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ICE OUT NOW!
Leaf blowers work on tear gas and pepper spray.
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I just read the funniest thing of the day in YouTube comments about Mitch McConnell:

"Rigor Tortoise has set in."

😱🤩🫣🥹😂🤣🤣🤣☠️
September 15, 2026 at 5:00 PM
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Mitch McConnell HAS NOT PASSED… yet? Any time now Grim Reaper! BWAHAHAHAH!
When the edible hits and you’re at the Taco Bell drive thru.
September 15, 2026 at 5:00 PM
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HOT TOPICS | This Isn’t Funny Anymore, Let Mitch McConnell Rest
www.youtube.com/watch?v=SncK...
HOT TOPICS | This Isn’t Funny Anymore, Let Mitch McConnell Rest
YouTube video by Don Lemon
www.youtube.com
September 15, 2026 at 5:00 PM
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I'm telling the grand kids this is Mitch McConnell
September 15, 2026 at 5:04 PM
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youtube.com/live/XGDWHLp...

Mitch McConnell makes his return. Susan Collins is worried Trump's dumb trade war could cost her the election. A candidate goes after Flock cameras in a new ad. Trump continues to downplay AI dangers. SCOTUS gives us a rare election win, plus much more!
Somehow, Mitch Returned | Trump Goes All in for Skynet | Stephen Colbert Has the Last Laugh
YouTube video by The Damage Report
youtube.com
September 15, 2026 at 5:04 PM
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Sen. Mitch McConnell (R-KY) finally returned to the Senate on Monday after his nearly three-month health-related absence, though his return reportedly came with a strange condition attached.
'Um what?' McConnell return comes with eyebrow-raising condition flagged as 'bigger' story
Sen. Mitch McConnell (R-KY) finally returned to the Senate on Monday after his nearly three-month health-related absence, though his return reportedly came with a strange condition attached.McConnell has been absent from the Senate since his hospitalization in June, which the Kentucky Republican cla...
bit.ly
September 15, 2026 at 5:05 PM
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The jaw-dropping amount Mitch McConnell and his staff made while he was MIA

www.alternet.org/mitch-mcconn...
The jaw-dropping amount Mitch McConnell and his staff made while he was MIA
The 84-year-old senator and his team raked in over $930,000 in taxpayer dollars during his 92-day absence from Capitol Hill.
www.alternet.org
September 15, 2026 at 5:05 PM
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What did I tell you?
Mitch McConnell has full blown Dementia and they are hiding it so they can manipulate his vote.
Fucken fascists!
GENERAL STRIKE!
September 15, 2026 at 5:06 PM
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I was wondering why there was no video of him talking to the press despite me seeing pictures.
McConnell spoke with reporters during Capitol Hill return — but no video was allowed
Kentucky Sen. Mitch McConnell returned to Capitol Hill Monday, where he took some time to speak with reporters waiting for him outside the Senate, but no video of the interaction was allowed.
www.wlky.com
September 15, 2026 at 5:07 PM
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Trump whisperer melts down at return of 'brain dead' McConnell: 'Wheeling a corpse around'

www.rawstory.com/mcconnell-lo...
Trump whisperer melts down at return of 'brain dead' McConnell: 'Wheeling a corpse around'
Former Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell's return to the Senate floor was greeted with a great deal of relief by his colleagues, but not by one person who seems to have President Donald Trump’s e...
www.rawstory.com
September 15, 2026 at 5:08 PM
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Is that really mitch McConnell or a cleverly constructed likeness made entirely out of vegetables
September 15, 2026 at 5:18 PM
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WTF is Death doing?! Why the HELL is Mitch McConnell still technically alive…while heroes like Dolly Parton are gone?! fmfl
I Can’t Believe He’s Not Dead
I’m as shocked as you are.
www.thegodshow.com
September 15, 2026 at 4:40 PM
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The "Outrage"
September 15, 2026 at 5:10 PM
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Ditto.
September 15, 2026 at 10:27 AM
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Basically a muppet
September 15, 2026 at 10:54 AM
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class actions cannot manage to keep their members informed properly. not saying they managed a major win lately. see here for:
www.theguardian.com/business/202...
Next overturns equal pay ruling that raised basic wages for shop staff
Retailer wins appeal against 2024 decision forcing it to pay shop workers the same as warehouse employees
www.theguardian.com
September 15, 2026 at 11:07 AM
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🤢🤮
September 15, 2026 at 11:26 AM
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Well, if POS-TUS can be demented, I guess having a pulse is good enough for Senate in this country.
September 15, 2026 at 12:11 PM
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😆
September 15, 2026 at 12:54 PM
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right :)
September 15, 2026 at 1:10 PM
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It would be really fun. At least have her narrate some books, I'd love to queue her up for a Mary Lincoln biography!
September 15, 2026 at 1:19 PM
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I get the feeling the sane people on SCOTUS are telling the others "hey, if you play nice it might not be so bad for you in the aftermath when you're being prosecuted in our Nuremberg Trials".
September 15, 2026 at 1:58 PM