Pontiff Saltyvahn
@saltyvahn.bsky.social
33/F/a chapel in Irithyll (EST). Same salt time, same salt channel.
TERFs, racists, and other assorted bigots, look elsewhere. Minors DNI.
Sometimes I write stuff. Sometimes I just fling terrible puns everywhere instead.
TERFs, racists, and other assorted bigots, look elsewhere. Minors DNI.
Sometimes I write stuff. Sometimes I just fling terrible puns everywhere instead.
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RIP to a legend
August 25, 2026 at 8:18 PM
RIP to a legend
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may we ask ourselves what would dolly do and pick that options
August 25, 2026 at 7:33 PM
may we ask ourselves what would dolly do and pick that options
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I GOTTA GET THE EDIT I MADE BECAUSE OF THIS POST.
November 9, 2024 at 2:06 AM
I GOTTA GET THE EDIT I MADE BECAUSE OF THIS POST.
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He is a curse of bambino-era Sox fan, to me
June 24, 2026 at 8:48 PM
He is a curse of bambino-era Sox fan, to me
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formal proposal of a replacement for the vince mcmahon meme format
March 21, 2026 at 7:38 PM
formal proposal of a replacement for the vince mcmahon meme format
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nemesis is so funny conceptually. the ultimate bio-weapon. an undefeatable hunter. millions of dollars of research from the most evil corporation on earth. its target? a specific division of a single local midwestern police department
March 9, 2026 at 11:23 AM
nemesis is so funny conceptually. the ultimate bio-weapon. an undefeatable hunter. millions of dollars of research from the most evil corporation on earth. its target? a specific division of a single local midwestern police department
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Happy 40th old friend.
February 21, 2026 at 3:12 PM
Happy 40th old friend.
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mila reminded me of the amaurot looks like downtown boston comic and honestly i wouldn't be surprised to see a cubus in the seaport
February 1, 2026 at 1:32 AM
mila reminded me of the amaurot looks like downtown boston comic and honestly i wouldn't be surprised to see a cubus in the seaport
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Prefect timing too. Nobody trusts anybody now, and we're all really tired.
Welcome John Carpenter's THE THING to the National Film Registry! bloody-disgusting.com/movie/393134...
John Carpenter’s ‘The Thing’ Has Been Added to the National Film Registry
John Carpenter‘s The Thing has been selected by the Library of Congress as one of this year’s 25 films to join the National Film Registry due to their cultural, historic or aesthetic importance to pre...
bloody-disgusting.com
January 30, 2026 at 6:36 PM
Prefect timing too. Nobody trusts anybody now, and we're all really tired.
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I thought I'd highlight some stuff for new followers.
Here's my scans of the 2019 The Legend of #Zelda: Link's Awakening "Dreamer" Artbook, which has a ton of cute concept art for the Switch version. Normally I don't scan new publications but this was a limited release archive.org/details/link...
Here's my scans of the 2019 The Legend of #Zelda: Link's Awakening "Dreamer" Artbook, which has a ton of cute concept art for the Switch version. Normally I don't scan new publications but this was a limited release archive.org/details/link...
December 30, 2025 at 12:09 AM
I thought I'd highlight some stuff for new followers.
Here's my scans of the 2019 The Legend of #Zelda: Link's Awakening "Dreamer" Artbook, which has a ton of cute concept art for the Switch version. Normally I don't scan new publications but this was a limited release archive.org/details/link...
Here's my scans of the 2019 The Legend of #Zelda: Link's Awakening "Dreamer" Artbook, which has a ton of cute concept art for the Switch version. Normally I don't scan new publications but this was a limited release archive.org/details/link...
Might be heretical but I think I like M11's theme better than Everything Burns.
December 29, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Might be heretical but I think I like M11's theme better than Everything Burns.
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Top tier joke
December 25, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Top tier joke
Watched Tokyo Godfathers for the first time and like. I Get It now.
December 25, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Watched Tokyo Godfathers for the first time and like. I Get It now.
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Soon, time to go on a blind date to Carnegie Hall in 1997...
December 19, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Soon, time to go on a blind date to Carnegie Hall in 1997...
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trying to write a hallmark christmas movie but I've just finished act 1 and six people are already dead
October 30, 2024 at 12:07 AM
trying to write a hallmark christmas movie but I've just finished act 1 and six people are already dead
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who cares about the mario galaxy trailer. final pam is back
November 12, 2025 at 4:36 PM
who cares about the mario galaxy trailer. final pam is back
All the "Homestuck is my favorite anime" jokes are gonna be true now, huh.
August 9, 2025 at 9:38 PM
All the "Homestuck is my favorite anime" jokes are gonna be true now, huh.
All the stuff around Gundam Wing's 30th anniversary has gotten me more hyped than I'd usually care to admit.
I'm gonna see Endless Waltz in a theatre if it kills me.
I'm gonna see Endless Waltz in a theatre if it kills me.
July 27, 2025 at 2:56 AM
All the stuff around Gundam Wing's 30th anniversary has gotten me more hyped than I'd usually care to admit.
I'm gonna see Endless Waltz in a theatre if it kills me.
I'm gonna see Endless Waltz in a theatre if it kills me.
I've been super burnt out on everything and in a creative rut, which sucks, but I'm still here.
May 4, 2025 at 6:53 PM
I've been super burnt out on everything and in a creative rut, which sucks, but I'm still here.
Is Discord toast for anyone else, or did I somehow fuck it up by looking at it funny?
November 17, 2024 at 6:00 AM
Is Discord toast for anyone else, or did I somehow fuck it up by looking at it funny?
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Fear the Old Blood 🩸
My design of Bloodborne as an old pulp horror novel
My design of Bloodborne as an old pulp horror novel
November 15, 2024 at 4:48 PM
Fear the Old Blood 🩸
My design of Bloodborne as an old pulp horror novel
My design of Bloodborne as an old pulp horror novel