Robert - You Know The One
@rockrobster.bsky.social
He/Him. ADHD nerd, gaming enthusiast, collector of thoughts, purveyor of puns, and run-on sentence artisan
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BREAKING NEWS: Tensions between Thor and the Care Bears have escalated rapidly overnight.
October 1, 2026 at 7:18 PM
BREAKING NEWS: Tensions between Thor and the Care Bears have escalated rapidly overnight.
Legitimately love that the gas company mailed me a safety flyer about natural gas with a scratch and sniff sticker on it so I would recognize the smell of rotten eggs.
August 13, 2026 at 5:12 PM
Legitimately love that the gas company mailed me a safety flyer about natural gas with a scratch and sniff sticker on it so I would recognize the smell of rotten eggs.
Dammit. I've seen a bunch of clips from the new Masters of the Universe flick and Skeletor is fucking hilarious. I did not realize until today that it's Jared fucking Leto playing him. #Disappointment
July 31, 2026 at 2:51 PM
Dammit. I've seen a bunch of clips from the new Masters of the Universe flick and Skeletor is fucking hilarious. I did not realize until today that it's Jared fucking Leto playing him. #Disappointment
The Muppet Show reboot that premiered tonight is everything I think I could've wanted from such a project. It's modern but it respects its roots. It adapts the formula to a contemporary stage, without losing its spirit.
February 5, 2026 at 1:50 AM
The Muppet Show reboot that premiered tonight is everything I think I could've wanted from such a project. It's modern but it respects its roots. It adapts the formula to a contemporary stage, without losing its spirit.
Who Monitors the Monitor Lizards?
February 1, 2026 at 6:51 PM
Who Monitors the Monitor Lizards?
Mild take: when eating wings, drums are better for wet sauces and flats are better for dry seasonings.
August 5, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Mild take: when eating wings, drums are better for wet sauces and flats are better for dry seasonings.
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Any American blood spilled will be on Trump’s hands. 🩸
June 22, 2025 at 11:55 AM
Any American blood spilled will be on Trump’s hands. 🩸
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Seriously... if election laws are broken, we need to stop letting justice slide if they aren't successful.
If you only plan to punish the crime when it's successful, you've already lost.
If you only plan to punish the crime when it's successful, you've already lost.
if Elon Musk broke the law on Sunday (he did) it's not too late to indict him in Wisconsin.
April 2, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Seriously... if election laws are broken, we need to stop letting justice slide if they aren't successful.
If you only plan to punish the crime when it's successful, you've already lost.
If you only plan to punish the crime when it's successful, you've already lost.
At da Curb, we all Trash
March 25, 2025 at 1:14 AM
At da Curb, we all Trash
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It’s difficult to overstate how asinine this is. mRNA vaccines have been the most revolutionary development of vaccinology in this century and are uniquely well suited to address many limitations that other vaccine technologies cannot (e.g., CD8 T cell responses in immunocompromised people).
Scientists Say NIH Officials Told Them To Scrub mRNA References on Grants - KFF Health News
Two senior scientists say National Institutes of Health officials advised them to remove references to mRNA vaccines in grant applications, and they fear the Trump administration will abandon a promis...
kffhealthnews.org
March 17, 2025 at 2:46 AM
It’s difficult to overstate how asinine this is. mRNA vaccines have been the most revolutionary development of vaccinology in this century and are uniquely well suited to address many limitations that other vaccine technologies cannot (e.g., CD8 T cell responses in immunocompromised people).
Say what you will about Julius Caesar today, but at least he was surrounded by friends when he died.
March 15, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Say what you will about Julius Caesar today, but at least he was surrounded by friends when he died.
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Gotta love it. Some folks have set up and managed a fund that goes up whenever Tesla goes down.
February 14, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Gotta love it. Some folks have set up and managed a fund that goes up whenever Tesla goes down.
ACAB includes the Fashion Police, sweetie.
February 9, 2025 at 5:25 PM
ACAB includes the Fashion Police, sweetie.
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fascist gamers got so mad at a guy who was working on a Fallout: New Vegas mod that they called ICE on him. suspect we'll see more of this kind of thing in the future. what a nightmare.
