Salad Retossed
@saladretossed.bsky.social
my psychiatrist was like "hey it helps mental health if you dont take your phone to bed and like go at a time that isnt 2 am" and after 1 night of no phone and laying down at 12:30 she might be onto something
May 14, 2026 at 1:32 PM
my psychiatrist was like "hey it helps mental health if you dont take your phone to bed and like go at a time that isnt 2 am" and after 1 night of no phone and laying down at 12:30 she might be onto something
the joys of working IT, changing your password and forgetting what you changed it to cause you were distracted 🙃
May 13, 2026 at 8:20 PM
the joys of working IT, changing your password and forgetting what you changed it to cause you were distracted 🙃
remembering the time I fucked around and wrote a "random tile generator" for a game that never saw the light of day and it's like "I never wrote anything like that in my life how the fuck did I do that"
May 13, 2026 at 2:42 PM
remembering the time I fucked around and wrote a "random tile generator" for a game that never saw the light of day and it's like "I never wrote anything like that in my life how the fuck did I do that"
I guarantee that all of your life problems can be solved if you just add one more Docker container
May 13, 2026 at 1:37 PM
I guarantee that all of your life problems can be solved if you just add one more Docker container
I wish there were more arcades but like, strictly arcades. Not barcades. Sick of those.
May 12, 2026 at 7:32 PM
I wish there were more arcades but like, strictly arcades. Not barcades. Sick of those.
fuck it new PFP is gonna be my cosplay of Max Payne I did for a HEALTH concert recently
May 12, 2026 at 5:08 PM
fuck it new PFP is gonna be my cosplay of Max Payne I did for a HEALTH concert recently
also I switched to a Cherry Stream keyboard (since I love the way my Thinkpad feels) and it just feels so good for a membrane. Getting old, mechanicals are just too loud and sensitive 🙃
May 12, 2026 at 3:43 PM
also I switched to a Cherry Stream keyboard (since I love the way my Thinkpad feels) and it just feels so good for a membrane. Getting old, mechanicals are just too loud and sensitive 🙃
I hate IT sometimes but there is a tranquility in managing VM environments that I can't explain
May 12, 2026 at 3:37 PM
I hate IT sometimes but there is a tranquility in managing VM environments that I can't explain
Reposted by Salad Retossed
𝐃𝐢𝐝 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰? It is currently unknown if Toree can shit.
May 12, 2026 at 3:05 PM
𝐃𝐢𝐝 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰? It is currently unknown if Toree can shit.
May 12, 2026 at 2:08 PM
hittin the grocery store to get bagels you guys want anything?
May 11, 2026 at 9:21 PM
hittin the grocery store to get bagels you guys want anything?
ditched Bluesky for Threads, watched myself get miserable and bitter in real time, jumped back, low cortisol man this place is nice. Maybe it's my feeds here but the lack of ragebait is so refreshing
May 11, 2026 at 4:36 PM
ditched Bluesky for Threads, watched myself get miserable and bitter in real time, jumped back, low cortisol man this place is nice. Maybe it's my feeds here but the lack of ragebait is so refreshing
May 11, 2026 at 2:28 PM
"oh boy I should start up game dev again"
>open engine, Blender, GIMP
>open trello board
>see the TODOs
"...right"
>close engine, Blender, GIMP
>play Dynasty Warriors 5 on PCSX2 instead
the life
#gamedev
>open engine, Blender, GIMP
>open trello board
>see the TODOs
"...right"
>close engine, Blender, GIMP
>play Dynasty Warriors 5 on PCSX2 instead
the life
#gamedev
May 10, 2026 at 1:54 PM
"oh boy I should start up game dev again"
>open engine, Blender, GIMP
>open trello board
>see the TODOs
"...right"
>close engine, Blender, GIMP
>play Dynasty Warriors 5 on PCSX2 instead
the life
#gamedev
>open engine, Blender, GIMP
>open trello board
>see the TODOs
"...right"
>close engine, Blender, GIMP
>play Dynasty Warriors 5 on PCSX2 instead
the life
#gamedev
May 5, 2026 at 9:11 PM
how it feels to finally be honest with myself and set my tinder preferences to "Men"
a group of monsters from the movie monsters university
ALT: a group of monsters from the movie monsters university
media.tenor.com
May 4, 2026 at 9:51 PM
how it feels to finally be honest with myself and set my tinder preferences to "Men"
March 17, 2026 at 1:55 PM
new kitties :3
Champ and Bolt! Both wobbly and adjusting. They're doing great
#cats #cat #catsofbluesky
Champ and Bolt! Both wobbly and adjusting. They're doing great
#cats #cat #catsofbluesky
March 13, 2026 at 7:30 PM
new kitties :3
Champ and Bolt! Both wobbly and adjusting. They're doing great
#cats #cat #catsofbluesky
Champ and Bolt! Both wobbly and adjusting. They're doing great
#cats #cat #catsofbluesky
me yesterday staring at the blank Outlook window at work, stun locked in Ollie's picking rugs, and forgetting to make dinner because I forgot to take my Adderall
#adhd
#adhd
March 10, 2026 at 3:40 PM
me yesterday staring at the blank Outlook window at work, stun locked in Ollie's picking rugs, and forgetting to make dinner because I forgot to take my Adderall
#adhd
#adhd
its so beautiful when you get it first shot ;-;
March 8, 2026 at 1:07 AM
its so beautiful when you get it first shot ;-;
taking sexy ass arm pics to make UV masks (i will crush the resolution to 256x256)
March 6, 2026 at 3:59 PM
taking sexy ass arm pics to make UV masks (i will crush the resolution to 256x256)
after an all evening crash course in remembering how Blender works I finally got smaller hands. More placeholder stuff but I hope to have some better shit soon. Always soon.
On the plus side I learned how to properly UV models so I'm quite happy there. No more unscrambling the things in Blender
On the plus side I learned how to properly UV models so I'm quite happy there. No more unscrambling the things in Blender
March 6, 2026 at 5:17 AM
after an all evening crash course in remembering how Blender works I finally got smaller hands. More placeholder stuff but I hope to have some better shit soon. Always soon.
On the plus side I learned how to properly UV models so I'm quite happy there. No more unscrambling the things in Blender
On the plus side I learned how to properly UV models so I'm quite happy there. No more unscrambling the things in Blender
I always feel dirty when I have to fill the gaps in my knowledge with free assets on itch (even when I modify them). Like I can't model humans worth a damn but other objects? Totally ok can even rig them mfs up
Better than fucking AI though
Better than fucking AI though
March 6, 2026 at 2:48 AM
I always feel dirty when I have to fill the gaps in my knowledge with free assets on itch (even when I modify them). Like I can't model humans worth a damn but other objects? Totally ok can even rig them mfs up
Better than fucking AI though
Better than fucking AI though
fuck it I'm gonna
March 4, 2026 at 6:17 PM
fuck it I'm gonna