Rowan Eli
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Due to recent events, morning screaming hours will be extended indefinitely.
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I needed a good news story today and thought you might like it, too.
April 13, 2026 at 6:56 PM
I needed a good news story today and thought you might like it, too.
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Hey guys I know it's really hard to be conscious of your health right now, so please remember that after every hour muttering "wtf" while scrolling on your phone you should stand up and banshee scream for at least 5 minutes to stretch out your lower back
March 24, 2026 at 4:24 PM
Hey guys I know it's really hard to be conscious of your health right now, so please remember that after every hour muttering "wtf" while scrolling on your phone you should stand up and banshee scream for at least 5 minutes to stretch out your lower back
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If you have the AUDACITY to play video games on "easy" or "story" mode...
I want you to know that I think that's a perfectly acceptable way to enjoy a video game that you paid for because you're supposed to enjoy your favorite pastime any way you like.
Real life's hard enough. Enjoy your hobby. 🫶
I want you to know that I think that's a perfectly acceptable way to enjoy a video game that you paid for because you're supposed to enjoy your favorite pastime any way you like.
Real life's hard enough. Enjoy your hobby. 🫶
March 19, 2026 at 11:47 PM
If you have the AUDACITY to play video games on "easy" or "story" mode...
I want you to know that I think that's a perfectly acceptable way to enjoy a video game that you paid for because you're supposed to enjoy your favorite pastime any way you like.
Real life's hard enough. Enjoy your hobby. 🫶
I want you to know that I think that's a perfectly acceptable way to enjoy a video game that you paid for because you're supposed to enjoy your favorite pastime any way you like.
Real life's hard enough. Enjoy your hobby. 🫶
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"Universal health coverage is not merely a technical goal to be achieved; it is primarily a moral imperative for societies that wish to call themselves just." —Pope Leo XIV
March 19, 2026 at 3:30 PM
"Universal health coverage is not merely a technical goal to be achieved; it is primarily a moral imperative for societies that wish to call themselves just." —Pope Leo XIV
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Be careful of the free synonym buns at the bakery today.
I ate one and got thesaurus throat I've ever had.
I ate one and got thesaurus throat I've ever had.
March 19, 2026 at 3:38 PM
Be careful of the free synonym buns at the bakery today.
I ate one and got thesaurus throat I've ever had.
I ate one and got thesaurus throat I've ever had.
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ME: I can't deal with this shit for much longer man
NARRATOR: *big sigh* He did, in fact...
NARRATOR: *big sigh* He did, in fact...
March 19, 2026 at 7:10 PM
ME: I can't deal with this shit for much longer man
NARRATOR: *big sigh* He did, in fact...
NARRATOR: *big sigh* He did, in fact...
This administration is made up of some of the most prolific dumbasses to have ever lived
March 20, 2026 at 6:37 AM
This administration is made up of some of the most prolific dumbasses to have ever lived
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you are loved, and we will win
March 20, 2026 at 6:24 AM
you are loved, and we will win
So yeah apparently the "ballroom" they're constructing is actually just gonna be a giant underground data center. The location will mean it'll be under total control of the executive branch. And if a ballroom does still happen too, it'll just be the little cherry on top.
March 12, 2026 at 12:06 PM
So yeah apparently the "ballroom" they're constructing is actually just gonna be a giant underground data center. The location will mean it'll be under total control of the executive branch. And if a ballroom does still happen too, it'll just be the little cherry on top.
This popped up in my feed today and I felt really encouraged by it, so I thought I'd share it with you too. Although it's from 9 years ago, I think about what he's done since then (a lot) and how this is honestly some pretty solid, inspiring advice all considering.
youtu.be/Nn7d6Bnbr28
youtu.be/Nn7d6Bnbr28
Believe in Yourself
YouTube video by Markiplier
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March 7, 2026 at 2:58 AM
This popped up in my feed today and I felt really encouraged by it, so I thought I'd share it with you too. Although it's from 9 years ago, I think about what he's done since then (a lot) and how this is honestly some pretty solid, inspiring advice all considering.
youtu.be/Nn7d6Bnbr28
youtu.be/Nn7d6Bnbr28
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They paid a lot of people good wages to do the job effectively, thank you for coming to my socialism talk
February 24, 2026 at 12:38 PM
They paid a lot of people good wages to do the job effectively, thank you for coming to my socialism talk
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Authoritarianism is rising because our democracy was failing before Trump.
When pro-democracy forces take back power, we can’t just restore the status quo. We need to change a political system that gives oligarchs a veto over working people.
We need a new democracy.
When pro-democracy forces take back power, we can’t just restore the status quo. We need to change a political system that gives oligarchs a veto over working people.
We need a new democracy.
February 24, 2026 at 5:09 PM
Authoritarianism is rising because our democracy was failing before Trump.
When pro-democracy forces take back power, we can’t just restore the status quo. We need to change a political system that gives oligarchs a veto over working people.
We need a new democracy.
When pro-democracy forces take back power, we can’t just restore the status quo. We need to change a political system that gives oligarchs a veto over working people.
We need a new democracy.
You know it's bad when the people known for being pretty much equivalent to Canada nice as in gets in the U.S. are this PO'd. Proud of my people rn and keep on going MN!
youtube.com/shorts/bg-Ye...
youtube.com/shorts/bg-Ye...
ICE & Minnesota #lastweektonight
YouTube video by LastWeekTonight
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February 24, 2026 at 8:25 PM
You know it's bad when the people known for being pretty much equivalent to Canada nice as in gets in the U.S. are this PO'd. Proud of my people rn and keep on going MN!
youtube.com/shorts/bg-Ye...
youtube.com/shorts/bg-Ye...
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Okay okay I know I’ve said this before but NOW is definitely the winter of my discontent
January 30, 2026 at 1:56 AM
Okay okay I know I’ve said this before but NOW is definitely the winter of my discontent
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I got elected to my small city's local Democratic Committee, and let me tell you. If you feel hopeless, getting involved locally is the cure. Don't underestimate the impact you can make in your own community and how it can reverberate.
September 25, 2025 at 1:18 PM
I got elected to my small city's local Democratic Committee, and let me tell you. If you feel hopeless, getting involved locally is the cure. Don't underestimate the impact you can make in your own community and how it can reverberate.
The Trump Regime is cooked.
YouTube video by Parkrose Permaculture
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January 26, 2026 at 10:44 AM
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This is the single funniest excuse he could have come up with for not wanting to be booed in public
President Donald Trump will not be attending Super Bowl LX on Feb. 8 in Santa Clara, Calif., he said in an interview with the New York Post.
“It’s just too far away,” he said.
“It’s just too far away,” he said.
January 26, 2026 at 12:52 AM
This is the single funniest excuse he could have come up with for not wanting to be booed in public
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It seriously feels like for this administration, the ground opened up, and the scariest motherfucker demons exited straight into the White House.
January 26, 2026 at 8:59 AM
It seriously feels like for this administration, the ground opened up, and the scariest motherfucker demons exited straight into the White House.
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The only legacy media left worth a damn
January 23, 2026 at 7:39 PM
The only legacy media left worth a damn
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This whole month has felt like wet socks
January 24, 2026 at 5:25 AM
This whole month has felt like wet socks