February 1, 2025 at 6:32 PM
fascist gamers got so mad at a guy who was working on a Fallout: New Vegas mod that they called ICE on him. suspect we'll see more of this kind of thing in the future. what a nightmare.
Forgive me, Bluesky. Today I let the bastards drag me down. After y'all specifically asked me not to.
February 1, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Forgive me, Bluesky. Today I let the bastards drag me down. After y'all specifically asked me not to.
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I think countries around the world should levy tariffs specifically on Tesla in response to US tariffs, as well as banning Twitter as a national security threat
driving a wedge between our co-dictators may be the most effective thing they can do
driving a wedge between our co-dictators may be the most effective thing they can do
February 1, 2025 at 8:25 PM
I think countries around the world should levy tariffs specifically on Tesla in response to US tariffs, as well as banning Twitter as a national security threat
driving a wedge between our co-dictators may be the most effective thing they can do
driving a wedge between our co-dictators may be the most effective thing they can do
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finding it soooo cool how much there's been a targeted attempt in the past year to make antisemitism = antizionism and now we have people in power doing nazi salutes and it's crickets
February 1, 2025 at 7:13 AM
finding it soooo cool how much there's been a targeted attempt in the past year to make antisemitism = antizionism and now we have people in power doing nazi salutes and it's crickets
If we accept the premise that women are "sugar, spice, and everything nice", then we can logically conclude that when James Brown sings "I feel nice, like sugar and spice" it is the same song as "Man, I feel like a woman!" by Shania Twain.
January 31, 2025 at 4:14 PM
If we accept the premise that women are "sugar, spice, and everything nice", then we can logically conclude that when James Brown sings "I feel nice, like sugar and spice" it is the same song as "Man, I feel like a woman!" by Shania Twain.
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Suddenly, out of nowhere, a declassified World War II-era CIA guide to sabotaging fascism in the workplace has become one of the most popular free ebooks on the internet:
www.404media.co/declassified...
www.404media.co/declassified...
Declassified CIA Guide to Sabotaging Fascism Is Suddenly Viral
The World War II-era "Simple Sabotage Field Manual" is full of steps that office workers can take to resist leadership.
www.404media.co
January 29, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Suddenly, out of nowhere, a declassified World War II-era CIA guide to sabotaging fascism in the workplace has become one of the most popular free ebooks on the internet:
www.404media.co/declassified...
www.404media.co/declassified...
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U.S. Air Force resumes teaching about Tuskegee Airmen and WASP following outcry over DEI review
www.tpr.org/military-vet...
www.tpr.org/military-vet...
U.S. Air Force resumes teaching about Tuskegee Airmen and WASP following outcry over DEI review
The U.S. Air Force will resume teaching about the nation's first Black pilots, and the women pilots of World War II. The Air Force paused that part of its basic training curriculum last week pending a...
www.tpr.org
January 27, 2025 at 2:28 AM
U.S. Air Force resumes teaching about Tuskegee Airmen and WASP following outcry over DEI review
www.tpr.org/military-vet...
www.tpr.org/military-vet...
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I’m begging you to stop posting
January 20, 2025 at 5:20 PM
I’m begging you to stop posting
Boosting this thread because it's an important and beautiful mindset.
Being a person with deadly, incurable cancer who is nonetheless still alive for an indefinite timeframe gives me an interesting metaphor that helps me deal with things like large-scale corruption in government or commerce.
Bear with me for a second while I try to explain.
Bear with me for a second while I try to explain.
January 22, 2025 at 4:49 AM
Boosting this thread because it's an important and beautiful mindset.
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The entire nation of Australia gets it. Media in that country are having to blur what Elon Musk did twice in public today because of laws there regarding the Nazi salute.
January 21, 2025 at 4:42 AM
The entire nation of Australia gets it. Media in that country are having to blur what Elon Musk did twice in public today because of laws there regarding the Nazi salute.
After cooking with leeks one time I can confidently say that leeks are "what if onion, but celery?"
January 20, 2025 at 7:58 PM
After cooking with leeks one time I can confidently say that leeks are "what if onion, but celery?"