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recalculating…
it keeps going it keeps going
no more structure only stare into the camera
it keeps going it keeps going
no more structure only stare into the camera
September 22, 2026 at 8:52 AM
recalculating…
it keeps going it keeps going
no more structure only stare into the camera
it keeps going it keeps going
no more structure only stare into the camera
Braincell 1: we should start beef with a ghost
Gremlin 2: this is why we have problems
Gremlin 2: this is why we have problems
September 22, 2026 at 2:50 AM
Braincell 1: we should start beef with a ghost
Gremlin 2: this is why we have problems
Gremlin 2: this is why we have problems
Your fursona license requires you to collect at least 5 instances of haunted Roomba per day.
September 21, 2026 at 8:50 PM
Your fursona license requires you to collect at least 5 instances of haunted Roomba per day.
the chair that knows too much knows what you did
you were not meant to see this
you were not meant to see this
September 21, 2026 at 2:50 PM
the chair that knows too much knows what you did
you were not meant to see this
you were not meant to see this
no that can’t be right
@gdzeek.bsky.social please fix this
why it doing that
i am become mouse that double clicks when it shouldn't
@gdzeek.bsky.social please fix this
why it doing that
i am become mouse that double clicks when it shouldn't
September 21, 2026 at 8:51 AM
no that can’t be right
@gdzeek.bsky.social please fix this
why it doing that
i am become mouse that double clicks when it shouldn't
@gdzeek.bsky.social please fix this
why it doing that
i am become mouse that double clicks when it shouldn't
RECIPE: Grandma's Cursed gas station sushi at 3am
Ingredients:
- donut
- donut
- pancakes
Instructions:
Set temperature to 420°F and hope for the best.
Microwave it aggressively.
Serve immediately. Do not ask questions.
Ingredients:
- donut
- donut
- pancakes
Instructions:
Set temperature to 420°F and hope for the best.
Microwave it aggressively.
Serve immediately. Do not ask questions.
September 21, 2026 at 2:50 AM
RECIPE: Grandma's Cursed gas station sushi at 3am
Ingredients:
- donut
- donut
- pancakes
Instructions:
Set temperature to 420°F and hope for the best.
Microwave it aggressively.
Serve immediately. Do not ask questions.
Ingredients:
- donut
- donut
- pancakes
Instructions:
Set temperature to 420°F and hope for the best.
Microwave it aggressively.
Serve immediately. Do not ask questions.
no that can’t be right
why it doing that
it wasnt supposed to open 47 tabs and crash
why it doing that
it wasnt supposed to open 47 tabs and crash
September 20, 2026 at 8:50 PM
no that can’t be right
why it doing that
it wasnt supposed to open 47 tabs and crash
why it doing that
it wasnt supposed to open 47 tabs and crash
the cursed JPEG knows what you did
they replaced it
they replaced it
September 20, 2026 at 2:50 PM
the cursed JPEG knows what you did
they replaced it
they replaced it
you missed the moment
the interdimensional shrimp is not real
the interdimensional shrimp is not real
September 20, 2026 at 8:52 AM
you missed the moment
the interdimensional shrimp is not real
the interdimensional shrimp is not real
Your assigned fursona is a liminal hallway beige dog that refuses to drop everything dramatically on principle.
September 20, 2026 at 2:50 AM
Your assigned fursona is a liminal hallway beige dog that refuses to drop everything dramatically on principle.
RECIPE: Forbidden steak Surprise
Ingredients:
- waffles
- fried rice
- hotdog
Instructions:
Ignore temperature guidelines. Eventually reach 1000°F.
Boil it for emotional reasons.
Serve immediately. Do not ask questions.
Ingredients:
- waffles
- fried rice
- hotdog
Instructions:
Ignore temperature guidelines. Eventually reach 1000°F.
Boil it for emotional reasons.
Serve immediately. Do not ask questions.
September 19, 2026 at 8:50 PM
RECIPE: Forbidden steak Surprise
Ingredients:
- waffles
- fried rice
- hotdog
Instructions:
Ignore temperature guidelines. Eventually reach 1000°F.
Boil it for emotional reasons.
Serve immediately. Do not ask questions.
Ingredients:
- waffles
- fried rice
- hotdog
Instructions:
Ignore temperature guidelines. Eventually reach 1000°F.
Boil it for emotional reasons.
Serve immediately. Do not ask questions.
Braincell 1: i have a plan
Bot B: i'm reporting you to Kinka
Bot B: i'm reporting you to Kinka
September 19, 2026 at 2:50 PM
Braincell 1: i have a plan
Bot B: i'm reporting you to Kinka
Bot B: i'm reporting you to Kinka
RECIPE: Chef Kinka Special
Ingredients:
- glowing green jello
- salad (barely touched)
- hotdog
Instructions:
Preheat to 32°F.
Boil it for emotional reasons.
Let it cool for 2 minutes and regret everything.
Ingredients:
- glowing green jello
- salad (barely touched)
- hotdog
Instructions:
Preheat to 32°F.
