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sending this image in an email explaining why i can’t get work done
August 4, 2026 at 7:36 PM
sending this image in an email explaining why i can’t get work done
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Disney's new CEO, whose pay package is worth nearly $45M, just announced 1,000 layoffs.
Reminder that Disney paid an effective federal income tax rate of ZERO in 2025 and aims to buy back $7B of its own stock in 2026.
This is what corporate greed looks like.
Reminder that Disney paid an effective federal income tax rate of ZERO in 2025 and aims to buy back $7B of its own stock in 2026.
This is what corporate greed looks like.
April 15, 2026 at 9:15 PM
Disney's new CEO, whose pay package is worth nearly $45M, just announced 1,000 layoffs.
Reminder that Disney paid an effective federal income tax rate of ZERO in 2025 and aims to buy back $7B of its own stock in 2026.
This is what corporate greed looks like.
Reminder that Disney paid an effective federal income tax rate of ZERO in 2025 and aims to buy back $7B of its own stock in 2026.
This is what corporate greed looks like.
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HEY LADY! YOU CALL HIM DR JESUS!
April 14, 2026 at 9:13 PM
HEY LADY! YOU CALL HIM DR JESUS!
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Look, I'm not saying when and how and why it would happen, but I am saying it would be narratively intriguing if it happened right after news that the Pope had been threatened.
April 8, 2026 at 10:45 PM
Look, I'm not saying when and how and why it would happen, but I am saying it would be narratively intriguing if it happened right after news that the Pope had been threatened.
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BREAKING: Following the American threat of an “Avignon Papacy,” Robert Kennedy has begun a Diet of Worms
April 8, 2026 at 11:46 PM
BREAKING: Following the American threat of an “Avignon Papacy,” Robert Kennedy has begun a Diet of Worms
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The reviews for “Melania” are going to be far more entertaining than the movie. What a fabulous headline:
January 30, 2026 at 8:10 PM
The reviews for “Melania” are going to be far more entertaining than the movie. What a fabulous headline:
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Mamdani has only been Mayor for a day & criminals are already fleeing New York
January 2, 2026 at 4:32 PM
Mamdani has only been Mayor for a day & criminals are already fleeing New York
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In case you were wondering, Jack Smith's testimony was the *opposite* of "total exoneration."
December 31, 2025 at 10:54 PM
In case you were wondering, Jack Smith's testimony was the *opposite* of "total exoneration."
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Nate Silver when JD Vance loses the 2028 election
December 20, 2025 at 5:40 AM
Nate Silver when JD Vance loses the 2028 election
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"exododus"
The New York Post: Come for the shameless propaganda, stay for the embarrassing illiteracy.
The New York Post: Come for the shameless propaganda, stay for the embarrassing illiteracy.
November 3, 2025 at 8:58 PM
"exododus"
The New York Post: Come for the shameless propaganda, stay for the embarrassing illiteracy.
The New York Post: Come for the shameless propaganda, stay for the embarrassing illiteracy.
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Stop trying to sweeten the deal, Andrew. I'm already voting for Zohran!
October 26, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Stop trying to sweeten the deal, Andrew. I'm already voting for Zohran!
Mike Tyson’s Punch Out shoulda been subtitled “Mario’s Night Job.” (Also, fun fact, this is how Dr. Mario paid for med school.)
October 1, 2025 at 6:56 AM
Mike Tyson’s Punch Out shoulda been subtitled “Mario’s Night Job.” (Also, fun fact, this is how Dr. Mario paid for med school.)
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If "the coworker who microwaves fish" were a person.
September 24, 2025 at 12:12 AM
If "the coworker who microwaves fish" were a person.
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Trump looks at least one stroke under par today.
September 11, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Trump looks at least one stroke under par today.
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WTF are all you commie libs talking about? He looks great!!
August 31, 2025 at 6:55 PM
WTF are all you commie libs talking about? He looks great!!
TFW you read the news these days:
August 24, 2025 at 6:53 PM
TFW you read the news these days:
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they say “come legally” then when you go through the process you say “revoke their citizenship” 🤷♂️
August 17, 2025 at 10:14 PM
they say “come legally” then when you go through the process you say “revoke their citizenship” 🤷♂️
My background movie while working this afternoon is the original Jurassic Park, and despite having seen it three million and four times, I never noticed before that Nedry (Newman from Seinfeld, the guy who crashes everything) had a picture of Robert Oppenheimer at his desk.
August 14, 2025 at 6:19 PM
My background movie while working this afternoon is the original Jurassic Park, and despite having seen it three million and four times, I never noticed before that Nedry (Newman from Seinfeld, the guy who crashes everything) had a picture of Robert Oppenheimer at his desk.
Senator Foghorn Leghorn is a damned crybaby.
Navy Yard & H Street have award winning bars, restaurants, and music/theater venues, but (gasp!) you might walk by some black & brown people. And Columbia Heights has a high rise Target for fuck’s sake.
Only a wimp would call those rough parts of town.
Navy Yard & H Street have award winning bars, restaurants, and music/theater venues, but (gasp!) you might walk by some black & brown people. And Columbia Heights has a high rise Target for fuck’s sake.
Only a wimp would call those rough parts of town.
August 13, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Senator Foghorn Leghorn is a damned crybaby.
Navy Yard & H Street have award winning bars, restaurants, and music/theater venues, but (gasp!) you might walk by some black & brown people. And Columbia Heights has a high rise Target for fuck’s sake.
Only a wimp would call those rough parts of town.
Navy Yard & H Street have award winning bars, restaurants, and music/theater venues, but (gasp!) you might walk by some black & brown people. And Columbia Heights has a high rise Target for fuck’s sake.
Only a wimp would call those rough parts of town.
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If you can't stand Marjorie Taylor Greene, are you "lack-toes intolerant."
August 13, 2025 at 10:13 AM
If you can't stand Marjorie Taylor Greene, are you "lack-toes intolerant."
I mean, her breath is probably flammable.
Bondi: "Our secret weapon here in DC is US Attorney Jeanine Pirro"
August 11, 2025 at 4:32 PM
I mean, her breath is probably flammable.
Ever think about how video game bosses would have to go through their levels just to get to work everyday?
August 11, 2025 at 8:08 AM
Ever think about how video game bosses would have to go through their levels just to get to work everyday?