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Roberto
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Just a being trying to human
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Oh right it’s Friday #fcf
Sometimes I forget how often I wake up with morning wood because I stay in bed lazily instead of getting up immediately and it’ll go away.

Today, I woke up and I got up to feed my cats and felt like I was wasting an opportunity
October 10, 2026 at 4:08 PM
My biggest gay pet peeve is a guy sucking dick and not even attempting to go all the way down.

We all have our limits, some dicks are ”too big” to swallow, and some gag reflexes are worse than others.

But if you can’t even get an average size dick down to the balls, gtfo
October 7, 2026 at 3:30 PM
God damn I love hairy men

Never shave. Never trim. You’re all beautiful
October 7, 2026 at 2:37 AM
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I want to sniff hairy balls and ass 24/7
September 19, 2026 at 5:23 AM
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Uncut guys are so lucky 😵‍💫🙃
September 17, 2026 at 8:24 PM
Definitely forgot how much cock on this on app. But also I clearly built my algorithm
August 27, 2026 at 6:56 AM
Hi I guess maybe I’m back for now
August 26, 2026 at 1:43 PM
Lil non nude update. I’m still alive
July 11, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Who else loves hairy men and knows who David is?

I need to find me a David
June 28, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Hook up secured. Address given. Told where to park.

Driving, about halfway there.

Go to tell the guy and he had blocked me. Well that was a waste of gas and my time.

First time something like that has happened to me
June 22, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Can someone tell me why, for the second time, my crotch triggered the TSA scan and required me to be pat down when I legitimately have nothing to hide?

Do I actually have a big cock and just underestimate myself?
June 16, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Foreskin overhang is so damn sexy
June 10, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Off to PA for work tomorrow and I really don’t want to go. I have to leave my kitties behind and it makes me sad. I also have to leave my poppers behind because they can’t go on a plane. What a cruel world we live in.
June 5, 2025 at 4:55 AM
Man I hate being gay.

What do you mean I’m attracted to MEN?! Ew
June 3, 2025 at 10:01 PM
I can still smell the guy on me from last night even after showering. That’s when you know it was a good time
June 1, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Happy pride bitches
June 1, 2025 at 3:07 PM
I want a new tattoo so freakin’ bad
May 31, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Is it so much to ask for a cock to suck on the regular?
May 29, 2025 at 11:45 PM
I just discovered that in Baldur’s Gate 3, you can take off the characters’ camping clothes and also turn on camp clothes as the permanent setting, thus making them nude throughout the gameplay.

So now I have a team of four hot naked men and it’s perfect
May 27, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Today was old man dick in the gym locker room
May 21, 2025 at 8:55 PM
This guy in front of me at the gym has the biggest guns and most motorboat ready chest
May 21, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Been eating healthy and working out 3 times a week for about 3 weeks now and am down 6.5 lbs!

Snatched waist summer pending
May 20, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Me: I’m gonna post nudes on the internet

Also me: omg cute guy irl, ignore him and avoid all eye contact

Why am I like this?
May 20, 2025 at 9:28 PM
First time being pat down at the airport
May 19, 2025 at 5:50 PM
One time, this guy who I was not into invited me to go see Death Cab For Cutie live with his VIP tickets, so naturally I said yes.

I ended up making out with him after the show and never saw him again.

The art of the deal.
May 18, 2025 at 2:17 PM