Merlot Brougham
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Chief Jncologist - DeVry Institute of Technology - Columbus Campus, Sword Owner, Muscular Class.
So many stairs.
So many stairs.
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men who sacrifice liberty for bibberty deserve neither
October 5, 2026 at 3:33 PM
men who sacrifice liberty for bibberty deserve neither
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Dump em out Amy
October 4, 2026 at 1:08 AM
Dump em out Amy
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Cornell Vows That Rapists Will Be Forced To Write Much Longer Essays In The Future
Cornell Vows That Rapists Will Be Forced To Write Much Longer Essays In The Future
ITHACA, NY—Acknowledging serious missteps in their handling of a 2024 campus sexual assault case, administrators at Cornell University vowed Tuesday that, going forward, rapists would be forced to wri...
theonion.com
October 3, 2026 at 4:00 PM
Cornell Vows That Rapists Will Be Forced To Write Much Longer Essays In The Future
I know it's probably easier to make a bad movie than a good one, just like anything else,
But man, The Uprising is just sad.
But man, The Uprising is just sad.
October 3, 2026 at 10:16 PM
I know it's probably easier to make a bad movie than a good one, just like anything else,
But man, The Uprising is just sad.
But man, The Uprising is just sad.
hav-musuvs.bandcamp.com/album/archiv...
Gonna throw a rec on this. Heavy/Psych instrumental I saw live recently and god damn. I don't know how I've not seen them live.
The live set added in a few Black Sabbath covers, which tracked. Drums outrageous. Lead insane.
Gonna throw a rec on this. Heavy/Psych instrumental I saw live recently and god damn. I don't know how I've not seen them live.
The live set added in a few Black Sabbath covers, which tracked. Drums outrageous. Lead insane.
Archives of The Impossible, by Hav-Musuvs
6 track album
hav-musuvs.bandcamp.com
October 3, 2026 at 3:50 AM
hav-musuvs.bandcamp.com/album/archiv...
Gonna throw a rec on this. Heavy/Psych instrumental I saw live recently and god damn. I don't know how I've not seen them live.
The live set added in a few Black Sabbath covers, which tracked. Drums outrageous. Lead insane.
Gonna throw a rec on this. Heavy/Psych instrumental I saw live recently and god damn. I don't know how I've not seen them live.
The live set added in a few Black Sabbath covers, which tracked. Drums outrageous. Lead insane.
I would kill and eat the Liberty Biberty. No question.
October 2, 2026 at 2:03 AM
I would kill and eat the Liberty Biberty. No question.
Ohiomaxxing my beer selection today
October 1, 2026 at 10:22 PM
Ohiomaxxing my beer selection today
I've been getting fed a lot of "Bad Cop" videos on IG lately and these weiners act EXACTLY like cops when they get something wrong.
Never ever admit mistakes and then always turn the conversation back to attacking the target.
Never ever admit mistakes and then always turn the conversation back to attacking the target.
September 30, 2026 at 2:34 PM
I've been getting fed a lot of "Bad Cop" videos on IG lately and these weiners act EXACTLY like cops when they get something wrong.
Never ever admit mistakes and then always turn the conversation back to attacking the target.
Never ever admit mistakes and then always turn the conversation back to attacking the target.
If this was my local Kroger, you would've hit 128 Mums, a complete outdoor furniture set, a low cooler full of a premade salads, 655 bags of Doritos, 54 shopping carts, and porch swing before you even made it this far.
A man so desperate to use the bathroom at a Kroger supermarket in Texas intentionally crashed his 2006 Chevrolet HHR through the building’s front doors because the store was closed, the authorities said.
A Driver Desperate to Use the Bathroom Plows Into a Kroger in Texas, the Police Say
The driver, James Mansell Lancaster Jr., was upset to find the supermarket in Rosenberg, Texas, closed early Sunday morning, the police said.
nyti.ms
September 30, 2026 at 2:53 AM
If this was my local Kroger, you would've hit 128 Mums, a complete outdoor furniture set, a low cooler full of a premade salads, 655 bags of Doritos, 54 shopping carts, and porch swing before you even made it this far.
