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Andrew Foster
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Grumpy Yorkshireman & Huddersfield Town fan exiled in Northern Ireland. Enjoy puddings, violent sports, hiking in the hills & running the odd marathon. Dad to 3 teenage lads and husband to a long suffering wife!
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Hey folks. In total honesty my tour is NOT selling well. I’ve sold 30 tickets in a 400 seater in Birmingham, and not much more elsewhere. If you like musical comedy, if you like standup, then please come see my show! And spread the word! The Rachel Parris Songbook tour starts in Nov! Link in bio! 🎶
October 7, 2026 at 4:40 PM
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Here’s the dates!
October 7, 2026 at 4:54 PM
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This disingenuous commentary doesn’t help anyone.

Frauds start unravelling pretty quickly. That you apparently cannot afford to put your oven or treat yourself is quickly undermined by the question “so why are you spending £50 per week on petrol?”

Then, it turns out, she has an agent and /1
Elaine in this article "can't remember the last time she used her oven" but also spends £200 a month on petrol (so driving probably ~50 miles a day?)

(she's also a professional old person; she was on Good Morning Britain last year, and then also at the Nov budget, and the year before lmao)
'I can't afford to turn the oven on': 7.4m households struggling to buy essentials
As Andy Burnham promises “breathing space” for households, millions are unable to buy items such as clothing, heating and food.
www.bbc.co.uk
July 22, 2026 at 5:02 PM
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A-f*cking-men.
April 8, 2026 at 4:03 PM
Maybe it's just me, but it feels a bit mad that in 2025 a President (ANY President) should have the power to issue sweeping pardons to convicted criminals. Maybe maintain a kind of ceremonial power to right major historical miscarriages of justice, but even still...
January 21, 2025 at 9:10 AM
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If you're new to Bluesky and want to follow all the Huddersfield Town related accounts, here are all the ones we've found so far.

Will update as more come through!

#htafc

go.bsky.app/EM4Pt2A
November 20, 2024 at 5:29 PM
I completely concur - only with #htafc 😢
50% of me is missing Premier League football.

50% of me is just happy that Palace can’t ruin my weekend.

The eternal struggle.
November 16, 2024 at 12:09 PM
Me enjoying weekends during the international break
a bald man wearing a plaid shirt and a black vest
ALT: a bald man wearing a plaid shirt and a black vest
media.tenor.com
November 16, 2024 at 9:21 AM
You have to say that’s magnificent
Argentina’s new shirt celebrating 50 years of collaboration with Adidas is a thing of simple beauty.
November 15, 2024 at 9:00 PM
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Sceptic is misapplied as suffix on vaccine-, climate- euro- etc. Scepticism is healthy practice of withholding confidence pending evidence. If you recoil from evidence and demand your own alternative pretend evidence it's denial.
November 15, 2024 at 10:44 AM
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Don't worry about the "Invalid handle" error messages, everyone! Nothing is wrong with your account—that just means some servers went down, and as soon as they're back up that will resolve automatically.
November 14, 2024 at 3:51 PM
Hello @bsky.app! I don’t have anything much to say tbh, but here’s a couple of pictures of my dog, Reggie
November 14, 2024 at 1:11 PM