marianne.
@sailormoonsault.bsky.social
Emotionally allergic to pineapples. Very questionable aesthetics.
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marianne.
@sailormoonsault.bsky.social
· Jul 16
Yes, I still love Chuck Taylor on this platform too. In case you were wondering.
Does anyone else apologize profusely to their car anytime it gets banged up?
It can’t just be me.
It can’t just be me.
September 25, 2026 at 1:12 AM
Does anyone else apologize profusely to their car anytime it gets banged up?
It can’t just be me.
It can’t just be me.
I need @itsjustvybe.bsky.social in a cunty Ancient Aliens look like… yesterday.
August 11, 2026 at 11:48 PM
I need @itsjustvybe.bsky.social in a cunty Ancient Aliens look like… yesterday.
I remember the first time my mom saw X-Men she was like “Rogue had it easy, imagine if your power was always knowing what gay men were thinking about you?”
And I never forgot that.
And I never forgot that.
March 16, 2026 at 10:15 PM
I remember the first time my mom saw X-Men she was like “Rogue had it easy, imagine if your power was always knowing what gay men were thinking about you?”
And I never forgot that.
And I never forgot that.
Gawdland and Lawrence Cheney in the same room would probably kill Ru Paul.
March 10, 2026 at 9:09 PM
Gawdland and Lawrence Cheney in the same room would probably kill Ru Paul.
Who is a movie character that you feel protective of? That you wouldn’t hesitate to stab a bitch for?
Mine is Faramir.
Mine is Faramir.
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January 6, 2026 at 4:30 AM
Who is a movie character that you feel protective of? That you wouldn’t hesitate to stab a bitch for?
Mine is Faramir.
Mine is Faramir.
I’ve reached that age where NYE has become “Please keep it down, it’s a week night.”
January 1, 2026 at 5:59 AM
I’ve reached that age where NYE has become “Please keep it down, it’s a week night.”
Dominic Monaghan hasn’t aged a damn day and I think we should all be worried about where that ring is at.
October 25, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Dominic Monaghan hasn’t aged a damn day and I think we should all be worried about where that ring is at.
I know it used to be trendy to hate on Nickelback but don’t lie to yourself and tell me that “Someday” isn’t an absolute banger of a song.
October 13, 2025 at 10:22 PM
I know it used to be trendy to hate on Nickelback but don’t lie to yourself and tell me that “Someday” isn’t an absolute banger of a song.
Social media sites need an option to just report something as annoying because “Anyone here in *insert year here*?” comments on YouTube videos make me want to kill someone.
August 8, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Social media sites need an option to just report something as annoying because “Anyone here in *insert year here*?” comments on YouTube videos make me want to kill someone.
Went on a date with an actor I had a huge crush on in the early 00’s.
July 20, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Went on a date with an actor I had a huge crush on in the early 00’s.
Hey @itsjustvybe.bsky.social, my blind ass can’t find your merch.
LINK A NAKED BITCH I NEED IT.
LINK A NAKED BITCH I NEED IT.
July 18, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Hey @itsjustvybe.bsky.social, my blind ass can’t find your merch.
LINK A NAKED BITCH I NEED IT.
LINK A NAKED BITCH I NEED IT.
I may be 35 but holy shit do I love kpop.
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July 11, 2025 at 9:23 PM
I may be 35 but holy shit do I love kpop.
I’m like if you tried to teach Fozzy Bear about serious adult responsibilities.
July 4, 2025 at 3:07 AM
I’m like if you tried to teach Fozzy Bear about serious adult responsibilities.
I can meet a certified celebrity heartthrob and still not act as foolish as I would if I ever ran into David Spade.
June 16, 2025 at 11:21 PM
I can meet a certified celebrity heartthrob and still not act as foolish as I would if I ever ran into David Spade.
The only time I ever did confession at church I told the priest that my sin was not telling a girl her skirt was on backwards at school.
I was 8 and I don’t regret it.
I was 8 and I don’t regret it.
June 3, 2025 at 3:26 AM
The only time I ever did confession at church I told the priest that my sin was not telling a girl her skirt was on backwards at school.
I was 8 and I don’t regret it.
I was 8 and I don’t regret it.
My office allows us to watch videos and listen to whatever we want on our phones while we work so I feel no need to apologize for how incredible Bosco’s boobs look when I watch #AllStars10. It’s not my problem.
May 24, 2025 at 1:06 AM
My office allows us to watch videos and listen to whatever we want on our phones while we work so I feel no need to apologize for how incredible Bosco’s boobs look when I watch #AllStars10. It’s not my problem.
I’ve posted this on Goth Day every year for 16 years.
I will never stop.
I will never stop.
May 23, 2025 at 2:14 AM
I’ve posted this on Goth Day every year for 16 years.
I will never stop.
I will never stop.
Once again, it’s that lovely time of year where I have to explain OnlyFans expenses to my tax lady.
April 16, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Once again, it’s that lovely time of year where I have to explain OnlyFans expenses to my tax lady.
There aren’t many bad moods that suddenly being able to do a backflip can’t fix.
April 3, 2025 at 8:18 PM
There aren’t many bad moods that suddenly being able to do a backflip can’t fix.
My stepdad taught me a lot of the essentials like how to drive and stuff but the most life changing thing I ever learned from him was to put mustard on your grilled cheese sandwiches.
April 3, 2025 at 12:16 AM
My stepdad taught me a lot of the essentials like how to drive and stuff but the most life changing thing I ever learned from him was to put mustard on your grilled cheese sandwiches.
Been a real big fan of blueberries lately.
March 26, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Been a real big fan of blueberries lately.
John told me happy birthday on every possible social platform. Meanwhile, my own brother forgot.
March 25, 2025 at 10:04 PM
John told me happy birthday on every possible social platform. Meanwhile, my own brother forgot.
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY @sailormoonsault.bsky.social!
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March 20, 2025 at 6:05 PM
HAPPY BIRTHDAY @sailormoonsault.bsky.social!
People who comment on old YouTube videos just to say “2025 anyone?” wipe from back to front and I refuse to explain myself further.
March 25, 2025 at 10:03 PM
People who comment on old YouTube videos just to say “2025 anyone?” wipe from back to front and I refuse to explain myself further.