Mitchell Swingle
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Mitchell Swingle
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Enjoyer of all things video games, movies, wrasslin and most importantly MUSIC.
I am an Xbox.
#KFBF
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Games I have beaten in 2026:
three south park characters are playing video games
ALT: three south park characters are playing video games
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My head hurts. My heart hurts. Life is so fucking fragile.
AEW has announced that PAC has passed away
September 28, 2026 at 1:53 AM
That trios championship match might be my match of the year. Damn. Gotta rewatch it tomorrow.
September 27, 2026 at 2:39 AM
LOL You can't make this shit up man.
September 24, 2026 at 12:00 AM
I must be missing something here because how is this objectionable at any time? We've been asking for changes to the achievement system for so fucking long. I've personally have wanted a version of the Platinum trophy since Playstation debuted it. Here's 13 pages worth of comments to comb through.
September 23, 2026 at 11:53 PM
Halloween movies begin NOW.

Name that movie.
September 23, 2026 at 12:11 AM
It is officially Autumn. I'll miss my beautiful summer days but let the spooky season begin!
Halloween Pumpkin Man Dancing in Cemetery
ALT: Halloween Pumpkin Man Dancing in Cemetery
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September 23, 2026 at 12:07 AM
And apparently JD has the best head.
Oba Femi's flying uppercut is straight out of a video game. God damn it's so good.
September 22, 2026 at 1:23 AM
Oba Femi's flying uppercut is straight out of a video game. God damn it's so good.
September 22, 2026 at 1:12 AM
I own this on four different platforms now. 😂
Final Fantasy VII Remake is $10.
September 20, 2026 at 5:07 PM
September 19, 2026 at 8:46 PM
If you're one of the people who left hate comments today towards Barrett, unfollow me. Yall showed the absolute worst side of yourselves today with the Fire Emblem: Fortune's Weave review. That comment section looks like the IGN comment section. It's flat out fucking embarrassing. Do better.
September 16, 2026 at 11:16 PM
Maaaaan. Roman is on another level this title run. Another W for him. As much as I would have loved to see Penta win, I'm not ready for this to be done. Every title match has been incredible.
September 15, 2026 at 2:31 AM
I haven't heard Roman booed this heavily in a long time.
September 15, 2026 at 2:00 AM
Sami Zayn won on Friday. Stephanie Vaquer won on Saturday. El Grande Americano won last night. TONIGHT???? Yall if you hear a faint and distant scream... my bad.
September 14, 2026 at 10:24 PM
I'm so glad WoW Forever is only weeks away instead of years. I can't stop thinking about it. I just want to play an MMO again. WoW Classic didn't do it for me since I've had that experience so many times already. Retail is too far gone for me to get into.
September 13, 2026 at 7:49 PM
So we're all playing WoW Forever in November, right?
September 12, 2026 at 7:05 PM
ITS OUT TODAY
Close enough.
Okay yall gotta give me Warcraft 4. Please.
September 12, 2026 at 6:50 PM
Close enough.
Okay yall gotta give me Warcraft 4. Please.
September 12, 2026 at 6:49 PM
Okay yall gotta give me Warcraft 4. Please.
September 12, 2026 at 6:25 PM
2030 isn't a real year.
September 12, 2026 at 5:52 PM
Name a non-LOTR character who could resist the one ring

Jeff certainly would resist the ring, but he would take it. He would take it because it looks like a tasty snack to him.
September 11, 2026 at 10:45 PM
Lets go Donald Walker!!
September 5, 2026 at 3:19 PM
TRIPLE H! GIVE ME WHAT I WANT! YOU KNOW WHAT I WANT! GIVE IT TO ME! GIVE ME WHAT I WANT! www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZeHM...
Mariah May vs. Giulia | Wrestling Highlights
YouTube video by Blake Monroe
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September 5, 2026 at 1:07 AM
As someone who lives in Pennsylvania, I will be voting his ass out when it comes time.
September 4, 2026 at 11:24 AM
I fucking love how stupid video games can be.
yeah sure whatever, let lara croft cook potato stew on her phone for 2m0s of damage resistance who gives a shit anymore
September 2, 2026 at 11:24 PM