SabreTête
@sabretete.bsky.social
Sabres, Bandits, Bills, J's. Provincial ER doc. Born in Quebec, raised in Buffalo. Former pigeon. Tweets are mine, not always my conscience. Bark at the moon. ⚜
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SabreTête
@sabretete.bsky.social
· Dec 4
I love that I've found so many Sabres fans on here that are like me.
We are Tom Hanks at the end of Saving Private Ryan using a Colt M1911 futaly shooting rounds at German tanks as we bleed to death defending the bridge.
We are Tom Hanks at the end of Saving Private Ryan using a Colt M1911 futaly shooting rounds at German tanks as we bleed to death defending the bridge.
Me and the Sabres again
a man is carrying a woman in his arms in a crowd of people
ALT: a man is carrying a woman in his arms in a crowd of people
media.tenor.com
March 11, 2026 at 2:19 AM
Me and the Sabres again
You CANNOT fuck around when that kids on the ice. He'll kill you all night long.
March 10, 2026 at 11:31 PM
You CANNOT fuck around when that kids on the ice. He'll kill you all night long.
Dear Buffalo Sabres
I'm very sorry I cheated on you with the Buffalo Bills, the Bandits and the Toronto Blue Jays.
But 14 years without sex just broke me.
I want to know if we can try to work this out.
Ive already pulled all of the shirts and jackets and sweaters out we used to wear together.
I'm very sorry I cheated on you with the Buffalo Bills, the Bandits and the Toronto Blue Jays.
But 14 years without sex just broke me.
I want to know if we can try to work this out.
Ive already pulled all of the shirts and jackets and sweaters out we used to wear together.
March 6, 2026 at 3:03 AM
Dear Buffalo Sabres
I'm very sorry I cheated on you with the Buffalo Bills, the Bandits and the Toronto Blue Jays.
But 14 years without sex just broke me.
I want to know if we can try to work this out.
Ive already pulled all of the shirts and jackets and sweaters out we used to wear together.
I'm very sorry I cheated on you with the Buffalo Bills, the Bandits and the Toronto Blue Jays.
But 14 years without sex just broke me.
I want to know if we can try to work this out.
Ive already pulled all of the shirts and jackets and sweaters out we used to wear together.
Fuckin Habs get a point.
February 3, 2026 at 3:20 AM
Fuckin Habs get a point.
Please don't do it to us again.
Please
Please
February 3, 2026 at 12:11 AM
Please don't do it to us again.
Please
Please
This broadcast crew has to feel like Johnny Upton in Slapshot.
February 2, 2026 at 12:55 AM
This broadcast crew has to feel like Johnny Upton in Slapshot.
I'm forced to watch this because this game matters to the Sabres.
I haven't watched the Winter Classicl - or whatever bullshit they call it now - in years.
I haven't watched the Winter Classicl - or whatever bullshit they call it now - in years.
February 2, 2026 at 12:06 AM
I'm forced to watch this because this game matters to the Sabres.
I haven't watched the Winter Classicl - or whatever bullshit they call it now - in years.
I haven't watched the Winter Classicl - or whatever bullshit they call it now - in years.
Why is it ALWAYS country music singers?
February 2, 2026 at 12:01 AM
Why is it ALWAYS country music singers?
This gaudy, horrible display of pomp and circumstance is brought to you by Gary Bettman.
February 1, 2026 at 11:55 PM
This gaudy, horrible display of pomp and circumstance is brought to you by Gary Bettman.
Let's all calm down.
Because I can't calm down
Because I can't calm down
February 1, 2026 at 5:02 AM
Let's all calm down.
Because I can't calm down
Because I can't calm down
Playing on our fucking heels
February 1, 2026 at 12:44 AM
Playing on our fucking heels
For those of you tired of depressing football content here's an hour of Sabres talk with @sabresprospects.bsky.social and Fairburn.
youtu.be/iYSn8--sOj0?...
youtu.be/iYSn8--sOj0?...
BFHS 1/30/26: The Cup?!
