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Jk we celibate 🙏
Hazel (they/she) 😊
God's Clockiest Traggot 💪👁️👄👁️💅
Opinions are *your* own, I only spit facts (but dw, I swallow 🖤)
Relatable irl macro nobody 🪱
Futch by genes 😇 Fucker by choice 😈
Born to get fucked 😩 life provides 👏 frens do too 😏
Hazel (they/she) 😊
God's Clockiest Traggot 💪👁️👄👁️💅
Opinions are *your* own, I only spit facts (but dw, I swallow 🖤)
Relatable irl macro nobody 🪱
Futch by genes 😇 Fucker by choice 😈
Born to get fucked 😩 life provides 👏 frens do too 😏
Benjamin Netanyahu Button
October 9, 2026 at 3:15 AM
Benjamin Netanyahu Button
Kicking myself bc I didn't turn my orchi nuts into a hackysack. Then kicking myself more bc I can't kick myself more.
October 8, 2026 at 11:21 PM
Kicking myself bc I didn't turn my orchi nuts into a hackysack. Then kicking myself more bc I can't kick myself more.
When I say I'm "bricked up" it means 2 things about me. Quite possibly, a 3rd
October 8, 2026 at 10:30 PM
When I say I'm "bricked up" it means 2 things about me. Quite possibly, a 3rd
this goes hard as F U C K
October 3, 2026 at 11:00 PM
this goes hard as F U C K
They call me CAP theorem bc im (physically in)Consistent, (emotially un)Available, and Partitioned (as FUCK)
October 2, 2026 at 8:12 PM
They call me CAP theorem bc im (physically in)Consistent, (emotially un)Available, and Partitioned (as FUCK)
This ain't new it's just Flow
September 28, 2026 at 3:53 AM
This ain't new it's just Flow
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being transgender is like yea so guess im gonna be condemned to a cursed life of misery for wanting to fuck good and look cool
September 23, 2026 at 3:47 AM
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You, unbeknownstening: "It makes no sense. There's just no way a clockmaker can also be a mason."
Me, a clocky brick:
The guard who only tells lies: "haha yeah man"
Me, a clocky brick:
The guard who only tells lies: "haha yeah man"
September 5, 2026 at 11:44 AM
You, unbeknownstening: "It makes no sense. There's just no way a clockmaker can also be a mason."
Me, a clocky brick:
The guard who only tells lies: "haha yeah man"
Me, a clocky brick:
The guard who only tells lies: "haha yeah man"
kinda wanna get a dyke again, so I can go dyking
August 21, 2026 at 12:23 PM
kinda wanna get a dyke again, so I can go dyking
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Me when it's not my problem
August 20, 2026 at 8:03 PM
Me when it's not my problem
When the disciples saw Jesus in his current state, they cried out, for they knew a truth that had not yet come to pass. They knew that He would never be able to try a Cheesy Gordita Crunch (and accompanying Baja Blast)
August 7, 2026 at 4:27 AM
When the disciples saw Jesus in his current state, they cried out, for they knew a truth that had not yet come to pass. They knew that He would never be able to try a Cheesy Gordita Crunch (and accompanying Baja Blast)
Been reading Nana and like god I wish we were in that fashion future. Why the hell are we living with bigots wearing hot shorts made for for gay men; the world should all be fags with piercings and chains in delightfully unusual combinations
July 31, 2026 at 4:36 AM
Been reading Nana and like god I wish we were in that fashion future. Why the hell are we living with bigots wearing hot shorts made for for gay men; the world should all be fags with piercings and chains in delightfully unusual combinations
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there should be a wrestling move called wedlock. like how do you even get out of it
July 26, 2026 at 10:44 PM
there should be a wrestling move called wedlock. like how do you even get out of it
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looks like piss christ out here
July 15, 2026 at 4:09 PM
looks like piss christ out here
Gender is a spectrum and babe, I'm seeing it on acid
July 11, 2026 at 4:41 PM
Gender is a spectrum and babe, I'm seeing it on acid
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me and the other t girls with self esteem issues hanging out behind the unpainted building where we make our overcompressed remixes of pink floyd, you know, bricks brickwalling another brick in the wall at the brick wall
June 27, 2026 at 7:45 PM
me and the other t girls with self esteem issues hanging out behind the unpainted building where we make our overcompressed remixes of pink floyd, you know, bricks brickwalling another brick in the wall at the brick wall
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Tgirl w a small penis call that shrimp on the barbie
June 27, 2026 at 12:13 AM
Tgirl w a small penis call that shrimp on the barbie
La Petit DéBoner
June 22, 2026 at 3:43 PM
La Petit DéBoner