rollingladderlover.bsky.social
@rollingladderlover.bsky.social
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Just go ahead and lure me into your catacombs with the promise of Amontillado at this point, I’ve seen enough
October 7, 2026 at 12:38 PM
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I miss when horror movies were more frightening than checking my bank account
October 1, 2026 at 9:07 PM
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October may be here but real Halloween-heads know spooky season isn’t limited to just one month. ANY night of the year can be a fright night if you have an internet connection and even a passing interest in current events
October 1, 2026 at 9:03 PM
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Two nights ago, where I live and my home experienced catastrophic flooding and and we had to evacuate. We are thankfully all safe and back home but we are now in the long and devastating process of cleaning up and throwing away so much of our lives.
July 24, 2026 at 7:51 PM
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Somewhere in the afterlife, Upton Sinclair is radiating unprecedented levels of disappointment and contempt
The Taco Bell finger pointing is a psyop to redirect attention from the real culprit, the deregulation and lack of oversight in our food supply
July 18, 2026 at 2:18 AM
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Guys you’re not going to believe this but I think those beautiful crooning creatures were just telling me what I wanted to hear :(
The Sirens said it was cool if I wanted to come over and listen to their beautiful songs and they won’t even crash my ship against the rocks because they can sense I am pure of heart
July 13, 2026 at 6:47 PM
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Tomorrow I will be locked in but today I was unprecedented levels of locked out
July 13, 2026 at 3:21 AM
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It seems to me that if you or I must choose between two courses of thought or action, we should remember our dying and try so to live that our death brings no pleasure to the world.
- John Steinbeck, East of Eden
July 12, 2026 at 2:23 PM
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(lazily pulling the lowest hanging fruit off the pun tree):

Nobody is going to like the new Odyssey film, you know
July 11, 2026 at 9:36 PM
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I saw the best minds of my generation destroyed by madness, starving hysterical naked, unable to get considered for a position they were overqualified for because a mediocre man was also interested in it
July 7, 2026 at 4:43 PM
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Easy to see how the sun melted poor Icarus’s wings on days like today, Helios and that golden chariot of his are NOT playing 🥵
June 29, 2026 at 8:18 PM
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One minor inconvenience away from just letting him pull the green ribbon off my neck at this point
June 29, 2026 at 3:45 PM
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I fear receiving news via video content optimized for social media sharing is doing to our brains what we watched Fox News do to our parents’
June 28, 2026 at 11:55 PM
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"I asked ChatGPT" Oh, really? By chance, have you ever tried Amontillado? I've got a fine vintage stored away if you'd like to come home with me and sample some. Just ignore any chains you see, they're for later *wink*
June 26, 2026 at 4:18 PM
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microdosing the fires of Mordor by stepping outside in summertime
June 24, 2026 at 1:02 AM
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This heat is getting unbearable. Thank goodness I put those plums in the icebox earlier to chill! They’re really going to hit the spot, so sweet and so cold
June 24, 2026 at 12:04 AM
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Have you ever even THANKED the bell for tolling? That’s what I thought. You probably don't even realize it's been doing all this FOR YOU the whole time
June 22, 2026 at 9:24 PM
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Microdosing bliss by allowing myself (1) ignorance
June 22, 2026 at 6:08 AM
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Hello, sharks. Today I am asking for the arc of the moral universe to bend quicker
June 18, 2026 at 12:14 AM
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Re: Shakespeare adaptations for teens

Ms. Perky brainstorming synonyms writing about sex is as Shakespearean an act as it gets
June 17, 2026 at 3:52 PM
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Unfortunately I can’t go outside and enjoy the sun because I still haven’t forgiven it for what it did to my close personal friend Icarus
June 15, 2026 at 5:18 PM
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Rip van Winkle walking into the woods to get away from people who were bothering him and not waking up until they were dead is more inspirational each year
June 10, 2026 at 9:00 PM
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Fourth base is taking them down to your basement to crack open that fine cask of Amontillado you've been saving
June 9, 2026 at 10:14 PM
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Working on a summer body but in a Mary Shelley way
June 9, 2026 at 4:35 PM