Sounds legit. Thanks doesthedogdie.com
September 10, 2026 at 6:47 AM
Sounds legit. Thanks doesthedogdie.com
Quite a sign of the times. My son’s 18th birthday today, and our interaction was me singing Happy Birthday to him on FaceTime - while he was showering. #kidlulz
September 6, 2026 at 11:36 PM
Quite a sign of the times. My son’s 18th birthday today, and our interaction was me singing Happy Birthday to him on FaceTime - while he was showering. #kidlulz
I love seeing others while I’m running. I love even more seeing them working hard. This morning I found I love it even more to see them also blaring Katy Perry’s song ‘Roar’.
September 4, 2026 at 9:56 PM
I love seeing others while I’m running. I love even more seeing them working hard. This morning I found I love it even more to see them also blaring Katy Perry’s song ‘Roar’.
I don’t know if it’s a brag or some kind of confession, I often get the hardest row in Connections first and the easiest one last, if at all.
September 2, 2026 at 10:41 PM
I don’t know if it’s a brag or some kind of confession, I often get the hardest row in Connections first and the easiest one last, if at all.
My first time in a suit at the office. Getting my colleagues off the scent that it’s for an outside job interview, by saying I have to appear in court to answer some violent criminal charges.
September 2, 2026 at 12:01 PM
My first time in a suit at the office. Getting my colleagues off the scent that it’s for an outside job interview, by saying I have to appear in court to answer some violent criminal charges.
Pretty obvious way to get me to run a good race pace, schedule the event between meetings and school pickup time.
September 2, 2026 at 4:58 AM
Pretty obvious way to get me to run a good race pace, schedule the event between meetings and school pickup time.
My reverse camera has such high picture quality, I expected a Post to Instagram option.
September 1, 2026 at 12:16 PM
My reverse camera has such high picture quality, I expected a Post to Instagram option.
Different day, different daunt.
September 1, 2026 at 4:02 AM
Different day, different daunt.
All foods fit into only one of 3 categories. Those that taste better than they smell. Those that smell better than they taste. Those that taste as they smell. You have been asked to choose just one category to remain.
August 31, 2026 at 1:23 PM
All foods fit into only one of 3 categories. Those that taste better than they smell. Those that smell better than they taste. Those that taste as they smell. You have been asked to choose just one category to remain.
Sorry boss, I can’t go into work today. There are still hundreds of Sydney Marathon reels I’ve not seen and commented on. 😭
August 30, 2026 at 9:38 PM
Sorry boss, I can’t go into work today. There are still hundreds of Sydney Marathon reels I’ve not seen and commented on. 😭
RASMALAI KNAFEH autocorrects to Tasmania Karen.
August 29, 2026 at 10:21 AM
RASMALAI KNAFEH autocorrects to Tasmania Karen.
Me, interviewed by a cooking magazine: “Do you have any particular cuisines you’re famous for?”
“Well, I’ve become quite accomplished at incorporating chopped-up rotisserie chicken into existing meals.”
“Well, I’ve become quite accomplished at incorporating chopped-up rotisserie chicken into existing meals.”
August 28, 2026 at 10:59 PM
Me, interviewed by a cooking magazine: “Do you have any particular cuisines you’re famous for?”
“Well, I’ve become quite accomplished at incorporating chopped-up rotisserie chicken into existing meals.”
“Well, I’ve become quite accomplished at incorporating chopped-up rotisserie chicken into existing meals.”
A new life mantra, What Would Dolly Do?
August 25, 2026 at 9:51 PM
A new life mantra, What Would Dolly Do?
You might be happy to know, I keep most of my wild ideas to myself.
August 23, 2026 at 3:07 AM
You might be happy to know, I keep most of my wild ideas to myself.
I got off a train station earlier than normal, it was such a nice crispy morning I decided to walk to the office from there. Or perhaps I just didn’t want to admit my mistake and return back to the platform to complete the journey.
August 17, 2026 at 2:44 AM
I got off a train station earlier than normal, it was such a nice crispy morning I decided to walk to the office from there. Or perhaps I just didn’t want to admit my mistake and return back to the platform to complete the journey.
It’s nice to have the fitness to increase my pace whenever I want during a run. Do you know what’s also nice? NOT increasing my pace during a run.
August 16, 2026 at 1:28 AM
It’s nice to have the fitness to increase my pace whenever I want during a run. Do you know what’s also nice? NOT increasing my pace during a run.
People who setup email with their own persinalised domain name don’t have vanity personalised number plates. And vice versa. It’s a rule.
August 16, 2026 at 12:51 AM
People who setup email with their own persinalised domain name don’t have vanity personalised number plates. And vice versa. It’s a rule.
AI tools on the public transport commute are almost as prevalent as betting apps open at the pub.
August 13, 2026 at 10:35 PM
AI tools on the public transport commute are almost as prevalent as betting apps open at the pub.
Every time I start my car it warns me that a number of impacts were detected which turned out to be superfluous. I’d be more alarmed now if there are none registered
August 12, 2026 at 1:03 PM
Every time I start my car it warns me that a number of impacts were detected which turned out to be superfluous. I’d be more alarmed now if there are none registered
“No, she’s mine. She’s just an enthusiast of the oval.”
[Quite a relieving response to my query, Is that a lost dog hurtling around the oval in a blind panic?]
[Quite a relieving response to my query, Is that a lost dog hurtling around the oval in a blind panic?]
August 11, 2026 at 11:00 PM
“No, she’s mine. She’s just an enthusiast of the oval.”
[Quite a relieving response to my query, Is that a lost dog hurtling around the oval in a blind panic?]
[Quite a relieving response to my query, Is that a lost dog hurtling around the oval in a blind panic?]
The internet is still a pretty special place. I’m part of 217,000 followers awaiting the amazing finale, of Sarah - who secretly trained for 30 weeks to challenge her brother (former DDR pro) with a surprise dance-off battle for his milestone birthday. What a ride. 😬
August 9, 2026 at 8:31 PM
The internet is still a pretty special place. I’m part of 217,000 followers awaiting the amazing finale, of Sarah - who secretly trained for 30 weeks to challenge her brother (former DDR pro) with a surprise dance-off battle for his milestone birthday. What a ride. 😬
The final step of my clothes-shopping process is looking forward to not having to do it again for quite a few years.
August 9, 2026 at 3:35 AM
The final step of my clothes-shopping process is looking forward to not having to do it again for quite a few years.
I thought I was quite clever deciding on a “Mission Control” capability to enhance my software project.. Until I noticed, all the features look like items from a McDonald’s food menu.
August 8, 2026 at 8:50 AM
I thought I was quite clever deciding on a “Mission Control” capability to enhance my software project.. Until I noticed, all the features look like items from a McDonald’s food menu.
Quite the train ride home. I used 18% of my weekly AI token allowance.
August 7, 2026 at 8:24 AM
Quite the train ride home. I used 18% of my weekly AI token allowance.
I wonder if the guy in the bathroom noticed, as I did, that he farted and blew his nose at precisely the same pitch.
August 7, 2026 at 3:58 AM
I wonder if the guy in the bathroom noticed, as I did, that he farted and blew his nose at precisely the same pitch.