Ryan 🏳️🌈
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“Somebody lied to her several times and told her she was fly, hot and sexy and beautiful and she is nothing like that, she is nothing of the sort.”
If I had a quid for every time I was in France the night Celeb Traitors launched, I’d have two quid. Which isn’t a lot, but weird it’s happened twice…
September 15, 2026 at 5:18 PM
If I had a quid for every time I was in France the night Celeb Traitors launched, I’d have two quid. Which isn’t a lot, but weird it’s happened twice…
Let’s spare ourselves the whole series and just agree Pauline is the winner?
September 13, 2026 at 8:39 PM
Let’s spare ourselves the whole series and just agree Pauline is the winner?
Oh god not this guy
September 13, 2026 at 8:21 PM
Oh god not this guy
When the hotel room has a bougie bath within the room, it’s rude not to make the most of it 🛁
September 11, 2026 at 7:31 AM
When the hotel room has a bougie bath within the room, it’s rude not to make the most of it 🛁
Three day conference finished, girl I am ✨tired✨
September 8, 2026 at 9:47 PM
Three day conference finished, girl I am ✨tired✨
New Taskmaster and new Drag Race all on the same night?!
September 3, 2026 at 9:01 PM
New Taskmaster and new Drag Race all on the same night?!
Not only is it new bedsheet night, it’s new new bedsheet night
August 30, 2026 at 8:36 PM
Not only is it new bedsheet night, it’s new new bedsheet night
Christmas may be in the shops, but I’ve skipped straight to Easter
August 30, 2026 at 6:19 PM
Christmas may be in the shops, but I’ve skipped straight to Easter
Went to a comedy show starring Rhod Gilbert this afternoon, which also included a random choir flash mob and one fifth of HearSay singing Pure and Simple. The maddest 90 minutes ever
August 30, 2026 at 3:57 PM
Went to a comedy show starring Rhod Gilbert this afternoon, which also included a random choir flash mob and one fifth of HearSay singing Pure and Simple. The maddest 90 minutes ever
Kerryoke with Kerry Katona was absolute chaos
August 29, 2026 at 11:02 PM
Kerryoke with Kerry Katona was absolute chaos
Last pride of the season 🌈 ☔️
August 29, 2026 at 10:27 AM
Last pride of the season 🌈 ☔️
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Gay people stop going to Harry Potter studios challenge.
March 11, 2026 at 8:03 PM
Gay people stop going to Harry Potter studios challenge.
I used the mint shower gel and now my everything is tingling
August 26, 2026 at 9:05 PM
I used the mint shower gel and now my everything is tingling
If I wanna sound grown up, I’ll say my favourite film is The Shawshank Redemption, but in reality it’s absolutely Muppet Treasure Island. 💔
August 26, 2026 at 8:21 PM
If I wanna sound grown up, I’ll say my favourite film is The Shawshank Redemption, but in reality it’s absolutely Muppet Treasure Island. 💔
Finally finished a weekends worth of decorating… 🎨
August 23, 2026 at 4:54 PM
Finally finished a weekends worth of decorating… 🎨
Anyone wanna put me up for the night? Started painting my bedroom this weekend but the contents of it is in the living room meaning I have to sleep among the fumes 🤪
August 21, 2026 at 7:55 PM
Anyone wanna put me up for the night? Started painting my bedroom this weekend but the contents of it is in the living room meaning I have to sleep among the fumes 🤪
