Rob
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Eejit
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Fine, I condemn Bong Bong the Clown. I find his japes perfunctory. His balloon animals strike me as vulgar. The bursts of laughter he evokes from children ring hollow to my ears. Now can we please get this city council meeting back on track
August 27, 2026 at 5:24 PM
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Can you fly, Bobby?
August 17, 2026 at 9:30 AM
Fiancee just gone on her hen weekend and I ordered so much Chinese food for myself that they gave me free prawn crackers
August 7, 2026 at 4:41 PM
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July 29, 2026 at 6:44 PM
"Please, Mr. Boombastic was my father. Call me Stephen."
July 26, 2026 at 12:49 PM
One positive today for Andrew and Tristan Tate was that they didn't have to sit through that World Cup final
July 19, 2026 at 10:26 PM
"Massive respect from a lamppost fan"

-Judi Dench
June 18, 2026 at 12:27 PM
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Israel’s National Security Minister Ben Gvir received a birthday cake decorated with a giant gold noose from his wife.

The Hebrew text reads in part “sometimes dreams come true”—referring to Ben Gvir’s now-achieved dream of legalizing the death penalty for Palestinian prisoners in Israel.
May 3, 2026 at 2:45 PM
Why the fuck does Melania Trump need a senior advisor?

"Ok, Melania. Just keep squinting, baby. You're doing great. Just keeeeep squinting."
Melania Trump senior adviser Marc Beckman: "It's done. It's over. Jimmy Kimmel should be terminated from ABC."
April 28, 2026 at 8:35 PM
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I said it before and I'll say it again:

Giving a pack of Epstein associates a comprehensive list of all children in the country with home address and school listed, sortable by various traits that indicate vulnerability to exploitation, is the literal diametric opposite of keeping kids safe.
And the big cultural push around “big tech reform” is the idea that we’re protecting children from the harms of big tech, when we’re actually giving big tech the very power they seek to destroy the world for all children. And that is no longer hyperbolic when Palantir is announcing it via manifesto
April 20, 2026 at 12:17 AM
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Chappell Roan meeting her young fans, by Gustav Vigeland, early 20th century
March 25, 2026 at 5:45 PM
They fucked Russia out for invading Ukraine; they should fuck the US out too. Let them cancel it; we can play it next year in a country not completely full of cunts
Maybe it should matter that the President of the United States threatened the lives of the Iranian soccer team, who can say
Trump: "The Iran National Soccer Team is welcome to The World Cup, but I really don’t believe it is appropriate that they be there, for their own life and safety. Thank you for your attention to this matter! President DONALD J. TRUMP"
March 12, 2026 at 5:14 PM
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He honored Kobe's legacy by not stopping when a—[Vaudeville hook yanks me off stage]
March 11, 2026 at 3:52 PM
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Never forget who you’re fighting for.
February 28, 2026 at 12:04 PM
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Nuremberg trials for ICE is the moderate position
January 24, 2026 at 4:01 PM
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ICE is now responsible for 66% of the homicides in Minneapolis this year.
January 24, 2026 at 4:51 PM
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This is a thread of major media outlets falsely anthropomorphising the "Grok" chatbot program and in doing so, actively and directly removing responsibility and accountability from individual people working at X who created a child pornography generator (Elon Musk, Nikita Bier etc)

#1: Reuters
January 2, 2026 at 8:02 PM
Justin Herbert should have his offensive line assassinated. They're obviously trying to kill him. #chargers
December 27, 2025 at 11:28 PM
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November 15, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Oh Sweet Jesus
cnn.com CNN @cnn.com · Oct 25
“I am not done,” the former vice president said. “I have lived my entire career as a life of service and it’s in my bones,” she added.
https://cnn.it/4hs4aNi
October 25, 2025 at 1:56 PM
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Last week Jesse Watters spoke to man named Eric who claimed he was formerly a member of antifa. Two years ago Watters interviewed Ramon "Mundo" Mendoza, a former Mexican Mafia member. Some folks thought the men looked similar. This is a side by side comparison. 🤷‍♀️
October 6, 2025 at 7:45 AM
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A friend of mine was on Charlie Kirk's "watch list" of Black professors. She received so many death and rape threats that her university offered her a security detail for the walk to class.

This is Kirk's legacy.

You would never know it from reading all of these legacy newspaper op-eds about him.
September 12, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Their fake ear-shot of Trump didn't get the traction they expected so they had to ramp it up.
The Right chose Kirk as a false flag sacrifice so they can start imprisoning their political rivals
The calls for a crackdown on democratic political opposition have already begun.
September 10, 2025 at 9:56 PM
The Right chose Kirk as a false flag sacrifice so they can start imprisoning their political rivals
The calls for a crackdown on democratic political opposition have already begun.
September 10, 2025 at 9:27 PM
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One of the less known aspects about the Easter Rising is that Indian students at UCD also took part & were then deported by the British authorities for it. Among those students was V.V. Giri who became president of India and said “when I am not an Indian, I am an Irishman”
August 9, 2025 at 3:38 PM