YouTube video by Sabres Prospects
youtu.be
January 30, 2026 at 1:31 PM
For those of you tired of depressing football content here's an hour of Sabres talk with @sabresprospects.bsky.social and Fairburn.
youtu.be/iYSn8--sOj0?...
youtu.be/iYSn8--sOj0?...
I would say that the Sabres should take notes on how Ottawa is playing.
But honestly this is one of the worst games I've seen Colorado play all season.
But honestly this is one of the worst games I've seen Colorado play all season.
January 29, 2026 at 2:37 AM
I would say that the Sabres should take notes on how Ottawa is playing.
But honestly this is one of the worst games I've seen Colorado play all season.
But honestly this is one of the worst games I've seen Colorado play all season.
There is no such thing as an impeachable offence in the US.
this is a straightforward impeachable offense for trump, vance, rubio and every other person down the line who enabled it and the framers would have thought impeachment for it did not go nearly far enough
Marco Rubio: "The oil proceeds are being deposited into an account that ultimately will become a US Treasury blocked account here in the US. We will say 'this is what this money can be spent on.' They will submit to us a budget request -- 'we want to use the money on these things.'"
January 29, 2026 at 2:21 AM
There is no such thing as an impeachable offence in the US.
Why do I feel like the one game I need the Avalanche to win they look like they all hung out at Big Rig Kitchen all day and drank Chris Phillips a new fucking Audi.
January 29, 2026 at 1:59 AM
Why do I feel like the one game I need the Avalanche to win they look like they all hung out at Big Rig Kitchen all day and drank Chris Phillips a new fucking Audi.
Not great but better than hearing Bills talk drilled into your ears 24/7. Enjoy.
youtu.be/oqo4XyiX-Jo?...
youtu.be/oqo4XyiX-Jo?...
Dahlin Gets First Career Hat Trick As Sabres Continue To Roll - Postgame Thoughts
YouTube video by Roam Hockey
youtu.be
January 28, 2026 at 12:27 PM
Not great but better than hearing Bills talk drilled into your ears 24/7. Enjoy.
youtu.be/oqo4XyiX-Jo?...
youtu.be/oqo4XyiX-Jo?...
I'll tune in to GR in a couple hours hoping they will cover the incredible story of Rasmus Dahlin but I'm certain that instead they'll keep talking about how a guy focused on offense his whole career is now going to coach both sides of the football.
I'll never understand the NFL.
I'll never understand the NFL.
January 28, 2026 at 9:24 AM
I'll tune in to GR in a couple hours hoping they will cover the incredible story of Rasmus Dahlin but I'm certain that instead they'll keep talking about how a guy focused on offense his whole career is now going to coach both sides of the football.
I'll never understand the NFL.
I'll never understand the NFL.
January 28, 2026 at 9:20 AM
I have endured YEARS of my colleagues that are Leaf fans pretentiously back-seating me and laughing at me.
I have, and I WILL remain humble and quiet.
Just TRY to wipe this smile off my face though. Just try. 🙂
I have, and I WILL remain humble and quiet.
Just TRY to wipe this smile off my face though. Just try. 🙂
January 28, 2026 at 9:16 AM
I have endured YEARS of my colleagues that are Leaf fans pretentiously back-seating me and laughing at me.
I have, and I WILL remain humble and quiet.
Just TRY to wipe this smile off my face though. Just try. 🙂
I have, and I WILL remain humble and quiet.
Just TRY to wipe this smile off my face though. Just try. 🙂
Just keep winning....
January 28, 2026 at 3:44 AM
Just keep winning....
We're back to the goaltending situation.
January 28, 2026 at 1:35 AM
We're back to the goaltending situation.
Ray: "The Sabres shouldn't get crazy here... They need to stay back and protect this lead."
Ruff: "Shut the fuck up and get back to punching in your meat freezer you fucking hammer head."
Ruff: "Shut the fuck up and get back to punching in your meat freezer you fucking hammer head."
December 30, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Ray: "The Sabres shouldn't get crazy here... They need to stay back and protect this lead."
Ruff: "Shut the fuck up and get back to punching in your meat freezer you fucking hammer head."
Ruff: "Shut the fuck up and get back to punching in your meat freezer you fucking hammer head."