. They’re not arsed at all.
June 10, 2026 at 6:24 PM
Bunch of foxes playing in the garden. They’re not arsed at all.
Just had Italian Salami, Olives, Feta cheese and cracked pepper biscuits for tea……je suis Mediterranean.
May 30, 2026 at 8:06 PM
Just had Italian Salami, Olives, Feta cheese and cracked pepper biscuits for tea……je suis Mediterranean.