I made a Pomodoro sauce for the first time today and then realized I had no pasta in the pantry, so I used pinto beans instead and I'm not gonna say it, but...
I am eating for macros lately and that was just as good and considerably better on that specific front.
I am eating for macros lately and that was just as good and considerably better on that specific front.
September 30, 2026 at 2:25 AM
I made a Pomodoro sauce for the first time today and then realized I had no pasta in the pantry, so I used pinto beans instead and I'm not gonna say it, but...
I am eating for macros lately and that was just as good and considerably better on that specific front.
I am eating for macros lately and that was just as good and considerably better on that specific front.
I'm the only one around here who gives a shit about the rules.
September 30, 2026 at 2:09 AM
I'm the only one around here who gives a shit about the rules.
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Bringing an iced coffee to my interview for a new bartender at this bar in Greenfield Massachusetts. Wish me luck!
September 26, 2026 at 3:38 AM
Bringing an iced coffee to my interview for a new bartender at this bar in Greenfield Massachusetts. Wish me luck!
I fuckin love when DS9 shows those still shots of Cardassia like I bet those mfs have capital monuments with drones and snipers in them.
As a matter of fact it makes a lot of sense to just imagine Trump as a Cardassian.
As a matter of fact it makes a lot of sense to just imagine Trump as a Cardassian.
September 24, 2026 at 2:53 AM
I fuckin love when DS9 shows those still shots of Cardassia like I bet those mfs have capital monuments with drones and snipers in them.
As a matter of fact it makes a lot of sense to just imagine Trump as a Cardassian.
As a matter of fact it makes a lot of sense to just imagine Trump as a Cardassian.
I went to debase myself by watching the new season of The Ark only to realize I hadn't watched the previous season of The Ark.
Terrible times we live in here.
Terrible times we live in here.
September 24, 2026 at 2:44 AM
I went to debase myself by watching the new season of The Ark only to realize I hadn't watched the previous season of The Ark.
Terrible times we live in here.
Terrible times we live in here.
Mullet Reviews is getting awfully close to my domain and he's likely to stumble on our local - absolutely dogshit - Chinese Buffet.
September 23, 2026 at 1:29 AM
Mullet Reviews is getting awfully close to my domain and he's likely to stumble on our local - absolutely dogshit - Chinese Buffet.
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Coyote vs Acme is a gem.
I daresay maybe I am tickled by this movie.
I daresay maybe I am tickled by this movie.
September 21, 2026 at 12:41 AM
Coyote vs Acme is a gem.
I daresay maybe I am tickled by this movie.
I daresay maybe I am tickled by this movie.
I know it's the beer talking, and I'm not a Music Guy but I really feel like if modern 15-17 year olds got ahold of Three Six Mafia, some shit might got down.
September 20, 2026 at 3:24 AM
I know it's the beer talking, and I'm not a Music Guy but I really feel like if modern 15-17 year olds got ahold of Three Six Mafia, some shit might got down.
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13/12 headline. No notes
FBI Warns ICE Agents Not to Trust Any Woman Willing to Date Them
FBI Warns ICE Agents Not to Trust Any Woman Willing to Date Them
ICE officers on dating apps should be wary of tradwives, an FBI memo suggested, as well as any woman whose profile would "appeal" to them.
gizmodo.com
September 19, 2026 at 12:19 AM
13/12 headline. No notes
ND just got an unsportsmanlike conduct - excessive celebration penalty that was 100% indistinguishable from the Key and Peele sketch with the hip thrust penalty.
September 20, 2026 at 12:50 AM
ND just got an unsportsmanlike conduct - excessive celebration penalty that was 100% indistinguishable from the Key and Peele sketch with the hip thrust penalty.
Seeing $7.17 diesel in Chicago suburbs is wild. This shit is gonna pop off.
September 18, 2026 at 6:31 PM
Seeing $7.17 diesel in Chicago suburbs is wild. This shit is gonna pop off.