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Malcolm 🍕🍑
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27 | 🏳️‍⚧️ | He/Him | I Run With Maud 912 | Chicago but not really | 🇵🇸
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OG Stan here <3
I wonder if PAC was found unresponsive after the show ended or at least after his segment :((
Stephen went away with the emt’s and an audience (Ada?) member had to be taken out on a stretcher. NOW is cursed I swear
September 28, 2026 at 2:14 AM
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I'm so pumped for All Out tonight!! There's genuinely no better feeling as a wrestling fan than the vibes of PPV day and heading on over to the arena.

Peep the sign!! Hoping we end up in the Death Riders entrance section.

#AEW #AEWAllOut #WrestleSky
September 26, 2026 at 4:43 PM
Idk what type of fuck ass haircut Osprey has going on but I dig it lol #AEW
September 24, 2026 at 1:50 AM
Rest in piss to that shell necklace🙏 your ass will NOT be missed #AEW
September 17, 2026 at 12:53 AM
FIFTY DAYS TIL THE WEDDING
September 12, 2026 at 3:40 AM
The Necro Butcher - Samoa Joe match was like the Iron Man & Thanos battle in Endgame
September 4, 2026 at 2:19 AM
There is absolutely a timeline where Daffney made it to WWE and teamed with Chyna. Chyna would’ve loved Daffney
September 4, 2026 at 1:51 AM
No one fucking talk to me today
August 26, 2026 at 2:53 AM
The “Forgotten Island” segment of Master Chef was throwing major shade every which way. D A M N
August 17, 2026 at 1:16 AM
THATS MY SMOOCHIE GIRL!!!!
#StarlightKid #AEW #ForbiddenDoor
June 29, 2026 at 2:11 AM
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Just released the latest video I did for the local roller derby team!! Very proud of this one. 💖

youtu.be/6ZTWdR99nt8?...
ROCKFORD RAGE vs KEWEENAW ROLLER DERBY ft. CHAI TEETH
YouTube video by RELIABSURD
youtu.be
June 25, 2026 at 10:30 PM
Straight booty ass!! YUCK
i tapped out at maybe five sips?? it tastes exactly like what watching the fed feels like. truly terrible stuff.
June 24, 2026 at 2:58 AM
Korean corn dog save me
June 13, 2026 at 10:00 PM
I can finally say Aurelia & I have caught up with IASIP rest in peace to The Goat fr
June 12, 2026 at 6:22 PM
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Mega64 is LIVE and talking about all the video game news from over the past two weeks, plus a bunch of stories from their LA trip twitch.tv/mega64podcast
June 12, 2026 at 6:11 PM
Finally made it to the Bar Rescue episode of Always Sunny
June 9, 2026 at 1:54 AM
It’s been exactly one year since I last watched The People’s Joker and I need to watch much more what is wrong with me
May 22, 2026 at 2:47 AM
Burger
May 22, 2026 at 2:46 AM
Seeing frost on the grass this morning before 7am is WILD to me.
IT IS MAY.
May 7, 2026 at 8:43 PM
Can Gabby Hannah stop being recommended to me as a friend I may know on Facebook?? Scram!!
May 7, 2026 at 8:43 PM
This is gonna be a very hard take but I think my dad is gay
May 5, 2026 at 11:27 PM
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don’t compare and despair. find your own path and lean in. become best friends with other trans filmmakers. don’t do drugs or at least don’t do too much. get 8 hours of sleep a night.
May 1, 2026 at 5:39 AM
I genuinely forget how rude and stuck up Ethel Cain fans are genuinely. Like 9Million is also Matt’s band (lead vocal) & he’s also her second guitar. Like 9M’s merch was $35 MAX for shirts as Ethel merch was $35 MINIMUM for shirts. Like look at ts. Their music isn’t shitty, y’all barely applauded
April 25, 2026 at 5:29 PM
Yes, I’m craving Shawarma at 8:40 AM
April 23, 2026 at 1:40 PM
I have the urge to drink a tall boy beer but like in a dude-bro way
April 23, 2026 at 12:42 AM