SWEET MOTHER OF PEARL...WHAT HAPPENED TO THE CHIEFS????????

THIS IS A PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT...SET YOUR RECORDER TO GET ALL THINGS PUPPY BOWL SO YOU CAN POUR OVER IT AT YOUR LEISURE..IT IS ON ANIMAL PLANET.

THE AD I HATE THE VERY MOSTEST EVER IS WHERE THE MOM AND CAT ARE AS ONE, AND HER KID YELLS DOWNSTAIRS THAT SHE HAS FALLEN..THE UNCARING MOM YELLS TO GET A BAND AID...THE SCARED KID YELLS DOWN SHE IS BLEEDING..AND "MOMMY DEAREST" SAYS, "GET TWO.". AND THEN FEEDS HER CAT........IGGGRRR

WARNING...GET PREPARED......THE GIRL SCOUT COOKIES ARE JUST UNLEASHED....GOD BLESS THOSE WHO HAVE LOTS OF KIDS, GRANDKIDS, NIECES, OR LOTS OF CLOSE NEIGHBORS.

MY NEW QUOTE..."OH IRONY, THY NAME IS KRISTI NOEM BEING APPOINTED AS DIRECTOR OF HOMELAND SECURITY"

HI,I AM A 40 YEAR TEACHER OF AMERICAN HISTORY, GOVERNMENT, AND CRITICAL THINKING TO JR HIGH STUDENTS. I HAVE KISSED "THE TWIT" GOODBYE. MY DAUGHTER, SALLY SULTZMAN, HAS PATIENTLY SET ME UP HERE. I PROMISED NOT TO EMBARRASS HER...MUCH.