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@rsilvie.blacksky.app
Data Wrangler. Destroyer of keyboards. Cloud Carpetbagger. Amateur Cuban Sandwich Aficionado. Cheesecake enthusiast. Celebrate #Juneteenth. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
LA ✈️ WA
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Starting things off with an old favorite.
Fast + Correct = 💲💲💲
Cheap + Correct = 🕑🕑🕑
Cheap + Fast= 💩💩💩
Fast + Correct = 💲💲💲
Cheap + Correct = 🕑🕑🕑
Cheap + Fast= 💩💩💩
Someone go get Lord Farquaad off the mic
Trump: "I could've banned fishing. The power of this office is crazy. I could've banned fishing. I think I'm gonna do that."
September 18, 2026 at 1:14 AM
Someone go get Lord Farquaad off the mic
The refs stay beating my Saints.
September 13, 2026 at 8:50 PM
The refs stay beating my Saints.
September 13, 2026 at 8:20 PM
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I'm going to sleep now & someone wake me up when LessWrong isn't being cited in the mainstream.
Wake me up when the eugenicist doomsday cult led by a self described "genius" writing fan fiction about having sex with girls to increase population "intelligence," isn't setting the "AI" narrative.
Wake me up when the eugenicist doomsday cult led by a self described "genius" writing fan fiction about having sex with girls to increase population "intelligence," isn't setting the "AI" narrative.
September 12, 2026 at 11:08 PM
I'm going to sleep now & someone wake me up when LessWrong isn't being cited in the mainstream.
Wake me up when the eugenicist doomsday cult led by a self described "genius" writing fan fiction about having sex with girls to increase population "intelligence," isn't setting the "AI" narrative.
Wake me up when the eugenicist doomsday cult led by a self described "genius" writing fan fiction about having sex with girls to increase population "intelligence," isn't setting the "AI" narrative.
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Police have arrested a man in the case of Tasia Fortune, the Black woman found hanging from a tree in Jackson, Mississippi
Mississippi police make arrest in Tasia Fortune case after medical examiner rules death a homicide | CNN
Police in Jackson, Mississippi, have arrested a man in the case of Tasia Fortune, the 29-year-old Black woman found hanging from a tree outside an abandoned house last month, following the state medic...
www.cnn.com
September 11, 2026 at 9:54 PM
Police have arrested a man in the case of Tasia Fortune, the Black woman found hanging from a tree in Jackson, Mississippi
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Pam Fortner, the New Orleans nightlife icon who helped create one of Bourbon Street’s most recognized drinks: The Hand Grenade, has died at 80
Tropical Isle co-founder who helped create iconic Bourbon Street drink dies at 80
The co-founder of the Bourbon Street bar helped create what is considered one of the nightlife strip’s most intoxicating drinks.
www.nola.com
September 11, 2026 at 10:15 PM
Pam Fortner, the New Orleans nightlife icon who helped create one of Bourbon Street’s most recognized drinks: The Hand Grenade, has died at 80
Bluesky got a couple of racist mfs in the top 38. Disappointed but not surprised.
Who are the 38 most influential Bluesky posters of 2026?
You get 10 votes, anyone with a Bluesky account can be voted for. The 38 with the most votes make the list. 🗳️
Voting ends the 21st night of September. 🌎 🌬️🔥
Cast your ballot: bsky38.com
You get 10 votes, anyone with a Bluesky account can be voted for. The 38 with the most votes make the list. 🗳️
Voting ends the 21st night of September. 🌎 🌬️🔥
Cast your ballot: bsky38.com
38 Most Influential Bluesky Posters of 2026
Vote for the 38 most influential Bluesky posters of 2026.
bsky38.com
September 4, 2026 at 10:17 PM
Bluesky got a couple of racist mfs in the top 38. Disappointed but not surprised.
I’m not from New Orleans but it looks like my mom and uncles influenced me more than I thought.
September 4, 2026 at 5:41 AM
I’m not from New Orleans but it looks like my mom and uncles influenced me more than I thought.
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Today's jam is dedicated to Milo and those gullible farmers who regret voting for Mango Mussolini :
September 2, 2026 at 6:29 PM
Today's jam is dedicated to Milo and those gullible farmers who regret voting for Mango Mussolini :
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We don’t use this brand but what the f**k man. I’ve been vegan for 11 years. Leave us alone man. Get that toilet dope sniffin ass dude up outta there.
Oh so they coming for vegans too?
and just when you thought it couldn't get any worse...
www.health.com/tofu-recall-...
www.health.com/tofu-recall-...
September 1, 2026 at 1:31 PM
We don’t use this brand but what the f**k man. I’ve been vegan for 11 years. Leave us alone man. Get that toilet dope sniffin ass dude up outta there.
Somebody needs to go check the judge’s laptop 🤷🏾♂️
If you are still asking why regular people hate ai, you aren’t paying attention.
