Ryan
ryandls.bsky.social
Ryan
@ryandls.bsky.social
Just here for jokes and finding good writing.
The key to unlocking Caleb Williams was deciding to look like a herb.
September 13, 2026 at 9:38 PM
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August 20, 2026 at 7:32 PM
This Sam Falconer piece is a banger.
August 10, 2026 at 9:07 PM
I can't think of another brand universally loved like @homefield.bsky.social. In any industry. It's wild.
August 10, 2026 at 8:47 PM
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I forget most don’t read bios or check links, so before this packed next 3 weeks kick off:
• hi im Jamie, an actor of 12 yrs professionally + 25 years of training
• I write. a lot. it’s all in my linktree.
• I travel. A lot.
• I have 2 podcasts
• I sing and dance
• I know what I’m talking about
August 9, 2026 at 11:33 PM
@swordsjew.bsky.social Hey, just a heads up, the paid subscription hyperlink in the emails seems to be broken.
August 5, 2026 at 10:16 PM
@surber.bsky.social damn it, you might be right away Dine N'Dash. This song slays.
July 24, 2026 at 9:36 PM
Is the NWSL always this physical? These women look like they hate each other’s guts.
July 12, 2026 at 8:54 PM
@surber.bsky.social album freaking rules. Makes me want go listen to the Samiam catalog. Great guitar work.
July 11, 2026 at 3:57 AM
@jasonkirk.fyi 1st 3, Black Sabbath and Fugazi
June 25, 2026 at 4:42 AM
This is an immaculate color combo World Cup match.
June 20, 2026 at 5:01 PM
I know animal posts are a hit on here, so you’re welcome for me not posting a vid of my barn cat devouring a 1/2 of a young bunny, guts out and all.
June 20, 2026 at 6:29 AM
this wold cup is perfect for the casuals like me who tune in to the big tournaments. Euros. Concacaf, ect. Mbabe, Haaland, and Messi doing cool shit is the best.
June 17, 2026 at 3:21 AM
Hated Knicks my whole life but got really into this team’s run…until I logged into Bluesky tonight. Total loser behavior from Knicklehead fans.
June 14, 2026 at 3:00 AM
Man, it’s been a while since I’ve thought one team in the final so badly outcoached the other.
June 6, 2026 at 2:58 AM
Keldon Johnson has played 14 too many minutes
June 6, 2026 at 2:46 AM
Highway robbery.
June 4, 2026 at 11:05 PM
This is the coolest shit
Since BlueSky is the sports app, and the lawyers aren't here yet, enjoy 90 immaculate seconds of "Country Roads" after West Virginia walked off Kentucky to reach the Super Regionals.
June 2, 2026 at 2:08 AM
And this was a performance Ohtani was frustrated with.
Leads off w a HR. Then throws 6 innings of no hit baseball. Don’t want to take for granted what Ohtani does nightly. This is nuts.
May 28, 2026 at 6:37 PM
I’m so glad that I have no idea what this means.
also the omegaverse is fucked up sorry. im judging you if you like that. i have judgeworthy likes too. we can fight. but no the omegaverse is awful
sometimes i wonder if kindle should really be unlimited........... theres some Crazy shit on there
May 28, 2026 at 5:55 AM
It would be funny if so many sports radio/podcast haven’t tried to make this a serious point
Might go on Twitter and claim Wemby is destroying male sports with his unfair biological advantage. You know, just for shits and giggles.
May 19, 2026 at 4:39 AM
How can you swallow your whistles then blow an active puck dead in 1/2 2nd
May 19, 2026 at 2:00 AM
Do you have a musical artist, when you hear their new music, you’ve never once wished the music is what they did before? Mine is Eric Bachmann.
May 13, 2026 at 2:31 AM
Just remembered a time when working a traveling industrial furnace repair job. One of the masons came up from TN for a job. I noticed and L-shaped bone on his key chain. I asked what it was and he replied, "What, ain't you ever seen a coon dick? It's a good luck charm."
May 5, 2026 at 4:26 PM
11 year-old me working the concession hut at a girls softball game. One player's aunt, Virginia Madsen, told me I had "such pretty blue eyes." This was just after having seen her butt in the movie Long Gone.
Right folks. Feeling rather down at the moment so bringing back an oldie

Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
May 4, 2026 at 7:09 PM