Ryzzmac
@ryzzmac.bsky.social
My next question is did you notice the beach boys reference in my comment or did I Get Around your pun detector?
July 9, 2026 at 6:01 PM
My next question is did you notice the beach boys reference in my comment or did I Get Around your pun detector?
Wouldn't it be nice if we didn't have to deal with unecessary beach boys references at any moment?
July 9, 2026 at 5:54 PM
Wouldn't it be nice if we didn't have to deal with unecessary beach boys references at any moment?
If your penis is out and he/she is talking about it instead of backing away, odds are very good.
July 3, 2026 at 11:18 PM
If your penis is out and he/she is talking about it instead of backing away, odds are very good.
Wotc getting ready to sue over all the free advertising 😂
July 3, 2026 at 11:07 PM
Wotc getting ready to sue over all the free advertising 😂
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Funny how every copaganda show has the scene where the cop has to talk down some crazed rando, when in real life it’s the opposite
July 3, 2026 at 6:34 PM
Funny how every copaganda show has the scene where the cop has to talk down some crazed rando, when in real life it’s the opposite
Except indian scam callers. Mock their english all you want. They only learned it to steal from your grandparents and parents.
July 3, 2026 at 10:54 PM
Except indian scam callers. Mock their english all you want. They only learned it to steal from your grandparents and parents.
The pie of regret gave me 5 free levels im just trying to survive in a world where everything is trying to kill me
July 3, 2026 at 10:29 PM
The pie of regret gave me 5 free levels im just trying to survive in a world where everything is trying to kill me
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June 20, 2026 at 12:00 AM
I dont like how quickly i understood these words...
June 20, 2026 at 5:07 AM
I dont like how quickly i understood these words...
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Having sex is cool but asking people out is cringe. Being strong is cool but going to the gym is cringe. Everything that exists between desire and achievement is cringe, because it raises one‘s awareness of the gap between self-concept and reality
June 19, 2026 at 11:20 PM
Having sex is cool but asking people out is cringe. Being strong is cool but going to the gym is cringe. Everything that exists between desire and achievement is cringe, because it raises one‘s awareness of the gap between self-concept and reality
iirc it wasnt actually ford vs dodge that made it so ceos must do whatever to make profits go up but actually a later case that was decided based on the ford vs dodge case.
June 20, 2026 at 3:14 AM
iirc it wasnt actually ford vs dodge that made it so ceos must do whatever to make profits go up but actually a later case that was decided based on the ford vs dodge case.
Thanks to ford vs dodge they actually do if theyre a publicly traded company
June 19, 2026 at 3:45 PM
Thanks to ford vs dodge they actually do if theyre a publicly traded company
I mean, still better than "the gamers dont actually know what they want" or "everybody is using ai so you better get used to it" or any number of other bullshit justifications to keep using AI.
June 19, 2026 at 1:52 AM
I mean, still better than "the gamers dont actually know what they want" or "everybody is using ai so you better get used to it" or any number of other bullshit justifications to keep using AI.
Whats the deal with the ed edd n eddy resurgence recently are they hyping up before a reboot or something?
June 15, 2026 at 4:48 PM
Whats the deal with the ed edd n eddy resurgence recently are they hyping up before a reboot or something?
And then when they do show it everyone will be like "you were freaking out over nothing" and its like no we fucking werent cuz this is the same shit theyve pulled ot tried to pull at every moment of this administration
June 13, 2026 at 5:27 PM
And then when they do show it everyone will be like "you were freaking out over nothing" and its like no we fucking werent cuz this is the same shit theyve pulled ot tried to pull at every moment of this administration
In fairness you shouldnt presume someone does or doesnt want to talk. Ive had conversations with cashiers who clearly wanted to keep talking or just had a nice chat for the normal duration of checkout. Like dont take extra time but practice talking for the time you would have to interact anyway eh?
June 12, 2026 at 4:04 PM
In fairness you shouldnt presume someone does or doesnt want to talk. Ive had conversations with cashiers who clearly wanted to keep talking or just had a nice chat for the normal duration of checkout. Like dont take extra time but practice talking for the time you would have to interact anyway eh?
I did NOT read "crook" right the first time 🤣
June 6, 2026 at 5:01 PM
I did NOT read "crook" right the first time 🤣
"Someone else will fix everything I fucked up and if they dont then its all their fault not mine"
June 2, 2026 at 3:15 AM
"Someone else will fix everything I fucked up and if they dont then its all their fault not mine"