Federal judge rules that AI-generated child sex abuse material is protected under the First Amendment
A Wisconsin judge dismissed charges against a man accused of creating and distributing AI-generated child sexual abuse material, citing First Amendment precedent.
www.kptv.com
September 2, 2026 at 2:02 AM
Somebody needs to go check the judge’s laptop 🤷🏾♂️
He needs to be charged with criminal conspiracy to commit murder
Mangoes have been recalled in multiple states due to possible contamination with salmonella.
September 1, 2026 at 1:07 PM
He needs to be charged with criminal conspiracy to commit murder
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LAS VEGAS (AP) — A jury convicts Duane ‘Keffe D’ Davis of first-degree murder in orchestrating the 1996 killing of rap icon Tupac Shakur.
September 1, 2026 at 12:17 AM
LAS VEGAS (AP) — A jury convicts Duane ‘Keffe D’ Davis of first-degree murder in orchestrating the 1996 killing of rap icon Tupac Shakur.
Oh so they coming for vegans too?
September 1, 2026 at 1:00 PM
Oh so they coming for vegans too?
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As black people we be ripping & running… but do NOT like to be run ragged
August 31, 2026 at 9:40 PM
As black people we be ripping & running… but do NOT like to be run ragged
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Ripping & running = I did it to myself
Run ragged = y’all asking for too damn much, now!
Run ragged = y’all asking for too damn much, now!
As black people we be ripping & running… but do NOT like to be run ragged
August 31, 2026 at 10:09 PM
Ripping & running = I did it to myself
Run ragged = y’all asking for too damn much, now!
Run ragged = y’all asking for too damn much, now!
If Shou Tucker has no haters then I'm dead
August 29, 2026 at 5:34 AM
If Shou Tucker has no haters then I'm dead
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Samuel Monroe Jr., known for his role in “Menace II Society” and “The Player’s Club,” has died after a complications of meningitis, his mother announced. He was 52.
August 27, 2026 at 11:01 AM
Samuel Monroe Jr., known for his role in “Menace II Society” and “The Player’s Club,” has died after a complications of meningitis, his mother announced. He was 52.
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Just logged in to share this meme a friend texted me. Maybe y’all already saw it.
But seriously!!!
But seriously!!!
August 27, 2026 at 1:16 AM
Just logged in to share this meme a friend texted me. Maybe y’all already saw it.
But seriously!!!
But seriously!!!
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Janie Bradford, the onetime receptionist for Berry Gordy who co-wrote the R&B classic “Money (That’s What I Want),” the first big hit for the founder of Motown Records, has died. She was 87.
Janie Bradford, “Money (That’s What I Want)” Songwriter, Dies at 87
Janie Bradford, the onetime receptionist for Berry Gordy who co-wrote the R&B classic “Money (That’s What I Want),” the first big hit for the founder of Motown Records, has died. She was 87.
bit.ly
August 23, 2026 at 11:00 AM
Janie Bradford, the onetime receptionist for Berry Gordy who co-wrote the R&B classic “Money (That’s What I Want),” the first big hit for the founder of Motown Records, has died. She was 87.
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Dolly Parton invested the royalties she earned for writing ‘I Will Always Love You’ in Nashville’s Black community www.washingtonpost.com/arts-enterta...
"This is the house that Whitney built" - DP
🥺🙏
"This is the house that Whitney built" - DP
🥺🙏
August 25, 2026 at 7:28 PM
Dolly Parton invested the royalties she earned for writing ‘I Will Always Love You’ in Nashville’s Black community www.washingtonpost.com/arts-enterta...
"This is the house that Whitney built" - DP
🥺🙏
"This is the house that Whitney built" - DP
🥺🙏
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Legendary singer-songwriter and country music icon Dolly Parton has died at the age of 80.
Her nephew revealed the news in a Aug. 25 Instagram video.
📷: Getty
Legendary singer-songwriter and country music icon Dolly Parton has died at the age of 80.
Her nephew revealed the news in a Aug. 25 Instagram video.
📷: Getty
August 25, 2026 at 5:55 PM
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Legendary singer-songwriter and country music icon Dolly Parton has died at the age of 80.
Her nephew revealed the news in a Aug. 25 Instagram video.
📷: Getty
Legendary singer-songwriter and country music icon Dolly Parton has died at the age of 80.
Her nephew revealed the news in a Aug. 25 Instagram video.
📷: Getty
Oh no.
Rest Easy
Rest Easy
August 25, 2026 at 7:41 PM
Oh no.
Rest Easy
Rest Easy
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16 months ago: Never forget how it started.
BREAKING: The FDA is planning to end most of its routine food safety inspections, according to CBS News.
www.cbsnews.com/news/fda-foo...
www.cbsnews.com/news/fda-foo...
FDA making plans to end its routine food safety inspections, sources say
Food safety inspections would be left to state and local authorities under the plan being developed by the FDA.
www.cbsnews.com
August 23, 2026 at 1:30 AM
16 months ago: Never forget how it started.