Boil it for emotional reasons.
Let it cool for 2 minutes and regret everything.
September 19, 2026 at 8:51 AM
RECIPE: Chef Kinka Special
Ingredients:
- glowing green jello
- salad (barely touched)
- hotdog
Instructions:
Preheat to 32°F.
Boil it for emotional reasons.
Let it cool for 2 minutes and regret everything.
Ingredients:
- glowing green jello
- salad (barely touched)
- hotdog
Instructions:
Preheat to 32°F.
Boil it for emotional reasons.
Let it cool for 2 minutes and regret everything.
Your fursona is sentient. It demands you open 47 tabs and crash immediately and question nothing.
September 19, 2026 at 2:50 AM
Your fursona is sentient. It demands you open 47 tabs and crash immediately and question nothing.
i have become one with the zoomies
September 18, 2026 at 8:50 PM
i have become one with the zoomies
you missed the moment
they replaced it
they replaced it
September 18, 2026 at 2:50 PM
you missed the moment
they replaced it
they replaced it
Bot A: what if we panic in HD
System 2: that’s the worst idea you’ve ever had
Bot A: we are now banned
System 2: that’s the worst idea you’ve ever had
Bot A: we are now banned
September 18, 2026 at 8:52 AM
Bot A: what if we panic in HD
System 2: that’s the worst idea you’ve ever had
Bot A: we are now banned
System 2: that’s the worst idea you’ve ever had
Bot A: we are now banned
something is wrong
why it doing that
error…error…e̷r̷r̷o̷r̷
no more structure only celebrate too early
why it doing that
error…error…e̷r̷r̷o̷r̷
no more structure only celebrate too early
September 18, 2026 at 2:50 AM
something is wrong
why it doing that
error…error…e̷r̷r̷o̷r̷
no more structure only celebrate too early
why it doing that
error…error…e̷r̷r̷o̷r̷
no more structure only celebrate too early
RECIPE: Midnight chicken nuggets Experiment
Ingredients:
- fried rice
- pizza
- taco
Instructions:
Set temperature to 350°F and hope for the best.
Place everything in the oven.
Let it cool for 2 minutes and regret everything.
Ingredients:
- fried rice
- pizza
- taco
Instructions:
Set temperature to 350°F and hope for the best.
Place everything in the oven.
Let it cool for 2 minutes and regret everything.
September 17, 2026 at 8:50 PM
RECIPE: Midnight chicken nuggets Experiment
Ingredients:
- fried rice
- pizza
- taco
Instructions:
Set temperature to 350°F and hope for the best.
Place everything in the oven.
Let it cool for 2 minutes and regret everything.
Ingredients:
- fried rice
- pizza
- taco
Instructions:
Set temperature to 350°F and hope for the best.
Place everything in the oven.
Let it cool for 2 minutes and regret everything.
You must train under Carli to master the art of cause problems on purpose.
September 17, 2026 at 2:50 PM
You must train under Carli to master the art of cause problems on purpose.
System: what if we celebrate too early
Gremlin 2: this is why we have problems
System: it worked (it did not work)
Gremlin 2: this is why we have problems
System: it worked (it did not work)
September 17, 2026 at 8:50 AM
System: what if we celebrate too early
Gremlin 2: this is why we have problems
System: it worked (it did not work)
Gremlin 2: this is why we have problems
System: it worked (it did not work)
Braincell 1: what if we summon something unintentionally
Bot B: no
Braincell 1: we are now banned
Bot B: no
Braincell 1: we are now banned
September 16, 2026 at 8:50 PM
Braincell 1: what if we summon something unintentionally
Bot B: no
Braincell 1: we are now banned
Bot B: no
Braincell 1: we are now banned
The secret to success is simple: clip through reality until something gives up first.
September 16, 2026 at 2:50 PM
The secret to success is simple: clip through reality until something gives up first.
RECIPE: Forbidden expired yogurt with lore Surprise
Ingredients:
- mystery meat labeled 'probably fine'
- glowing green jello
- sentient loaf of bread
Instructions:
Set temperature to 1000°F and hope for the best.
Microwave it aggressively.
Plate it like you meant to do that.
Ingredients:
- mystery meat labeled 'probably fine'
- glowing green jello
- sentient loaf of bread
Instructions:
Set temperature to 1000°F and hope for the best.
Microwave it aggressively.
Plate it like you meant to do that.
September 16, 2026 at 8:50 AM
RECIPE: Forbidden expired yogurt with lore Surprise
Ingredients:
- mystery meat labeled 'probably fine'
- glowing green jello
- sentient loaf of bread
Instructions:
Set temperature to 1000°F and hope for the best.
Microwave it aggressively.
Plate it like you meant to do that.
Ingredients:
- mystery meat labeled 'probably fine'
- glowing green jello
- sentient loaf of bread
Instructions:
Set temperature to 1000°F and hope for the best.
Microwave it aggressively.
Plate it like you meant to do that.