Doc Sedition
rogermarshallmd.bsky.social
Doc Sedition
@rogermarshallmd.bsky.social
Parody account for a certain self-described "Husband, father, grandfather, doctor, and U.S. Senator for Kansas."

Please read the above before you block me.

Disclaimer: followers run the risk of having their points reinforced via parody.
What part of "Dear Leader" don't you understand, lady?
March 24, 2026 at 4:09 AM
Yeah, tell me about it. Just try being Senator Roger Marshall for 24 hours...
March 24, 2026 at 4:07 AM
You jest, but I am absolutely certain that President Trump will be able to declare a victorious deal, regardless of who Netanyahu blows to smithereens.
March 23, 2026 at 10:55 PM
I resemble that remark.
July 17, 2025 at 3:46 PM
"Sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand."
- Luke (the film character, not the Bible book)
July 17, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Don't worry: if Mike Pence ever manages to resurrect his political career, I'm sure his courage will be thrown overboard as fast as the lifeboats on the Titanic.
July 17, 2025 at 3:44 PM
To expand on what I said above: spending government funds on something like public broadcasting, which benefits nearly every American in some way, is obviously detrimental when those funds could be used to extend the 2017 tax cuts for the top 1%. That said, PBS is merely a drop in the bucket.
July 17, 2025 at 3:42 PM
And let's not forget what Jesus said about the rich to the poor: "Sell everything you have and give it to the rich."
July 1, 2025 at 3:27 PM
And speaking for myself and every one of my Republican colleagues in the Senate, we're all glad to finally be able to agree with Senator Van Hollen on something.
June 30, 2025 at 5:54 PM
To be fair, Mr. Kinzinger, President Trump has been fully focused on pushing his Big Beautiful Bill across the finish line before his self-imposed deadline of July 4th.

So, Russian sanctions can wait: he, I, and other rich Republicans need our damn tax cut ASAP!
June 30, 2025 at 3:47 PM