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Songs and stories at https://open.substack.com/pub/ohhisteve?r=3b8a3e&utm_medium=ios
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Hopeful tune?

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Our Festering Sore
An on-camera napper/A human-rights zapper/A Constitution crapper/A tiresome yapper
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October 5, 2026 at 2:31 PM
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But if it’s WORSE than the pandemic, why are these gals smiling? 🎵

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Appalachian Earworm!
It was a Hillbilly secret/Until someone released it/Now it’s a threat/And they have to police it
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October 5, 2026 at 12:11 PM
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They are postponing the inevitable! 🎵

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Still Feeling Groovy!
They always look forward/‘Cause all systems are go/To postpone the finale/Of their one-act show
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October 3, 2026 at 6:44 PM
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Dickie and the boys are back with another classic “live” performance! 🎵

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Aging In Place by Dickie Swizzle & His Sticks — Live at Fenway Park (allegedly)
I recognize your voice/But I can’t place the face/Please let me be/While I’m aging in place
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October 1, 2026 at 1:26 PM
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i've never seen a human head shaped like this before
September 30, 2026 at 8:17 PM
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A true and very sad tale, possibly sung by an idiot. 🎵

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Eulogy For An Unsuccessful Dancer (My Baby Had Coma Toes)
She auditioned for “Swan Lake” but the Bolshoi said “no way.”
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September 30, 2026 at 12:08 PM
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I-5 in Seattle
September 29, 2026 at 1:44 AM
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A rockin’ reinterpretation of the classic tune! 🎵
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The Runaway Earworm Bourbon Street Boogie
They want it stopped/They labeled the risk systemic/The say the danger’s existential/That it’s worse than the pandemic
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September 29, 2026 at 12:12 PM
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A dark tune for dark times!

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Clueless & Careless
Things were tense down at the factory/What with the robots and A.I.
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September 29, 2026 at 11:25 AM
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Not a tune you’ll want to dance to! 🎵

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As We Fade To Black
Please hold on tight as we fade to black/I’ll hold on tight as we fade to black
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September 26, 2026 at 1:23 PM
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This song will help bring you down even further! 🎵

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When Chaos, Hate, and Greed Abide
All that gold can’t hide the rot inside.
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September 25, 2026 at 12:27 PM
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Inspirational tune! 🎵

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The Cure For An Infection That Lingers (Blue Wave Anthem)
Pray, hope, work, and vote!
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September 23, 2026 at 11:57 AM
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One of his final performances!

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Dickie Swizzle & His Sticks Live In Philadelphia
This is allegedly a recording from what would be the bankrupt genius inventor-slash-blues legend’s final tour. Shortly after the tour ended, he perished in Aruba when his jet-ski exploded.
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September 22, 2026 at 12:08 PM
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Dickie does it live! 🎵

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Dickie Swizzle’s Blues (Allegedly recorded live)
His name’s been on your tongue and his stick’s been in your drinks
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September 21, 2026 at 11:59 AM
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They’re doin’ it live! 🎵

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Gone, Baby, Gone (Live At Red Rocks) (Allegedly)
Lost my phone, but found my calling/Lost my balance/I’m still falling
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September 20, 2026 at 5:54 PM
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She’s finally getting this person out of her system.

Or is she?

🎵

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Gone, Baby, Gone
Lost my way, then I found the Lord/I lost interest, I got bored
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September 20, 2026 at 12:06 PM
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A sweet and optimistic song! 🎵 🎵 🎵

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Gold-Plated Funeral
We don’t need no ballroom/We don’t need no arch/Someday they’ll be/A gold-plated funeral to watch
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September 19, 2026 at 11:53 AM
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The questions keep coming. Almost no answers follow.
September 18, 2026 at 1:06 PM
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Who knew? 🎵

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Dickie Swizzle Has Regrets
If only I’d been greedier/If I’d hired a patent attorney/I wouldn’t be sitting in this empty bar/At the end of my sad journey
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September 18, 2026 at 1:07 PM
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I found out that the sea drone the Houthis used is called the Blowfish. Come on. Houthis and the Blowfish
June 27, 2026 at 5:46 PM
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It’s stupid, but also very sweet! Enjoy!!

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A Stupid Song About Happy Fish
Trout, catfish, and dolphins/Sturgeon, perch, and crappies/Never have to hold it in/That’s why they’re always happy
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September 17, 2026 at 12:48 PM
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The gals perform their breakthrough hit in New Jersey! (Allegedly)

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God Created Earwax (Live at Met Life Stadium) (Allegedly)
God created flatulence/God created phlegm/We would not be human/If not for Him or them
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September 16, 2026 at 1:19 PM
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He’s so proud of Himself! 🎵

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God Created Earwax
God created you, God created me/God created our engagement ring and your Dad’s prosthetic knee
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September 16, 2026 at 11:11 AM
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NEW: VoteHub as changed the Texas Senate race between Talarico and Paxton from TOSSUP to TILT D
September 14, 2026 at 4:36 PM
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Uh oh. 🎵

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Thunder In The Mountains, Fire In The Sky
You haven’t said you loved me yet, so the world can’t end tonight
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September 14, 2026 at 11:50 AM