Rowan (An Actual Tree) 🏳️⚧️
@rowena-marie.bsky.social
We're plural, ask us how!
She/Her (we/us), 40. We are fascinated by anything to do with medieval daily life, like how things were made, what they wore, etc. Married to a goofy guy who we love very much.
HRT1 7/12/2012-12/1/2013
HRT2 10/31/2024-present
She/Her (we/us), 40. We are fascinated by anything to do with medieval daily life, like how things were made, what they wore, etc. Married to a goofy guy who we love very much.
HRT1 7/12/2012-12/1/2013
HRT2 10/31/2024-present
I just had the mental image of a sports commentator doing a post game analysis of my pee stream, pausing the footage and drawing a circle around the splash to talk about entry angles or something
September 14, 2026 at 8:01 PM
I just had the mental image of a sports commentator doing a post game analysis of my pee stream, pausing the footage and drawing a circle around the splash to talk about entry angles or something
Country girls make do
September 14, 2026 at 10:35 AM
Country girls make do
If I ever record an audiobook of Dorley, I'll do the voices. (Cut to me endurance training to get a Bethany monologue out in one breath)
September 14, 2026 at 9:44 AM
If I ever record an audiobook of Dorley, I'll do the voices. (Cut to me endurance training to get a Bethany monologue out in one breath)
(which may be why I'm awake to read this right now)
September 14, 2026 at 4:44 AM
(which may be why I'm awake to read this right now)
What about the wee that wakes you up at like 2am and forces you to crawl out of a nice, warm bed?
September 14, 2026 at 4:43 AM
What about the wee that wakes you up at like 2am and forces you to crawl out of a nice, warm bed?
I'm literally sitting next to an actual puppy right now and she is having the best time chewing on an antler; I'm like "heck yeah pup, that's rad as heck" but if I do it suddenly it becomes weird??
April 8, 2026 at 8:18 PM
I'm literally sitting next to an actual puppy right now and she is having the best time chewing on an antler; I'm like "heck yeah pup, that's rad as heck" but if I do it suddenly it becomes weird??
Oh no she's gonna hurt us again
March 22, 2026 at 9:32 PM
Oh no she's gonna hurt us again
I am a furry and
March 10, 2026 at 4:10 AM
I am a furry and
You gotta do it real quick and quiet, if an NPC sees you it won't work right
March 5, 2026 at 3:50 PM
You gotta do it real quick and quiet, if an NPC sees you it won't work right
Oh gosh yeah, it's a heck of a feeling when a man becomes the chivalrous Protector Of Women and you're included automatically, like he doesn't even think about it he's just "the womenfolk are in danger, I must be brave" and that's incredibly hot for some reason
February 24, 2026 at 6:48 AM
Oh gosh yeah, it's a heck of a feeling when a man becomes the chivalrous Protector Of Women and you're included automatically, like he doesn't even think about it he's just "the womenfolk are in danger, I must be brave" and that's incredibly hot for some reason
Johnny Mnemonic is a wild-ass fever dream start to finish
February 6, 2026 at 9:08 AM
Johnny Mnemonic is a wild-ass fever dream start to finish
if it's any consolation, your BA results look great from my (fellow boob haver) perspective! And yes, all your tops are now crop tops, and that's not a bad thing. Fuck the haters, you look great and that pic is innocuous as heck 💚
January 27, 2026 at 4:45 PM
if it's any consolation, your BA results look great from my (fellow boob haver) perspective! And yes, all your tops are now crop tops, and that's not a bad thing. Fuck the haters, you look great and that pic is innocuous as heck 💚
How have I never made this connection?
January 23, 2026 at 5:00 AM
How have I never made this connection?
Because he's the only person with any connection to the victim that says the things they want. Scrambling to find the one fascist needle in the haystack.
January 14, 2026 at 10:24 AM
Because he's the only person with any connection to the victim that says the things they want. Scrambling to find the one fascist needle in the haystack.
I am in love with the term "souplikes", thank you for your contribution
January 10, 2026 at 11:24 PM
I am in love with the term "souplikes", thank you for your contribution
today was shot day! I got to stab myself in the leg with girl juice
January 8, 2026 at 2:39 PM
today was shot day! I got to stab myself in the leg with girl juice
AGP is literally just looking at yourself and saying "damn I'm a hot-ass bitch" like what's the big deal
January 3, 2026 at 4:19 PM
AGP is literally just looking at yourself and saying "damn I'm a hot-ass bitch" like what's the big deal
I'm 14 years nicotine free as of this March. You can do it!
January 2, 2026 at 5:39 PM
I'm 14 years nicotine free as of this March. You can do it!